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what life taught you? by Born2conquer: 4:06pm On Dec 22, 2018
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Re: what life taught you? by OgogoroFreak(m): 4:16pm On Dec 22, 2018
Why you no kuku fvck toto instead? Our girls are becoming so cheap these days nah.

You'll always need a girl for romance and the feel of her yansh, her breast, her throat etc... Most of them can even be your GOAT! It's not just about ejaculation bro.
Re: what life taught you? by pussyeater: 4:29am On Dec 23, 2018
Born2conquer:
So today, I was home...home alone!! Chill...does being a business man means you shouldn't have an urge?

Okay fine!

December is ending, people are owing me! The new idea I started that could had fetched me money got pulled down because of Yahoo boys.. Nobody was ready to give it a trial they tot it was a scam!

I got depressed and the tot of having a female company droves in.. I was already thinking of who to call and the amount to give her..maybe 4k or 5k grin

Well, I grabbed my OLIVE OIL and went on to a p*RN site (it's been a while I viewed porn)

I jerked off within 10minutes..

Now I am like "WHY DO I EVEN NEED A GURL SEF?"
Bros abeg no vex oh. You no say that 4k or 5k fit get you 8 to 10 girls for 5H each.
I'll rather fvck toto

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