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GUYS: Make A Pick. PUSSY Or VASELINE by ChildOfDoom: 6:30pm On Nov 24, 2018 |
I've been pondering on this for long. I've experienced both. I once stayed alone and once co-habited with a girl. Which is better? Having a babe or self-service? BENEFITS OF HAVING A BABE - passionate sex - better meals - a helper with chores - someone to share your ups and downs with |
Re: GUYS: Make A Pick. PUSSY Or VASELINE by ChildOfDoom: 6:32pm On Nov 24, 2018 |
BENEFITS OF VASELINE - less finance involved - less drama [no pregnancy scare or monitoring of your whereabouts] - more time for work or school - energy conserved as you think of only your welfare/tasks 3 Likes |
Re: GUYS: Make A Pick. PUSSY Or VASELINE by youngberry001(m): 6:34pm On Nov 24, 2018 |
If I pick u go dash me money ne bro |
Re: GUYS: Make A Pick. PUSSY Or VASELINE by ChildOfDoom: 7:37pm On Nov 24, 2018 |
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Re: GUYS: Make A Pick. PUSSY Or VASELINE by Nobody: 8:03pm On Nov 24, 2018 |
Vaseline. thank you. for now. 1 Like |
Re: GUYS: Make A Pick. PUSSY Or VASELINE by okoroemeka(m): 8:10pm On Nov 24, 2018 |
Vaseline cannot compare to a big swollen puffy pinky clit coupled with an aroused nips. 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: GUYS: Make A Pick. PUSSY Or VASELINE by SweetBuns(f): 8:12pm On Nov 24, 2018 |
You'd be stupid to pick a substance made of inorganic hydrocarbons over our natural honeypots. 12 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: GUYS: Make A Pick. PUSSY Or VASELINE by Oreofepeters: 8:24pm On Nov 24, 2018 |
SweetBuns:hmn Oyindamola |
Re: GUYS: Make A Pick. PUSSY Or VASELINE by SweetBuns(f): 8:25pm On Nov 24, 2018 |
Oreofepeters:good pm |
Re: GUYS: Make A Pick. PUSSY Or VASELINE by Oreofepeters: 8:26pm On Nov 24, 2018 |
SweetBuns:what's up? |
Re: GUYS: Make A Pick. PUSSY Or VASELINE by SweetBuns(f): 8:27pm On Nov 24, 2018 |
Oreofepeters:just bored and typing lazily on my bed. |
Re: GUYS: Make A Pick. PUSSY Or VASELINE by Oreofepeters: 8:31pm On Nov 24, 2018 |
SweetBuns:aww cool but I don't think you are lazily typing cos you're very swift in replying |
Re: GUYS: Make A Pick. PUSSY Or VASELINE by SweetBuns(f): 8:34pm On Nov 24, 2018 |
Oreofepeters:high speed WiFi + Fast phone = ?? 2 Likes |
Re: GUYS: Make A Pick. PUSSY Or VASELINE by ChildOfDoom: 8:37pm On Nov 24, 2018 |
SweetBuns:hian... The derailers have arrived |
Re: GUYS: Make A Pick. PUSSY Or VASELINE by Oreofepeters: 8:37pm On Nov 24, 2018 |
SweetBuns:+ your 4G fingers= super fast |
Re: GUYS: Make A Pick. PUSSY Or VASELINE by SweetBuns(f): 8:39pm On Nov 24, 2018 |
Oreofepeters:now you got it |
Re: GUYS: Make A Pick. PUSSY Or VASELINE by SweetBuns(f): 8:40pm On Nov 24, 2018 |
ChildOfDoom: |
Re: GUYS: Make A Pick. PUSSY Or VASELINE by Oreofepeters: 8:41pm On Nov 24, 2018 |
SweetBuns: 1 Like
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Re: GUYS: Make A Pick. PUSSY Or VASELINE by yarimo(m): 9:51pm On Nov 24, 2018 |
Chairman Vaseline crew Sambisa Forest branch is here to monitor his members. Thank you |
Re: GUYS: Make A Pick. PUSSY Or VASELINE by kclem(m): 10:04pm On Nov 24, 2018 |
YOU CAN WALK OUT ON MASTURBATION Masturbation is one spirit which the devil imposes on people through Lust and through continuous practice of the same. Since it started in a day, it will not need more than a day to permanently end. Surely there is an end and your expectation shall not be cut off. Proverbs 28 vs. 10. You must believe that masturbation is an evil spirit and not a habit. That’s why even married men and women are still involved in it today. Overcoming it is impossible because it’s not a temptation; understand this, it’s a spirit. It is a personality, if it was an ordinary habit, then fasting and prayers could have been able to deal with it. But prayers and fasting can’t handle it. Masturbation is even more common with Christians, the devil deceives them that it’s only a habit and not even the main thing, I want you to know that its one loop hole the devil uses to torment Christians. Apart from causing delays and disappointment, it is a bondage chaired by a spirit. But with God all things are possible. It is a sin but sin has been dealt with by Jesus Christ and as a result of this it cannot have dominion over you. Masturbation is not like every other sin, it is a deceitful sin. It is a spirit that does not stay with you but comes and goes. You don’t get delivered from it because it doesn’t stay, rather it comes and goes. So you might feel delivered today and then captured tomorrow by this same spirit. But Christ is the head of all principalities and powers; you are just about to experience permanent freedom. How I wish you know what it is to live a sin-free life. You will never like to be yoked with it again. Christ has made us free more than 2000 years ago which means freedom from any form of sin is possible. HOW THEN CAN YOU PERMANENTLY WALK OUT ON MASTURBATION? The spirit of masturbation like I said before does not reside in an individual rather it comes and goes. So prayers and fasting will only make it stronger because you can fast for 7 days and break your fast with masturbation when it comes. It is good to understand the two ways in which it comes so that you will avoid it totally. It first of all comes through LUST, LUST, I MEAN PICTURES OF IMMORALITY, REAL OR IMAGINATION, FILM OR PHOTOGRAPHS, and WORDS OR MUSIC. LUST IS THE MESSENGER OF MASTURBATION, IT IS THE FORERUNNER OF MASTURBATION OR FORNICATION AS THE CASE MAY BE, SO IF YOU CAN HANDLE LUST YOU CAN HANDLE MASTURBATION. Lust however is the forerunner of masturbation; it is who masturbation sends to pave the way before he visits. Note that masturbation does not reside in any individual; it rather comes and goes so it is impossible to stop it through prayers and fasting, you can only learn how to avoid it by minding what you see, hear, read or listen to, beware of immorality imposed videos, video musical and so on. In as much as masturbation does not reside, but lust resides in the mind of an individual and as a result of this, attracts the spirit of masturbation. After this act of masturbation is completed guilt steps in .This spirit hates when you are guilty, so he keeps coming till you become ‘unguilty’, but this shall not be your portion in Jesus name. God is going to help you out; He is already helping you out through this message. Your mind needs to be renewed daily with Gods word for Lust to finally leave you alone. Masturbation also comes through pre lust that is thoughts of yester years that portrays immorality. Masturbation comes also when you are depressed, so decide to rejoice always in Jesus Name. You can handle Lust by casting down every imagination on the spot. 2nd Corinthians 10 vs. 3 to 5. You cast it down on the spot. And when you have done that you ignore it and get busy. I mean really get busy, idleness of the mind can arouse Lust. The reason why when you cast out lust it still remains is because you do not have enough of Gods word in your heart. So labor in Gods word, you must be lost in Gods word to overcome lust which will finally put an end to masturbation. Romans 12 vs. 1. There are times when the spirit of masturbation just comes on you without the thought of lust, but this is because depression and idleness attracted it. I pray for you in the name of Jesus, that whatever might be a besetting sin that you are struggling with and making you not to be able to run this Christian race is nullified as you take heed to this message in the name of Jesus. 4 Likes |
Re: GUYS: Make A Pick. PUSSY Or VASELINE by Nobody: 10:09pm On Nov 24, 2018 |
op u cant be wanking all ur precious akamu upandan sex is better but u should mind the type of snail u about to enter oo cos not all snails are pingolo friendly and also make sure ur raincoat is with u |
Re: GUYS: Make A Pick. PUSSY Or VASELINE by TonyeBarcanista(m): 10:35pm On Nov 24, 2018 |
WANKING: No risk of contacting STI No drama No financial implication Easily accessible... BUT It messes you psychologically especially when you graduate to become addictive. VAGINA Never-ending drama Nagging HIGH risk of contacting STIs and other diseases Could be financially draining Could mess you up emotionally Further Explanation: If you want sex the vagina is the option, if you just want to have pleasure just to ejaculate, you may consider wanking or sexdoll as alternative. Whichever you decide, BE READY to face the consequence! Vagina Consequence: High Risk of contacting STIs (some incurable), financially draining and could give emotional imbalance. Wanking Consequence: It could mess your psyche if addicted. 3 Likes |
Re: GUYS: Make A Pick. PUSSY Or VASELINE by TonyeBarcanista(m): 10:43pm On Nov 24, 2018 |
SweetBuns:I don't see it being stupid. He may choose vaseline to vagina for fear of contacting STIs or for emotional/financial reasons. Honestly, it is justified and has a point. Irrespective, he's responsible for his choice 1 Like |
Re: GUYS: Make A Pick. PUSSY Or VASELINE by dhabrite(m): 11:57pm On Nov 24, 2018 |
kclem: There's only one way to quit masturbation, get yourself a bitch. Y'all should stop bringing religion into this shit. It sucks. Looking for a good betting website with amazing offers, then Lionsbet is here for you. Sign up and see for yourself, link in my signature. I have made so much from their features. But Nairaland no go gree make I write too much, them go ban me. |
Re: GUYS: Make A Pick. PUSSY Or VASELINE by femi4: 5:15am On Nov 25, 2018 |
SweetBuns:Chemistry teacher.. |
Re: GUYS: Make A Pick. PUSSY Or VASELINE by ChildOfDoom: 7:20am On Nov 25, 2018 |
youngberry001:taah.. Make your choice. Everything is not about money |
Re: GUYS: Make A Pick. PUSSY Or VASELINE by ChildOfDoom: 9:34am On Nov 25, 2018 |
TonyeBarcanista:nice analysis. You also right about the addictive part though |
Re: GUYS: Make A Pick. PUSSY Or VASELINE by ikbnice(m): 11:22am On Nov 25, 2018 |
The fear of most of these girls who have been reduced to walking corpses is something oooo. No thanks to the almighty G-guys. Sex with these girls is like handing your destiny over to those who need it. |
Re: GUYS: Make A Pick. PUSSY Or VASELINE by okoroemeka(m): 12:49pm On Nov 25, 2018 |
kclem:why are you condemning a behavior that is part of the human reflex action, an act that put the control of sexual desire in an individual hands,without masturbation as a pressure release valve many people will be driven close to insanity with lust and desire |
Re: GUYS: Make A Pick. PUSSY Or VASELINE by bedfordking: 12:54pm On Nov 25, 2018 |
until they increase minimum wage I will stick to VASELINE 2 Likes |
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