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I Think I Have Ruined My Chance Of Ever Getting A Date In This Town by Gaspardd(m): 8:50pm On Dec 26, 2018
I met two sisters unbeknownst to me, i met the eldest and she was super receptive.

Been sweet talking her asś for some time now, only to go out ytd, met this cutie (girl B) and got her number.
Today i ran into girl B and she invited me to her place only to hear sn yelling my name. Turned out it was girl A and they re blood sisters. I had to find an excuse to leave and i kno they re prolly saying bad things about me right now.

Its in a small village, here for a project that will end mid 2020 embarassed embarassed

I think i am fúcked already. And i might prolly join the vaselin crew. Downloaded an asian porn already.
Re: I Think I Have Ruined My Chance Of Ever Getting A Date In This Town by MrBrownJay1(m): 8:54pm On Dec 26, 2018
Why did you run like a coward?! You should have stood there and made them understand that you wanted to get to know them both, and thus you could do that now all together...... What exactly made you run? Is it against the law to ask beautiful girls their Numbers? Is it wrong if you got the number of two sister who happens to Be both beautiful?
Re: I Think I Have Ruined My Chance Of Ever Getting A Date In This Town by Nobody: 8:55pm On Dec 26, 2018
Next time keep your nose on one target. Upcoming brostitute cheesy

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Re: I Think I Have Ruined My Chance Of Ever Getting A Date In This Town by Gaspardd(m): 9:04pm On Dec 26, 2018
MrBrownJay1:
Why did you run like a coward?! You should have stood there and made them understand that you wanted to get to know them both, and thus you could do that now all together...... What exactly made you run? Is it against the law to ask beautiful girls their Numbers? Is it wrong if you got the number of two sister who happens to Be both beautiful?

Like i said, i been sweet talking d elder sister for like a week now. So we rr pretty getting very intimate but cuz ive been busy we havent really had time for each other. And again ytd was a work free day, i was supposed to call her but i decided to go hunt instead. So everything was just weird
Re: I Think I Have Ruined My Chance Of Ever Getting A Date In This Town by Gaspardd(m): 9:07pm On Dec 26, 2018
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Next time keep your nose on one target. Upcoming brostitute cheesy

I cant keep my emotional eggs in one basket. Esp with naija girls.. abundance rules
Re: I Think I Have Ruined My Chance Of Ever Getting A Date In This Town by MrBrownJay1(m): 9:13pm On Dec 26, 2018
Gaspardd:


Like i said, i been sweet talking d elder sister for like a week now. So we rr pretty getting very intimate but cuz ive been busy we havent really had time for each other. And again ytd was a work free day, i was supposed to call her but i decided to go hunt instead. So everything was just weird

So you'd rather lose both babe than to laugh about the situation and choose the one that you deem fit? Sweet talking to someone means nothing so long as you didn't date or anything like that.
Re: I Think I Have Ruined My Chance Of Ever Getting A Date In This Town by Nobody: 9:14pm On Dec 26, 2018
Come on guy, behave yourself before I give you backhand slap. How did you ruin your chances??!

Now listen closely.

1. Decide whom you like the most amongst the two sisters
2. Send her a text message saying "I did not know that was your sister"
3. Wait for 24 - 36hrs and then call the one whom you like
4. Tell her sweet things. Apologize. Fix a date to meet. Apologize again when you meet and tell her she is the most beautiful, most homely, most anything. Make her damn head swell 20x its original size!
5. Ignore the other sister. Don't say anything to her. Don't call. Don't text. From now on, she is dead to you.

The goal here is to set the sisters against each other. The sister whom you will ignore will start being bitchy towards your chosen one, and that will only make the chosen one feel like she is doing the right thing.

Be quick to escalate things with the one you like. Don't fear. If things will scatter let it scatter, but that is highly unlikely because, with opposition at home, she will be cautious not to lose out on both fronts.

I doubt whether you will be able to follow these steps because you sound really soft-hearted.

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Re: I Think I Have Ruined My Chance Of Ever Getting A Date In This Town by 10mobile: 9:14pm On Dec 26, 2018
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Re: I Think I Have Ruined My Chance Of Ever Getting A Date In This Town by Gaspardd(m): 9:21pm On Dec 26, 2018
10mobile:
All you need to have women looking for you is to build your manly aura. Learn this for free from a psychotherapist, Doctor Desmond, doctordes101@gmail. com.

Pls email to caveman10050@gmail.com
Wud like to check it out
Re: I Think I Have Ruined My Chance Of Ever Getting A Date In This Town by Gaspardd(m): 9:23pm On Dec 26, 2018
KOPT33:
Come on guy, behave yourself before I give you backhand slap. How did you ruin your chances??!

Now listen closely.

1. Decide whom you like the most amongst the two sisters
2. Send her a text message saying "I did not know that was your sister"
3. Wait for 24 - 36hrs and then call the one whom you like
4. Tell her sweet things. Apologize. Fix a date to meet. Apologize again when you meet and tell her she is the most beautiful, most homely, most anything. Make her damn head swell 20x its original size!
5. Ignore the other sister. Don't say anything to her. Don't call. Don't text. From now on, she is dead to you.

The goal here is to set the sisters against each other. The sister whom you will ignore will start being bitchy towards your chosen one, and that will only make the chosen one feel like she is doing the right thing.

Be quick to escalate things with the one you like. Don't fear. If things will scatter let it scatter, but that is highly unlikely because, with opposition at home, she will be cautious not to lose out on both fronts.

I doubt whether you will be able to follow these steps because you sound really soft-hearted.

Ofcourse i already have my plans wic is similar to urs but then i just want things to cool down a bit. Usually d elder would have called or msged but then she hadnt.
But will def take some steps.
Re: I Think I Have Ruined My Chance Of Ever Getting A Date In This Town by 10mobile: 9:25pm On Dec 26, 2018
Gaspardd:


Pls email to caveman10050@gmail.com
Wud like to check it out
Shebi I don't give u his email? Old boy, nawa for you.
Re: I Think I Have Ruined My Chance Of Ever Getting A Date In This Town by Nobody: 9:25pm On Dec 26, 2018
Gaspardd:


Ofcourse i already have my plans wic is similar to urs but then i just want things to cool down a bit. Usually d elder would have called or msged but then she hadnt.
But will def take some steps.

So why were you crying?
Re: I Think I Have Ruined My Chance Of Ever Getting A Date In This Town by Gaspardd(m): 9:27pm On Dec 26, 2018
KOPT33:


So why were you crying?

Cuz if social media doesnt know about it i will die
Re: I Think I Have Ruined My Chance Of Ever Getting A Date In This Town by Offpoint: 9:28pm On Dec 26, 2018
Claiming to sweet talk, but can't talk your way out in such a simple situation? you still be learner.

Thanks to Jesus, those days we can date entire household without non of them knowing a Jack.

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Re: I Think I Have Ruined My Chance Of Ever Getting A Date In This Town by Gaspardd(m): 9:36pm On Dec 26, 2018
Offpoint:
Claiming to sweet talk, but can't talk your way out in such a simple situation? you still be learner.

Thanks to Jesus, those days we can date entire household without non of them knowing a Jack.

I aint no James Bond bro, funny how all d guys on this forum turned world best pimps tonight, maybe just only tonight cus i have seen ridiculous threads a lot. Like "this girl dumped me, shld i beat her?"
Re: I Think I Have Ruined My Chance Of Ever Getting A Date In This Town by Nobody: 9:39pm On Dec 26, 2018
This one's hot dog is in his head undecided
Re: I Think I Have Ruined My Chance Of Ever Getting A Date In This Town by Offpoint: 9:40pm On Dec 26, 2018
Gaspardd:


I aint no James Bond bro, funny how all d guys on this forum turned world best pimps tonight, maybe just only tonight cus i have seen ridiculous threads a lot. Like "this girl dumped me, shld i beat her?"
If you don't know the rules don't start the gamecheesy

We are retired, but willing to lecturecheesy
Re: I Think I Have Ruined My Chance Of Ever Getting A Date In This Town by Nobody: 9:48pm On Dec 26, 2018
Offpoint:
Claiming to sweet talk, but can't talk your way out in such a simple situation? you still be learner.

Thanks to Jesus, those days we can date entire household without non of them knowing a Jack.

Same household sh..it. LOL.

The bros don't have one kobo liver sha. He will learn. Leave him.
Re: I Think I Have Ruined My Chance Of Ever Getting A Date In This Town by Nobody: 10:02pm On Dec 26, 2018
Gaspardd:


Cuz if social media doesnt know about it i will die

You don't even know how to talk sef. Wonder what you have been telling those poor girls, Mr. Sweet talker that can't talk himself out of a simple situation.

Re: I Think I Have Ruined My Chance Of Ever Getting A Date In This Town by Gaspardd(m): 10:07pm On Dec 26, 2018
KOPT33:


You don't even know how to talk sef. Wonder what you have been telling those poor girls, Mr. Sweet talker that can't talk himself out of a simple situation.


I once told the elder that if she were to be on stage with tiwa salvage, i wud completely ignore tiwa and focus my gaze on her, i think that really got to her.
Re: I Think I Have Ruined My Chance Of Ever Getting A Date In This Town by Nobody: 10:30pm On Dec 26, 2018
Gaspardd:


I once told the elder that if she were to be on stage with tiwa salvage, i wud completely ignore tiwa and focus my gaze on her, i think that really got to her.

Is that the best you got? Your tongue isn't sharp enough. You need to read and practise more. Besides, which state are you in? I am very eager to know.

You sound Edo, if I might add.

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Re: I Think I Have Ruined My Chance Of Ever Getting A Date In This Town by Gaspardd(m): 5:14am On Dec 27, 2018
KOPT33:


Is that the best you got? Your tongue isn't sharp enough. You need to read and practise more. Besides, which state are you in? I am very eager to know.

You sound Edo, if I might add.

I am from Kastina

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