generationz:


This man, I knew you could never leave nairaland for good.
when you went on that short hiatus I was like *yimu* what brought you the first time will bring you back.


As a Christian , I don't support adultery.


However since you don't want to be lonely why not marry a second wife here in Nigeria ? at least you are an African man .


Besides I don't mean to be offensive or anything but I think your taste in women is very low , if all the ladies you keep meeting always turn out to be money hungry chicks.

There are ladies in Nigeria with their own money who just want love and companionship. Those ones from well to do homes also end up spending on their men.

Except you feel like you have to dole out money to compensate for other things that are missing you shouldn't let anyone use you, ever.

You should learn to put your foot down and say No when you are not comfortable with whatever the person is bringing in.

I do it all the time and it works for me.

Though I have very few friends as a result but as an introvert I'm fine with that.

You are absolutely right about my taste of women being low, I completely agree. But it is not like I like to choose low class ladies, it is just that I have a kind spec and attributes in ladies that hardly most lonely, high class working class ladies have.

The only lady I had with all these traits was my Asian girl, but she had to go back to build her business. So I am thinking of getting a white South African.

I can name a few of the traits and attributes in case you know a high class girl in Nigeria that will pass the needles eye:

= Naturally fair, very fair with hour-glass figure.
= Must be smoker (Cannabis and all)
=Must know how to make cocktails.
=Must know how to dance, sometimes pole dance
=Must be always happy and excited, no frowning and feeling worried.
=Must be ready to live on a fixed monthly allowance
=Must research for Events/Seminars for weekend
=Must be ready to go weekend jogging with me 3hrs every Saturdays and Sundays (7-10)

I can name more, but those are a few of the pre-conditions, and it happens that most of the ladies who have the specs and time for my lifestyle end up being 'low class ladies', as you call them.

I have tried all permutations and I am still trying, but it is a lifestyle I must continue to keep till the end of my 3D Game.

mysticgal:


I promise never to fall in love...I need a room in lagos

I am sure when you read the specs I name above, you will understand why I meet bad girls and not good girls like you.

TimeMachine:


You are absolutely right about my taste of women being low, I completely agree. But it is not like I like to choose low class ladies, it is just that I have a kind spec and attributes in ladies that hardly most lonely, high class working class ladies have.

The only lady I had with all these traits was my Asian girl, but she had to go back to build her business. So I am thinking of getting a white South African.

I can name a few of the traits and attributes in case you know a high class girl in Nigeria that will pass the needles eye:

= Naturally fair, very fair with hour-glass figure.
= Must be smoker (Cannabis and all)
=Must know how to make cocktails.
=Must know how to dance, sometimes pole dance
=Must be always happy and excited, no frowning and feeling worried.
=Must be ready to live on a fixed monthly allowance
=Must research for Events/Seminars for weekend
=Must be ready to go weekend jogging with me 3hrs every Saturdays and Sundays (7-10)

I can name more, but those are a few of the pre-conditions, and it happens that most of the ladies who have the specs and time for my lifestyle end up being 'low class ladies', as you call them.

I have tried all permutations and I am still trying, but it is a lifestyle I must continue to keep till the end of my 3D Game.

hmmm

she must never frown or worry
I'm also looking for such a person who will never frown or be worried indoors.

Billy, ( or Timmy) it is impossible to find such a lady except she's always high or she's deceiving you for your cash.

Tell me , do you give those babes this list when you meet them?

That shows why you always get heartbroken.

You make them know that you are obsessed with them since someone with all those qualities ( in Nigeria) is very rare.

All humans take advantage when they know that someone is obsessed with them. since you are also lonely , I guess you pour out your heart to do at every giving opportunity.


Your wife is a white woman and you still want to import another to join you here? lol.


oh boy the way you are even writing your MUST
shuoo


Are you looking for love or you are looking for a plaything?

The only lady I think is very fair and seems happy always is the OAP Toke Makinwa .I don't know if she likes jogging

TimeMachine:


You are absolutely right about my taste of women being low, I completely agree. But it is not like I like to choose low class ladies, it is just that I have a kind spec and attributes in ladies that hardly most lonely, high class working class ladies have.

The only lady I had with all these traits was my Asian girl, but she had to go back to build her business. So I am thinking of getting a white South African.

I can name a few of the traits and attributes in case you know a high class girl in Nigeria that will pass the needles eye:

= Naturally fair, very fair with hour-glass figure.
= Must be smoker (Cannabis and all)
=Must know how to make cocktails.
=Must know how to dance, sometimes pole dance
=Must be always happy and excited, no frowning and feeling worried.
=Must be ready to live on a fixed monthly allowance
=Must research for Events/Seminars for weekend
=Must be ready to go weekend jogging with me 3hrs every Saturdays and Sundays (7-10)

I can name more, but those are a few of the pre-conditions, and it happens that most of the ladies who have the specs and time for my lifestyle end up being 'low class ladies', as you call them.

I have tried all permutations and I am still trying, but it is a lifestyle I must continue to keep till the end of my 3D Game.

hmmm

she must never frown or worry
I'm also looking for such a person who will never frown or be worried indoors.

Billy, ( or Timmy) it is impossible to find such a lady except she's always high or she's deceiving you for your cash.

Tell me , do you give those babes this list when you meet them?

That shows why you always get heartbroken.

You make them know that you are obsessed with them since someone with all those qualities ( in Nigeria) is very rare.

All humans take advantage when they know that someone is obsessed with them. since you are also lonely , I guess you pour out your heart to do at every giving opportunity.


Your wife is a white woman and you still want to import another to join you here? lol.


oh boy the way you are even writing your MUST



Are you looking for love or you are looking for a plaything?

The only lady I think is very fair and seems happy always is the OAP Toke Makinwa .I don't know if she likes jogging lol

generationz:



hmmm

she must never frown or worry
I'm also looking for such a person who will never frown or be worried indoors.

Billy, ( or Timmy) it is impossible to find such a lady except she's always high or she's deceiving you for your cash.

Tell me , do you give those babes this list when you meet them?

That shows why you always get heartbroken.

You make them know that you are obsessed with them since someone with all those qualities ( in Nigeria) is very rare.

All humans take advantage when they know that someone is obsessed with them. since you are also lonely , I guess you pour out your heart to do at every giving opportunity.


Your wife is a white woman and you still want to import another to join you here? lol.


oh boy the way you are even writing your MUST
shuoo


Are you looking for love or you are looking for a plaything?

The only lady I think is very fair and seems happy always is the OAP Toke Makinwa .I don't know if she likes jogging








hmmm

she must never frown or worry
I'm also looking for such a person who will never frown or be worried indoors.

Billy, ( or Timmy) it is impossible to find such a lady except she's always high or she's deceiving you for your cash.

Tell me , do you give those babes this list when you meet them?

That shows why you always get heartbroken.

You make them know that you are obsessed with them since someone with all those qualities ( in Nigeria) is very rare.

All humans take advantage when they know that someone is obsessed with them. since you are also lonely , I guess you pour out your heart to do at every giving opportunity.


Your wife is a white woman and you still want to import another to join you here? lol.


oh boy the way you are even writing your MUST



Are you looking for love or you are looking for a plaything?

The only lady I think is very fair and seems happy always is the OAP Toke Makinwa .I don't know if she likes jogging lol

You are absolutely spot on, I ensure that I take care of everything that might worry a lady so she has no reason to lower my frequency of vibration as a being. So, that is where all family issues start coming out and I end up paying rents, paying fees for siblings, etc etc etc and sometimes it really makes them happy, but then you realize they get used to heavy spending and jack up their desires at my expense.

I got basically tired of ladies that I had to scout for the hour-glass fair ladies at the club and sometimes they spend a week before they go and I spend a few days before going back to get another or repeat previous ladies. And that is not a lifestyle I bargained for.

You are also right about the pretense, I figured out last week, that one of my girls has been taking from me and spending on a boy her age. Meaning, the bills are high cos she has extra parasite.

I have no reason to change how I choose to live, I am already used to living my way.

This matter hard me, I swear. I just need me lady and I have considered that Toke Makinwa (Hope that is how its written), but having had 3 Nollywood actresses and their wahala bills, I think I kind of run away from Celebrities for now.

As it is now, I might just consider that second wife option, but I am strongly thinking of a baby-mama option, the unforeseen is that after a child, she go begin dey act differently.

Now you can see why the matter tire me.

TimeMachine:


You are absolutely spot on, I ensure that I take care of everything that might worry a lady so she has no reason to lower my frequency of vibration as a being. So, that is where all family issues start coming out and I end up paying rents, paying fees for siblings, etc etc etc and sometimes it really makes them happy, but then you realize they get used to heavy spending and jack up their desires at my expense.

I got basically tired of ladies that I had to scout for the hour-glass fair ladies at the club and sometimes they spend a week before they go and I spend a few days before going back to get another or repeat previous ladies. And that is not a lifestyle I bargained for.

You are also right about the pretense, I figured out last week, that one of my girls has been taking from me and spending on a boy her age. Meaning, the bills are high cos she has extra parasite.

I have no reason to change how I choose to live, I am already used to living my way.

This matter hard me, I swear. I just need me lady and I have considered that Toke Makinwa (Hope that is how its written), but having had 3 Nollywood actresses and their wahala bills, I think I kind of run away from Celebrities for now.

As it is now, I might just consider that second wife option, but I am strongly thinking of a baby-mama option, the unforeseen is that after a child, she go begin dey act differently.

Now you can see why the matter tire me.

Hmm vibrations abi, now I understand your need for happiness every time.


You no what dear, money is not everything but if you intend to use it to cover up for everything you must be ready to spend till the end


You can't eat your cake and have it.

You have worked hard and deserve whatever lifestyle you choose for yourself

But you should also be ready to pay the price to continue enjoying it.

The issue of keeping your vibration high is also like a bond that makes you somewhat like a slave to them.

You are also looking for the perfect woman who is low maintenance.

Its like having a Lamborghini in Nigeria.

You must spend so much to ship it down here, find a special mechanic etc. That's what make it worth showing off.


Also I believe you are not a young man. You have met many ladies all through tour journey on earth.

Stop being naive and expecting the perfect lady with all those attributes you mentioned .

When you don't expect too much ( character wise) you cushion your heart for disappointment.

But as for that money my guy, you must spend it for your own sake. It is a continuous sacrifice that must be made.
As far as I'm concerned those girls aren't so hungry , they just don't love you. Love comes with understanding.

You also don't love them that deeply unless you won't easily let go .

If I may ask, what is your idea of monthly allowance to keep her very comfortable?

TimeMachine:


You are absolutely right about my taste of women being low, I completely agree. But it is not like I like to choose low class ladies, it is just that I have a kind spec and attributes in ladies that hardly most lonely, high class working class ladies have.

The only lady I had with all these traits was my Asian girl, but she had to go back to build her business. So I am thinking of getting a white South African.

I can name a few of the traits and attributes in case you know a high class girl in Nigeria that will pass the needles eye:

= Naturally fair, very fair with hour-glass figure.
= Must be smoker (Cannabis and all)
=Must know how to make cocktails.
=Must know how to dance, sometimes pole dance
=Must be always happy and excited, no frowning and feeling worried.
=Must be ready to live on a fixed monthly allowance
=Must research for Events/Seminars for weekend
=Must be ready to go weekend jogging with me 3hrs every Saturdays and Sundays (7-10)

I can name more, but those are a few of the pre-conditions, and it happens that most of the ladies who have the specs and time for my lifestyle end up being 'low class ladies', as you call them.

I have tried all permutations and I am still trying, but it is a lifestyle I must continue to keep till the end of my 3D Game.

Billyonaire, Ishilove meets all these criteria you listed, but you must pay me a sign-on fee of 350,000 Euros. Hahahahahaaaaaa!

Zoharariel:


Billyonaire, Ishilove meets all these criteria you listed, but you must pay me a sign-on fee of 350,000 Euros. Hahahahahaaaaaa!

Let him kuku get clay and mould her

generationz:


Hmm vibrations abi, now I understand your need for happiness every time.


You no what dear, money is not everything but if you intend to use it to cover up for everything you must be ready to spend till the end


You can't eat your cake and have it.

You have worked hard and deserve whatever lifestyle you choose for yourself

But you should also be ready to pay the price to continue enjoying it.

The issue of keeping your vibration high is also like a bond that makes you somewhat like a slave to them.

You are also looking for the perfect woman who is low maintenance.

Its like having a Lamborghini in Nigeria.

You must spend so much to ship it down here, find a special mechanic etc. That's what make it worth showing off.


Also I believe you are not a young man. You have met many ladies all through tour journey on earth.

Stop being naive and expecting the perfect lady with all those attributes you mentioned .

When you don't expect too much ( character wise) you cushion your heart for disappointment.

But as for that money my guy, you must spend it for your own sake. It is a continuous sacrifice that must be made.
As far as I'm concerned those girls aren't so hungry , they just don't love you. Love comes with understanding.

You also don't love them that deeply unless you won't easily let go .

If I may ask, what is your idea of monthly allowance to keep her very comfortable?

Believe this, you'll believe anything

I can't believe people are actually taking this TimeMachine character serious.

Ishilove:
Believe this, you'll believe anything

Lool what exactly is the lie
the vibration ish or the stories of side hens?

generationz:


Hmm vibrations abi, now I understand your need for happiness every time.


You no what dear, money is not everything but if you intend to use it to cover up for everything you must be ready to spend till the end


You can't eat your cake and have it.

You have worked hard and deserve whatever lifestyle you choose for yourself

But you should also be ready to pay the price to continue enjoying it.

The issue of keeping your vibration high is also like a bond that makes you somewhat like a slave to them.

You are also looking for the perfect woman who is low maintenance.

Its like having a Lamborghini in Nigeria.

You must spend so much to ship it down here, find a special mechanic etc. That's what make it worth showing off.


Also I believe you are not a young man. You have met many ladies all through tour journey on earth.

Stop being naive and expecting the perfect lady with all those attributes you mentioned .

When you don't expect too much ( character wise) you cushion your heart for disappointment.

But as for that money my guy, you must spend it for your own sake. It is a continuous sacrifice that must be made.
As far as I'm concerned those girls aren't so hungry , they just don't love you. Love comes with understanding.

You also don't love them that deeply unless you won't easily let go .

If I may ask, what is your idea of monthly allowance to keep her very comfortable?

I consider myself young. I have been on this 3D Game for 4 decades. I am an introvert. Anti social. Really have no reason to socialise. I have a garage bar like a club setting at home. So I do all stuff home and have no time to waste my funds in expensive night clubs. Sometimes we get to bring stripper to entertain us.

N1.2M Annually is fine paid in quarterly upfront. I get to decide the shopping bonuses at my discreation.

There is always a spare car to move around. I believe the pay is fair but most of the girls start asking for iPhones and other gadgets which I can do if I feel like but they get greedy and demanding almost always. And I try to stay away from greedy ones cos am slightly hypertensive and require really fun moments. It is the core reason I must stay happy.

My plan is to convert the place to a private library so i can have readers come around and stay to read. I could meet intelligent ladies who love reading. I intend to do it next year unfailingly.

generationz:


Lool
what exactly is the lie

the vibration ish or the stories of side hens?

Billyonaire, aka TimeMachine has a reputation for being,, er...very imaginative...

Ishilove:

Billyonaire, aka TimeMachine has a reputation for being,, er...very imaginative...

Not imaginative, it's the reality Ishilove, I have nothing to hide, if you are interested in a visit.

Stop thinking everyone here is incapable of reaching what could be termed, your imagination, it could just be the basic reality for others.

TimeMachine:


Not imaginative, it's the reality Ishilove, I have nothing to hide, if you are interested in a visit.

Stop thinking everyone here is incapable of reaching what could be termed, your imagination, it could just be the basic reality for others.

Na so

Three Nollywood actresses right?

Mods!

Why can't I upload pictures?

Mods!

Why can't I upload pictures?

Ranchhoddas:
Na so

Three Nollywood actresses right?

Upon memory recall, actually 4.

TimeMachine:


Upon memory recall, actually 4.

If you tell a big enough lie and tell it frequently enough, it will be believed...Adolf Hitler

Ranchhoddas:

If you tell a big enough lie and tell it frequently enough, it will be believed...Adolf Hitler

That quote is true. But you do not have to believe. You dont really matter, do you ?

You've done a great job derailing this thread. Weldone!

TimeMachine:


That quote is true. But you do not have to believe. You dont really matter, do you ?

Of course I don't!

Why would I?

You have a teeming legion of delusional believers!

I remember your much followed departure thread with your previous moniker.

How you said the time had come for you to leave Nairaland for good and face some more important things.
A few days later you were back.
Typical troll behavior!

How about your mansion that you invited people from Chanel to design for one million dollars?
The one that women cannot resist using as background for their Facebook profile pictures.
Is it the same one with 10 bedrooms?

Four Nollywood actresses ko, 15 Bollywood actresses ni!

You for add Lupita and Jennifer Aniston join!

Shiooorrr...

Ranchhoddas:
Of course I don't!

Why would I?

You have a teeming legion of delusional believers!

I remember your much followed departure thread with your previous moniker.

How you said the time had come for you to leave Nairaland for good and face some more important things.
A few days later you were back.
Typical troll behavior!

How about your mansion that you invited people from Chanel to design for one million dollars?
The one that women cannot resist using as background for their Facebook profile pictures.
Is it the same one with 10 bedrooms?

Four Nollywood actresses ko, 15 Bollywood actresses ni!

You for add Lupita and Jennifer Aniston join!

Shiooorrr...

it is too early in the week for this kind of savagery.

Ranchhoddas:
Of course I don't!

Why would I?

You have a teeming legion of delusional believers!

I remember your much followed departure thread with your previous moniker.

How you said the time had come for you to leave Nairaland for good and face some more important things.
A few days later you were back.
Typical troll behavior!

How about your mansion that you invited people from Chanel to design for one million dollars?
The one that women cannot resist using as background for their Facebook profile pictures.
Is it the same one with 10 bedrooms?

Four Nollywood actresses ko, 15 Bollywood actresses ni!

You for add Lupita and Jennifer Aniston join!

Shiooorrr...

Do you really have a real job in life ? For years you follow anyone that types like me and you are sure it must be, and of-course you are right, but you could also be wrong.

What makes you think I am lying when in essence we have not actually met. Is a 10-room "mansion" a bigger house ? It is not a big deal for me, I loved the neighbourhood of the estate and I bought two-wings of twin duplexes, each of 5 rooms and sitting etc and merge them into one with a touch 0f class where I spend my time as a semi-retired venture capitalist.

About the project, oh yes, it is my life mission and I am building it, and will eventually convert this place to a private library as soon as I have no interest living here anymore.

If you are broke and poor does not mean some of us are. And it also does not mean that all rich and smart people must move on to greater places, I love to shine light in darkness. It is my mission.

You have gotten my response, and trust me, you are excited.

TimeMachine:


Do you really have a real job in life ? For years you follow anyone that types like me and you are sure it must be, and of-course you are right, but you could also be wrong.

What makes you think I am lying when in essence we have not actually met. Is a 10-room "mansion" a bigger house ? It is not a big deal for me, I loved the neighbourhood of the estate and I bought two-wings of twin duplexes, each of 5 rooms and sitting etc and merge them into one with a touch 0f class where I spend my time as a semi-retired venture capitalist.

About the project, oh yes, it is my life mission and I am building it, and will eventually convert this place to a private library as soon as I have no interest living here anymore.

If you are broke and poor does not mean some of us are. And it also does not mean that all rich and smart people must move on to greater places, I love to shine light in darkness. It is my mission.

You have gotten my response, and trust me, you are excited.

What an imagination you've got man!
Semiretired venture capitalist.
Okay, just humour me.
Who are the four Nollywood actresses you've bedded?

Have you bought that jet yet?

Ranchhoddas:
What an imagination you've got man!
Semiretired venture capitalist.
Okay, just humour me.
Who are the four Nollywood actresses you've bedded?

Have you bought that jet yet?

Dont be a minion.

Wont mention names.

You'd get to know when that jet is bought, I really dont fancy travelling now but as soon as the project takes root and is franchised to different parts of the world, my Trustees will get me that little jet. Just a fav toy of my dream.

TimeMachine:


Dont be a minion.

Wont mention names.

You'd get to know when that jet is bought, I really dont fancy travelling now but as soon as the project takes root and is franchised to different parts of the world, my Trustees will get me that little jet. Just a fav toy of my dream.

Bros I don tire.

Carry your wahala dey go!

TimeMachine:


You are right . I got hurt too many times. Not only will you give them space and utilities to enjoy but they come with their own bills and entire family problems. Matter don tire me sef. I decide to just stay lonely and running away from their calls.

All girls seem to run on hungry neurons these days.

please do stay away from poor girls(idle chicks).working class is better
I have been using this technique for a while and it has been working for me ever since.
Much regards.

nwanneni:
please do stay away from poor girls(idle chicks).working class is better
I have been using this technique for a while and it has been working for me ever since.
Much regards.

Thanks buddy.

Loneliness no be here. Last night, I had to like just get tipsy and dose off.

Living each day at a time, and I really pity guys who arent married. Where will they see better women sef

Ranchhoddas:
Bros I don tire.

Carry your wahala dey go!

hahahahahaha

No, make we continue. I am lazy and lonely enough, I dey find trouble online to keep the moments going. Seriously I need more projects to stay busy.

TimeMachine:


Thanks buddy.

Loneliness no be here. Last night, I had to like just get tipsy and dose off.

Living each day at a time, and I really pity guys who arent married. Where will they see better women sef

there is no such thing anymore.
They now slay their youth away and want to dump their carcass on a nice,fresh,well to do guy.no way!
Do you work?

nwanneni:
there is no such thing anymore.
They now slay their youth away and want to dump their carcass on a nice,fresh,well to do guy.no way!
Do you work?

Not really.

People work for me, I just lazy around researching on projects and investing on them.

I live on my RoIs.

generationz:


This man, I knew you could never leave nairaland for good.
when you went on that short hiatus I was like *yimu* what brought you the first time will bring you back.


As a Christian , I don't support adultery.


However since you don't want to be lonely why not marry a second wife here in Nigeria ? at least you are an African man .


Besides I don't mean to be offensive or anything but I think your taste in women is very low , if all the ladies you keep meeting always turn out to be money hungry chicks.

There are ladies in Nigeria with their own money who just want love and companionship. Those ones from well to do homes also end up spending on their men.

Except you feel like you have to dole out money to compensate for other things that are missing you shouldn't let anyone use you, ever.

You should learn to put your foot down and say No when you are not comfortable with whatever the person is bringing in.

I do it all the time and it works for me.

Though I have very few friends as a result but as an introvert I'm fine with that.

i like the way you talk.if you are single,please do send me a mail with your picture.
I feel it's time to settle down too(because i can tell you want to as well)
Much love