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Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by LordReed(m): 2:50pm On Jan 09, 2019 |
That the god will make mansions for them in heaven after they are dead but assiduously refuses to do so while they are living. So dead people enjoy mansions more than living people?! LMFAO! 6 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by Nobody: 3:30pm On Jan 09, 2019 |
LordReed: "In my Father's house are many mansions: if it were not so, I would have told you. I go to prepare a place for you" - John 14:2 Meanwhile the guys he spoke to are dead and have been so for over 2000 years The Jesus freaks alive are still expecting this to be the case. And.... Their Jesus leaders aka Men of god , are getting their own mansions and private jets - RIGHT NOW . They must know something that the Jesus following freaks do not know. Example ; Prophet Shepherd Bushiri who is arguably one of the richest pastors in Africa 8 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by MuttleyLaff: 3:39pm On Jan 09, 2019 |
frosbel2:Did you learn to be heterosexual? |
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by LordReed(m): 4:02pm On Jan 09, 2019 |
frosbel2: Chai! See house! See cars! Meanwhile some poor sods are expecting reward in heaven when some people are busy using their empty skulls like icecream bowl. Chai! 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by MJBOLT: 4:10pm On Jan 09, 2019 |
I believe there's a part of the bible that says people should beware of material possessions as they are things of the world but dem pastorprenuers love this material possessions frosbel2: 2 Likes |
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by budaatum: 4:35pm On Jan 09, 2019 |
frosbel2:Mad man lol! |
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by budaatum: 4:37pm On Jan 09, 2019 |
raphieMontella:A profound analogy! 3 Likes |
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by janettee(f): 9:06pm On Jan 09, 2019 |
frosbel2: Lol ... 1 Like |
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by CAPSLOCKED: 9:56pm On Jan 09, 2019 |
frosbel2: SO CHRISTIANS WILL GET MANSIONS WHILE MUSLIMS GET VIRGINS.. AND I'M WASTING MY TIME WITH ALL Y'ALL JOKERS WHEN ALL YOU'LL BE GETTING FROM THE FSM IS NOODLES? I'M CONVERTING TO ISLAM ASAP. 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by Nobody: 9:56pm On Jan 09, 2019 |
MuttleyLaff: Naturalised.... |
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by Nobody: 9:57pm On Jan 09, 2019 |
CAPSLOCKED: Not only Virgins, they also get HONEY , MILK and WINE "There are rivers of water, of milk, of wine and of clear honey. Allaah (swt) says" 2 Likes |
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by LordReed(m): 10:00pm On Jan 09, 2019 |
CAPSLOCKED: It is true o! No sexy time in the christian heaven, so boring. 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by finalboss(m): 2:57am On Jan 10, 2019 |
Couldnt sleep throughout cause of a church. Like do you have to drum and shout with speakers before your imaginary God can hear you ?. @seun @akin1212 seriously am i the only person in this situation 4 Likes |
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by nana228(f): 7:01am On Jan 12, 2019 |
That no matter what you do, you can be forgiven just by confessing it to a priest or God. They go on and on committing terrible "sins" according to their religion and run to confess, it doesn't stop at that; they continue because they don't take responsibility for their wrongdoing because, God forgives and it's the devil's fault. Jesus fed 5,000.men excluding women with 5 loaves off bread and 2 fishes but the biggest miracle was speaking to this crowd without a microphone (copied) 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by Nobody: 7:09am On Jan 12, 2019 |
God loves you. 1 Like |
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by Nobody: 7:27am On Jan 12, 2019 |
MISINFORMATION born out of MISINTERPRETATION by MISREPRESENTATION! You too are not left out,so there is no difference yet! |
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by Nobody: 7:32am On Jan 12, 2019 |
TATIME:How about miseducation? You too are not left out. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by Nobody: 7:54am On Jan 12, 2019 |
HellVictorinho:Obviously not! But it's like i'm just trying to figure out what to do with information found in a document written by humans like me who claims that some higher intelligent being actually asked them to pen down. Unlike humans who solely rely on documents written by humans who undoubtedly fabricated some UNSEEN events that nobody witnessed, yet they're trying to persuade everyone to rely on such unreliable info! And after a lengthy discuss to ascertain the benefits of both documents someone with a username "HellVictorinho" got lost and concluded saying "FINE!" 1 Like |
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by Nobody: 7:56am On Jan 12, 2019 |
TATIME:They just claimed. They never demonstrated the validity of their claims. 1 Like |
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by Nobody: 7:59am On Jan 12, 2019 |
TATIME:Yes. Because you wrote the bible and you know when it used metaphors and when it didn't. 2 Likes |
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by Nobody: 8:03am On Jan 12, 2019 |
HellVictorinho:Neither was the BIG BANG from some documents written by humans like you and i DEMONSTRATED. It's all believing in documents written by humans who lived before you and i. So i think it's the PRACTICAL APPLICATIONS of what's written that could resolve this issue,NOT unwarranted arguments! So what's the lasting benefit of your so called BIG BANG? 2 Likes |
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by Nobody: 8:05am On Jan 12, 2019 |
TATIME:Such irony. And all these is coming from someone who believes in the bible. Smdh 2 Likes |
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by Nobody: 8:13am On Jan 12, 2019 |
[quote author=TATIME post=74682467] Neither was the BIG BANG from some documents written by humans like you and i DEMONSTRATED. It's all believing in documents written by humans who lived before you and i. So i think it's the PRACTICAL APPLICATIONS of what's written that could resolve this issue,NOT unwarranted arguments! So what's the lasting benefit of your so called BIG BANG? [/quote Is this a joke? You want the 'Big Bang' to be demonstrated. Like seriously? And,why can't you ask your God to heal someone you know? Yet,you believe that he heals. |
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by Nobody: 8:24am On Jan 12, 2019 |
TATIME:You must be mad!!!!!! I never got lost and I never said "fine" in anything involving the "Big Bang"!!!!!! This is the last time I will ever reply you!!!!! Your stupidity/insanity is of the most dangerous propensity and your proclivity to ranting by typing expressions which indicate your tendency to appreciate obscure absurdities is of the greatest magnitude!!!!!!!! I hope people like XxSabrinaXx don't get involved in your pathetic display of retardation by replying you when you come up with similar nonsense!!!!! 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by Nobody: 8:47am On Jan 12, 2019 |
HellVictorinho:Thanks for the compliments Sir! But i'll rather advise you not to involve in public debate when you know you're not disposed to different opinions! This is not good for your health Sir. FOOOOOL! |
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by LordReed(m): 8:51am On Jan 12, 2019 |
If the god orders you to kill it is justified. Selah! 3 Likes |
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by Nobody: 8:51am On Jan 12, 2019 |
XxSabrinaxX:What do you expect? That i should be restricted to a document that you don't regard? Come on! You're a scholar from a faculty that teaches people reliance on intellect! So let's test how beneficial your accumulated info could be to yourself and others! 1 Like |
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by Nobody: 9:01am On Jan 12, 2019 |
LordReed:There you go again! Well my God doesn't order me to kill! In fact it is boldly written in HIS law "Don't Kill" Israelites returned to the land HE gave them but found settlers already occupying the land,all of them have heard how HE brought these people out of Egypt with a mighty hand WITHOUT A MILITARY FORCE. So while some INTELLIGENT ones decided to leave or beg for where to stay, unintelligent ones wanna put up a fight,of course they're still thinking all what happened was coincidental so HE ordered the Israelites to stand and face them so that they may realise it's not just a coincidence! But today,HE has sent HIS son and HIS worshippers are everywhere, moreover HE is ready to send angels to exterminate disobedient ones. So our work now is to warn you NOT to kill you,as for whoever ignore or reject the warnings it's ANGELS that are coming to wipe them off! 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by orisa37: 9:16am On Jan 12, 2019 |
They are not Things. They are Miracles. |
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by LordReed(m): 9:21am On Jan 12, 2019 |
TATIME: LMFAO! You just justified why the god asking them to kill was right. SMH. You need to stop opposing the truth. LMFAO! 1 Like |
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by Nobody: 9:31am On Jan 12, 2019 |
LordReed:TRUTH from who! Is it the TRUTH that's based on whatever you think as well as whatever someone in another place assumed? |
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by Nobody: 9:34am On Jan 12, 2019 |
Guys , you cannot win against Jehovah Witnesses. They are one of the most DELUDED followers of ANGEL Jesus ( They don't of course believe in the Trinity ). The more facts you bring up, the more they twist 'scripture' to their own confusion. Argument is their expertise and they will throw anything at a discussion hoping that some of their made up nonsense sticks. Alas TATIME we know what it is, more astounding rubbish from you based on MYTH. 2 Likes |
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