Zimbabwe again??..

ednut1:
Most of these zimbabwe and kenya stories are fake

very Very Fake

When the constructive widening was taking place why didn't you halt the project and change the contractor?? Now after the contractor aphasia created enough space for errm titanic to pass through you are saying you meant just a dingy to go through? Nonsense

hmmmmm!..... I wonder what the court will say about it

bujebudanu1:
Alum cost just #50 which is .0.001 rand.

She wan change her entire lower limb.
Crazy people everywhere

Tell me something

hisexcellency34:
I thought they said a woman's pussy is elastic in nature

Anything that is elastic also has elastic limit

Timil:
Waakanda nonsense is this... you mean your father and brothers diick is a dot?

Chai Nairalanders this is just too much�

Yankee101:
U no see am initially?
Women be looking for big cassava upandan
When e too small na issue, too big them go run away!
Wetin una really want?

Moderate or average
(not too big not too small)

What was she thinking from 2016 till 2018. She was taking the guy rod for months without any complain so it is now that they are no more together that she realized the guy has an abnormal penis.

Yankee101:
U no see am initially?
Women be looking for big cassava upandan
When e too small na issue, too big them go run away!
Wetin una really want?

i tire ooo

Imagine! Women are the real life issues. She metvher since 2016 and has been receiving the d*** since then and just broke up this year and that's when she realizes that the d*** has been so big. For two good years of serious gbenshing she never complained.


Women are just like buhari govt; e too big na complain. E no big, na complain. Too much complain and anxiety.

Oro buruku!

Can we just export all these Nairaland gals crying upandan for big cassava to Zimbabwe right away? We dont mind undertaking the cost of reconstructing all collateral damages, just let them get served!

hisexcellency34:
I thought they said a woman's pussy is elastic in nature

bros go study hooks law of elasticity.

Lols.....majority of troublesome girls do dis, especially wen dey av bn dumped by d guy. I remember wen my guy's ex ws pressurizing him after he dumped her to return her body back to d way it ws wen dey started dating. Saying she's nw fat, her tummy is nw big, al d d&c's she has done,..bla bla bla.

Women, funny creatures!!

sluk:
Imagine! Women are the real life issues. She metvher since 2016 and has been receiving the d*** since then and just broke up this year and that's when she realizes that the d*** has been so big. For two good years of serious gbenshing she never complained.


Women are just like buhari govt; e too big na complain. E no big, na complain. Too much complain and anxiety.

Woman matter tire me my broad! For two good years woman was being pummeled endlessly by an extraordinary cassava without any complaints whatsoever! Woman was most likely screaming on top her voices, night after night to man to f**k harder, f**k harder!!! Then, suddenly, woman is claiming for damages! Woman!!!

sweetilicious:
Does it matter? Love yourself.

Lol just messing around. I'm very satisfied with mine

So what would happen if eventually she gives birth, would she also SUE the child for widening the gate? Is the man's john thomas bigger than a baby? She said the man was a married man, why has his wife not taken the man to court for the same claim?

Platony:
Lols.....majority of troublesome girls do dis, especially wen dey av bn dumped by d guy. I remember wen my guy's ex ws pressurizing him after he dumped her to return her body back to d way it ws wen dey started dating. Saying she's nw fat, her tummy is nw big, al d d&c's she has done,..bla bla bla.

Women, funny creatures!!

This is funny. Maybe Nigerians should ask Buhari to take our economy back to how he took over from GEJ.

paix:
So what would happen if eventually she gives birth, would she also SUE the child for widening the gate? Is the man's john thomas bigger than a baby? She said the man was a married man, why has his wife not taken the man to court for the same claim?

These are pertinent questions for our big cassava lovers on Nairaland to answer! But curiously, they are now nowhere to be found!

OMEGA009:
Pls can I have his number? Ayam asking for a friend.

Na dem be dis!!!

Saying rubbish

Just when I thought I have seen it all

These Zim Zim People of Zimbabwe!

I'm still wondering what relevance the posted picture has to the story.

MariaLavina:



Our dot diick Nigerian Men won't like this, watch how they will crucify the lady.

Your father is also part of Nigerian Men.

Roadto2019:
Your father is also part of Nigerian Men.

This one too is pained

Fierce11:
The woman is just a big thief.. Afterall, Nairaland ladies said that a penis can NEVER widen or stretch a VJ which will result to the VJ being termed a "loose pussay". They explicitly said it can only become "loose" after child birth.
So wtf is this hoe spewing?
Nairaland feminists should better defend this terrible allegation.

The vagina does not even get loosed with childbirth and not even if a tear occurs cos when they sew it back it gets even tighter.

MariaLavina:

This one too is pained

No!!! baby girl. Come here and chop cassava that will change your life.

MariaLavina:

This one too is pained

No!!! baby girl. Come here and chop cassava that will change your life.

OMEGA009:
Pls can I have his number? Ayam asking for a friend.

Nothing like a dck you can sit on comfortably and manipulate.

All these long dcks are very problematic cos the lady keeps shouting easy easy instead of making sweet sounds...it can make lve making pretty boring.