TonyeBarcanista:
Nonsense

MissRaine69:
IF.......

MissRaine69:

Ok let’s take a few steps back
What does “shooting blanks” mean to you?
I feel you think nothing will come out when you ejaculate well that’s a myth and it’s incorrect
You will have seminal fluid but it just won’t contain any sperm. You balls will remain intact there will only cut one very small vessel and that’s it.

DissTroy:


Now you had to be explicit.

Let all of the whitish goo come out - sperm and all. Who wants to walk around the thought of being a quasi-eunuch tap-dancing on the edge of the mind like a contestant auditioning for the a Got Talent opportunity?

...And your choice of words make it worse - "...CUT one very small vessel...". Cut what? Lift my scrotum, hold my balls with a scalpel dangling over them searching for where to slice? Not on this God's green earth! There must be other less-traumatising options we can go for.

MissRaine69:

Would it help if I did it?
You don’t have to look for the tube I know exactly where it is. And no I don’t have to lift the balls up at all. Gently positioning them to the side , one ball at a time and job done in mins.

myettiallah:

why dont you discuss more about the ladies' private than that of a man, hence let me put this question to you. Would you tie your fallopian tube as a lady?

DissTroy:


Yeah right. That's exactly what folks in the medical field get taught when being trained: "Calm the patient down even if he'd die eventually."

"One ball at a time..." then you slice.

I think the main fear is, what if something wrong happens and you slice the wrong tube, cut a vein or tissue and my glorious erection never juts out again proclaiming my virility? What would happen then? What if...?

Whoever the missus is going to be, I'd love her enough to do anything but love is considerate so she should consider my phallus. No way, MissRaine. It'd take more than your gentle hands with the most feathery touches to convince me.

2buffagain:
We will simply take the woman to the hospital, give her an implant AND stick a T-bone up her cunt.

Case closed.

MissRaine69:

I have never worked on a phallus before. I certainly won’t pick the wrong part The ones I did was done & dusted in mins and all the ones I have done still work.It is about making sure the patient has the right information not make belief in order to make an informed decision . Fear affects that process so yes
I have to explain things to you in a very calm manner. Sweet smile included.

MissRaine69:

It’s more straight forward to have a vasectomy. Wombs are not removed unless her life was in danger. The fallopian tubes are tied that’s all. So why does she have to go through all that trauma? To save your balls?

DissTroy:


Yeah... Exactly what all mechanics say before ruining our generators.

Wait a minute... About the phalluses you worked on; you anesthetized them? Which Nigerian man would even let you put a scalpel on his balls?

samysmoothfresh:



obviously!


Least i can do is master the ever reliable act of pulling out


we'd both be saved from trauma


case solved


case closed

theSpark:
I don't think I can do it

Sounds like a traumatic procedure. One can never tell the future so I'll prefer to keep my stick in working condition. What if we decide to have a kid in our old age or something?

From here it's a big no. Unless I have a wife who bewitches me

MissRaine69:

Ok let’s start with the research
Would you have a vasectomy? If not why?

franozx:
after doing that and my wife finds out, she will start filling like deputy-mary. I can't biko

Grayjoy:

I first got a good insight into this idea, when I found myself in a class of some students in College. I believe they should be medicine student. So I stopped being sceptical about that issue, I also have an associate in his late thirties who did it, he lives his normal life, mind you he is not married. To your question.
Based on the condition you stated, having it won't be an issue for me.

MissRaine69:

He has his reasons and without him telling you we can’t assume.
A vasectomy is a lot safer than a woman a full/partial hysterectomy there is this unfounded fear that the procedure will have an impact on how a phallus works but that is not the case.Everything works after a vasectomy.

MissRaine69:
have a vasectomy? If you found out that the woman in your life could not use any form of hormone based contraception for health reasons and the condoms kept splitting.
Ps You have the number of kids you wanted.

Grayjoy:

He gave me his reasons cause I pressed for it. He has 3 kids already, he got his first kid at 18, the young man is now in College, the second is around 15-16, preparing for the upcoming WAEC, the third is around 8-9, all are from different women.
He doesn't intend getting married. The few times he tried it didn't work out.
He is a chronic womanizer. So he told me his reasons although I didn't state it yet.

Fatherofdragons:


Ofcourse I'll do it as long as it is reversible.

MissRaine69:

He does not want any more kicks makes sense
But HIV is real

Grayjoy:

LOL.
HIV?
That doesn't scare him.
What he is trying to avoid is that he doesn't want any lady to abort pregnancy for him anymore.
The last one was hell.
These ladies keep rushing for him although some knows he is a womanizer.

MissRaine69:

Well maybe he is one of those men who actually found out that they are positive and go around spreading HIV. In this day and age to sleep with many women unprotected and not expect to catch something is just blantant fuckery

Grayjoy:

Based on the last test we did, he is not positive.
We did the test together, that was around May, according to him, he doesn't climax When using a condom.
So he doesn't use it at all.

MissRaine69:

And you are aware that issue he mentioned is a case of mind over matter. The market of condoms has a lot to offer....from the thickest to barely there products

Grayjoy:
Mind over matter?
I can't process that line.
Sounds to me like a riddle.
Make it clearer please.

MissRaine69:

He thinks he won’t climax before he even starts he won’t as he has anticipated the failure