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30 Things Nigerian Husband Expect From Their Wife by Glink2018(m): 7:15am On Jan 06, 2019
LETTER TO OUR WIVES FROM 'THE COMMITTEE OF HUSBANDS' ����������
RESOLUTIONS AT THE END OF THE NEC MEETING IN ABUJA

30 Things Nigerian Husbands Want And Expect From Their Wives:

1. Go and slim down. Do not let people take you for our mother when indeed you are our wife. We love to see you exercise and eat less.

2. Mind and control your tongue.

3. Keep the house clean.

4. Be hospitable, how you receive our friends and families matter to us. Make them feel welcome by coming out to greet them, serve them water if there is no drink.

5. Dress neatly and smart always, look good for us.

6. Do not disrespect us, we want to feel respected even with our imperfections, correct us with respect.

7. Treat us like a king, make us feel important and we shall treat you back as our queens.

8. Do not always claim right.

9. Be polite always.

10. Be quick to say "I am sorry".

11. Do not delay us when we have to go out together. Start getting ready well ahead of time and don't keep us waiting because we can be very impatient.

12. We don't like tension, make us smile and laugh around you and we will want to hang around.

13. We love good food, if you have to go to a catering school to make us eat well, please do.

14. We do not like nagging. When you make your request, believe in us to do it in our own time. No amount of nagging can change us.

15. Do not belittle or gossip us to anyone.

16. If there are issues that need be addressed, find a quiet time when we can talk, just the two of us not necessarily in the middle of the night when you're most likely going to disturb our sleep.

17. Do not prioritize others ahead of us, Make us your number one; Not the children, your friends, your family, your career, business, religion or anything around.

18. We love sex, do not withhold it. Never use it as a bargaining chip.

19. Be disciplined and wise in spending.

20. Be our friend and stop acting like our mom.

21. We can be jealous, do not get too close with the opposite sex on Social media. Seek our consent before accepting a male as Friend.

22. Do not paint us bad to the children, help them love and appreciate us.

23. Do not leave the home and children unattended.

24. Accept and relate well with our family members.

25. Assist us in paying the bills, if you earn well.

26. Do not try to pry too much by reading our mails and responding to messages meant for us without our consent.
Stop snooping and stalking us on Social media. You are not snoop dog. Stop being suspicious of our female colleagues.

27. Stop answering our calls without our permission.

28. Smile always, even when you are exhausted from tending the kids.

Constantly frowning will scare us.

29. If you need our help, ASK. We cannot read your minds*.

30. Stop asking to know how we spend every dime.

Just trust us and all will be well.

Lots of love.

-Association of Nigerian husbands.

Remarks

Our wives are also prohibited from raising any similar committee to review or respond to the above. �����

Signed;
National president.
Re: 30 Things Nigerian Husband Expect From Their Wife by Pavore9: 7:52am On Jan 06, 2019
You can as well mould and program her to your expectation.

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Re: 30 Things Nigerian Husband Expect From Their Wife by Jayslicky: 7:58am On Jan 06, 2019
When your wife does all the things listed just know she is a spirit, so don't complain when you receive strokes of cane in your dreams.

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Re: 30 Things Nigerian Husband Expect From Their Wife by honniemail(f): 8:34am On Jan 06, 2019
I don't think it's your wife you are talking about.. probably your maid.
Re: 30 Things Nigerian Husband Expect From Their Wife by Rosarie(f): 1:11pm On Jan 06, 2019
All are hilarious.21;27;29;30 is the most hilarious.please I will like to come for ur meeting to add more been am in abuja.group of joker's committee
Re: 30 Things Nigerian Husband Expect From Their Wife by Nobody: 1:27pm On Jan 06, 2019
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See rules, Even God gave only TEN commandments! grin
Re: 30 Things Nigerian Husband Expect From Their Wife by Nobody: 1:47pm On Jan 06, 2019
Upon all this, edible catering will still chop prick from outside
Re: 30 Things Nigerian Husband Expect From Their Wife by Mcdreamy15: 2:08pm On Jan 06, 2019
Saffi:
Upon all this, edible catering will still chop prick from outside
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Re: 30 Things Nigerian Husband Expect From Their Wife by rame18(f): 8:15pm On Jan 06, 2019
Saffi:
Upon all this, edible catering will still chop prick from outside











My love for you eh.
Re: 30 Things Nigerian Husband Expect From Their Wife by 2CatWoman: 9:53pm On Jan 07, 2019
Save your bride price. Get one of those sex dolls.
Re: 30 Things Nigerian Husband Expect From Their Wife by Glink2018(m): 8:23pm On Feb 12, 2019
honniemail:
I don't think it's your wife you are talking about.. probably your maid.

Did you see any word like "maid ' in the thread...
I know you from tender age as heady person

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