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Funny Letter From An Angry Ex (what Is Your Say?) by Emarvel(m): 12:47pm On Dec 20, 2018
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Dear Ex... .... I wish you could be attacked by bees... Then when you try to escape the car hits you... When they call an ambulance let it also be involved in an accident with a truck which will push it into the river.... Then you get eaten by the fish... The same fish will be caught by the fishermen who will sell it to me... When I get to fry the fish I will fall asleep forgetting that am cooking to the extent that they get burnt... And then I will throw them in a bin so that my dog can take care of it.... ....

If I see you swept by the river, I would urinate into it to add pressure to the water... ... If I was given a chance to kill without going to jail or prison, I Swear one bullet would be enough for you... ... If I see you lying on the streets helpless, I would buy some popcorns so that I can enjoy watching you... .. If I find people raping you. I would join the queue so that I can help them... ... If you were dead, I would come to your funeral to eat and make sure it's really you in the coffin... ...

And finally if I had a time machine, I would go back in time and stop your mother from meeting your father

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Re: Funny Letter From An Angry Ex (what Is Your Say?) by techking: 1:21pm On Dec 20, 2018
Wat shocked shocked Seriously? grin grin grin grin

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Re: Funny Letter From An Angry Ex (what Is Your Say?) by Emarvel(m): 1:39pm On Dec 20, 2018
techking:
Wat shocked shocked Seriously? grin grin grin grin
Lol
Re: Funny Letter From An Angry Ex (what Is Your Say?) by mhizbel(f): 2:47pm On Dec 20, 2018
She is really pained. gringringrin

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Re: Funny Letter From An Angry Ex (what Is Your Say?) by dmgr(m): 3:01pm On Dec 20, 2018
this one is strong

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Re: Funny Letter From An Angry Ex (what Is Your Say?) by IamPlato(m): 3:03pm On Dec 20, 2018
Even Our Lord Jesus Is Shocked. shocked

This Is Beyond Hatred

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Re: Funny Letter From An Angry Ex (what Is Your Say?) by Nobody: 3:38pm On Dec 20, 2018
Whoever wrote this letter still love their ex.

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Re: Funny Letter From An Angry Ex (what Is Your Say?) by Anjelus(m): 4:08pm On Dec 20, 2018
Valerie47:
Whoever wrote this letter still love their ex.
U're such an intelligent lady.....kudos

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Re: Funny Letter From An Angry Ex (what Is Your Say?) by Nobody: 4:16pm On Dec 20, 2018
Anjelus:
U're such an intelligent lady.....kudos
smileywink

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Re: Funny Letter From An Angry Ex (what Is Your Say?) by Emarvel(m): 4:43pm On Dec 20, 2018
IamPlato:
Even Our Lord Jesus Is Shocked. shocked

This Is Beyond Hatred
Lol
Re: Funny Letter From An Angry Ex (what Is Your Say?) by Emarvel(m): 4:46pm On Dec 20, 2018
Valerie47:
Whoever wrote this letter still love their ex.
exactly my thoughts too
Re: Funny Letter From An Angry Ex (what Is Your Say?) by Emarvel(m): 4:48pm On Dec 20, 2018
grin grin
dmgr:
this one is strong
Re: Funny Letter From An Angry Ex (what Is Your Say?) by marvin906(m): 4:48pm On Dec 20, 2018
hmmmmm I smell love

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Re: Funny Letter From An Angry Ex (what Is Your Say?) by Sheflex4real(m): 5:01pm On Dec 20, 2018
This is serious.

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Re: Funny Letter From An Angry Ex (what Is Your Say?) by adelacuna(m): 5:54pm On Dec 20, 2018
I can see an heartbroken and angry Ex

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Re: Funny Letter From An Angry Ex (what Is Your Say?) by Emarvel(m): 6:38pm On Dec 20, 2018
adelacuna:
I can see an heartbroken and angry Ex
na yu be eye ooo
eye dat seeth all....lol

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Re: Funny Letter From An Angry Ex (what Is Your Say?) by Stargurl20(f): 6:21am On Dec 21, 2018
chai..... loving d wrong person is really grievous

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Re: Funny Letter From An Angry Ex (what Is Your Say?) by Legalcriminal: 2:37am On Sep 13, 2020
Chai
Re: Funny Letter From An Angry Ex (what Is Your Say?) by Xantel(f): 6:26am On Sep 13, 2020
Chineke meee
Re: Funny Letter From An Angry Ex (what Is Your Say?) by adajoe555: 7:11am On Sep 13, 2020
This one strong
Re: Funny Letter From An Angry Ex (what Is Your Say?) by donteddy(m): 8:53am On Sep 13, 2020
Mad ooo�.

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Re: Funny Letter From An Angry Ex (what Is Your Say?) by Emarvel(m): 9:32am On Sep 13, 2020
Xantel:
Chineke meee

adajoe555:
This one strong

Legalcriminal:
Chai

Stargurl20:
chai..... loving d wrong person is really grievous

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