derrick015:
need serious help on chatting with girls on WhatsApp
After I broke up with my ex. getting a new gf has been so difficult. Girls I have interest in have been put off by my chats. it always hello how are you fine etc. sometimes I try to spice it up with some jokes but it always been rebuffed.
Now there's this girl we attended same fellowships back in university. Then I tried talking to her professing love but she rejected me.
But of recent I noticed some sort of green light from her. I never had her number she calls me etc. and messaged me on WhatsApp.
I want to go for the kill with her. I don't want to appear desperate or needy. and I need to show this tru texting because distance set up apart for now cause i am in a different place to hers
I have flopped in texting in the past as I run out ideas on what to say. I have tried downloading videos online but all to no avail.
Please peeps from your depths of wisdom help

lefulefu:
Just relax and bring up small stuffs to discuss about. And its not compuslory u must always be d one contributing in discussion cos if na only u dey contribute then she no dey into u. By d way hope d jokes u make are not expensive ones ooo like wats d colour of ur underwear and other creepy jokes. Make such jokes and d babe go jus kawa.

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THERE'S NO PROFIT IN DOING THIS. I'M TELLING YOU. FOR ALL YOUR EPISTLES, GRAMMAR AND EFFORTS TO KEEP GOOD CONVOS ALL YOU'LL GET IS "K", AND OTHER BORING SINGLE WORDS.
INVEST THIS TIME AND EFFORT YOU PLAN ON WASTING ON A GIRL WHO'S TOO BUSY TO REPLY CUS SHE'S GETTING HOOKED UP BY MANY OTHER HUSTLERS LIKE YOU.. ON SOMETHING ELSE. YOU'LL SEE HOW MUCH YOU'LL GAIN.

mikejj:
must is be on whatsapp bro??if you are serious go meet the girl pour ur mind..or else dont expect lively chat..

derrick015:


here's the thing I run out of what to say. I don't even know how to start a reasonable conversation

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THERE'S NO PROFIT IN DOING THIS. I'M TELLING YOU. FOR ALL YOUR EPISTLES, GRAMMAR AND EFFORTS TO KEEP GOOD CONVOS ALL YOU'LL GET IS "K", "FYN", "KUL", AND OTHER BORING SINGLE WORDS.
INVEST THIS TIME AND EFFORT YOU PLAN ON WASTING ON A GIRL WHO'S TOO BUSY TO REPLY CUS SHE'S GETTING HOOKED UP BY MANY OTHER HUSTLERS LIKE YOU.. ON SOMETHING ELSE. YOU'LL SEE HOW MUCH YOU'LL GAIN.

derrick015:



I had this your mentality before. but I realised game's change now. And game has to be upped. I hustle doesn't mean I won't have some to date

lefulefu:
start by saying hw was ur day.. Or how was school? Or how was work? U don start convo be dat

derrick015:



I had this your mentality before. but I realised game's change now. And game has to be upped. I hustle doesn't mean I won't have some to date

DanDeeBoss:
I don meet correct girls wey go help you spice the conversation.... Lol... Op fit dey get replies like "k","nothing","fn".....and "aiit".....these words dey kill convo...

DanDeeBoss:
I don meet correct girls wey go help you spice the conversation.... Lol... Op fit dey get replies like "k"," nothing", "fn".....and "aiit".....these words dey kill convo...

lefulefu:
the truth is if a girl is replyin u with k,fyn and so on she no dey interested in talking to u or she dey with her main guy and u jus bothering her or she's chatting with the guy she fancies. A guy with self respect with codedly delete her off instead of waiting endlessly for her replies And by the way na guy wey no get work go jus siddon for hrs dey wait make a girl reply im chats. D guy no get work?. Some guys sef will jus be bombing her with multiple messages even as she no dey reply. Na wah.

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IT'S "NUFIN" ACTUALLY. ACCOMPANIED BY SOME OTHERS LIKE "L8R", "2MAO", "GM". LOL
IN THEIR DEFENCE THEY CLAIM THIS IS DONE WHEN THEY DISLIKE THE GUY OR WHENEVER THEY'RE NOT IN THE MOOD TO TALK BUT... WE KNOW THOSE ARE JUST SILLY EXCUSES. SOME GUYS DO THIS NONSENSE TOO WHEN YOU CONVERSATING WITH THEM.. ONE WORD, NOT EVEN SPELT CORRECTLY.
ONLY A FEW I'VE CHATTED WITH ACTED DIFFERENTLY. NOBODY TOLD ME TO SWITCH TO CALLS AND SMS WHENEVER I WANT TO PASS MESSAGES. I HAVE NO TIME TRYING TO UNDERSTAND CONFUSING SHORTENED AND MISSPELT WORDS COINED BY BORING PEOPLE WHO ARE TOO LAZY TO TYPE PROPERLY.

derrick015:

It's kinda long distance stuff for now bro. Due to work but soonest we be in same state.

lefulefu:
start by saying hw was ur day.. Or how was school? Or how was work? U don start convo be dat

GUY WILL STILL GET CONFUSED. HE'LL GET SERIES OF "FN" AND "K" AND THERE'S NOTHING MORE HE CAN DO.

SEE, CHATTING WITH A DULL OR UNINTERESTED PERSON IS JUST LIKE AN INTERVIEW. THE MORE QUESTIONS YOU ASK, THE MORE YOU'LL GET "FYN", "KUL", "K", "GD", ETC. YOU MIGHT GET A "WOW" WHEN YOU DECIDE TO DROP LONGER NOVELS, AND FINALLY THE YOU'LL GET "HMMMMM". AS FOOLISH AS YOU ARE YOU'LL NOW ASK HER "BABY WHAT'S THE HMMMM FOR, SHE'LL REPLY "NUFFIN". MORE CONFUSION.
I PREFER TALKING TO PEOPLE IN REAL LIFE. AT LEAST THERE WON'T BE OTHER PEOPLE ON THE LIST OF PEOPLE DEMANDING REPLIES WHEN I'M DOING THAT.

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GUY WILL STILL GET CONFUSED. HE'LL GET SERIES OF "FN" AND "K" AND THERE'S NOTHING MORE HE CAN DO.

SEE, CHATTING WITH A DULL OR UNINTERESTED PERSON IS JUST LIKE AN INTERVIEW. THE MORE QUESTIONS YOU ASK, THE MORE YOU'LL GET "FYN", "KUL", "K", "GD", ETC. YOU MIGHT GET A "WOW" WHEN YOU DECIDE TO DROP LONGER NOVELS, AND FINALLY THE YOU'LL GET "HMMMMM". AS FOOLISH AS YOU ARE YOU'LL NOW ASK HER "BABY WHAT'S THE HMMMM FOR, SHE'LL REPLY "NUFFIN". MORE CONFUSION.
I PREFER TALKING TO PEOPLE IN REAL LIFE. AT LEAST THERE WON'T BE OTHER PEOPLE ON THE LIST OF PEOPLE DEMANDING REPLIES WHEN I'M DOING THAT.

PRESENTATION:


You sir have seen it all

LET THIS THREAD NOT DISTRACT US FROM THE FACT THAT CURRENTLY, WE'RE TAKING IT THROUGH THE BUTT FROM TOTTENHAM. HAHA.. EMERY OUT!

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LET THIS THREAD NOT DISTRACT US FROM THE FACT THAT CURRENTLY, WE'RE TAKING IT THROUGH THE BUTT FROM TOTTENHAM. HAHA.. EMERY OUT!

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THERE'S NO PROFIT IN DOING THIS. I'M TELLING YOU. FOR ALL YOUR EPISTLES, GRAMMAR AND EFFORTS TO KEEP GOOD CONVOS ALL YOU'LL GET IS "K", "FYN", "KUL", AND OTHER BORING SINGLE WORDS.
INVEST THIS TIME AND EFFORT YOU PLAN ON WASTING ON A GIRL WHO'S TOO BUSY TO REPLY CUS SHE'S GETTING HOOKED UP BY MANY OTHER HUSTLERS LIKE YOU.. ON SOMETHING ELSE. YOU'LL SEE HOW MUCH YOU'LL GAIN.

lefulefu:
the truth is if a girl is replyin u with k,fyn and so on she no dey interested in talking to u or she dey with her main guy and u jus bothering her or she's chatting with the guy she fancies. A guy with self respect with codedly delete her off instead of waiting endlessly for her replies. And by the way na guy wey no get work go jus siddon for hrs dey wait make a girl reply im chats. D guy no get work?. Some guys sef will jus be bombing her with multiple messages even as she no dey reply. Na wah.

derrick015:


here's the thing I run out of what to say. I don't even know how to start a reasonable conversation

TheManofTomorrow:
I will advice you to follow this guy's advice. Don't mind all these asses telling you to make money here and there as if that's not already a priority and one can't catch some fun while at it.
You can download the free chadicted in this link
http://www.wetclef.com/topic330.html
Or better still talk to Ilegendd to diagnose you. Lol
Cc.derrick015

derrick015:


Thank. I wonder they are talking about money like I mentioned I am broke. I have downloaded the E-book. I still need some ideas on how to get better chatting. This is a long distance relationship. I wont get to see her until probably mid next year. And the only way to build first attraction to her is through text and phone calls. But I don't want to bore her out like I have done to many others