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Re: Crazy Things You Did While Single On Campus. by Okoroawusa: 9:34pm On Jan 10
Yuletide25:

Sure Zikite
Lol
Re: Crazy Things You Did While Single On Campus. by babtoundey(m): 9:37pm On Jan 10
Paxie55:
Lived a triangle life.
From school to hostel to church/night class.


Similar to the one I led. I didn't even attend night reading self. Mine was from my department to hostel, faculty, mosque and back to my room. Boring as hell!

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Re: Crazy Things You Did While Single On Campus. by Yuletide25(m): 9:44pm On Jan 10
Valerie47:
As a woman, the only time you can have super fun is while you are still free and in school, by the time you start working, no time for that or let's say I get married in future, I will be restricted to do somethings I missed out while in school.
That's true anyway, but I still don't see anything you missed

At least your body count would not be as much compared to if you had indulge in all those fun things, Las Las having fun only end for fvcking

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Re: Crazy Things You Did While Single On Campus. by Valerie47(f): 9:51pm On Jan 10
Yuletide25:

That's true anyway, but I still don't see anything you missed

At least your body count would not be as much compared to if you had indulge in all those fun things, Las Las having fun only end for fvcking
My dear leave Bodycount matter, ladies with high Body count especially retired and repackaged olosho are the ones getting married every Saturdays, that's to show you that this life is fu**ked. So whatever happened in school, stayed in school.

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Re: Crazy Things You Did While Single On Campus. by Yuletide25(m): 9:56pm On Jan 10
Valerie47:
My dear leave Bodycount matter, ladies with high Body count especially retired and repackaged olosho are the ones getting married every Saturdays, that's to show you that this life is fu**ked. So whatever happened in school, stayed in school.
it's not late yet since you are still single

you can start now, at least everyone got their own lives to live; Enjoy!!! Happy Dick fvcking spree

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Re: Crazy Things You Did While Single On Campus. by Valerie47(f): 10:13pm On Jan 10
Yuletide25:

it's not late yet since you are still single

you can start now, at least everyone got their own lives to live; Enjoy!!! Happy Dick fvcking spree
I am not going on dixk fuxxking spree, I can't just be sleeping around, I won't stoop so low, I have my own definition of fun, being an introvert has really hindered me from having real fun .

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Re: Crazy Things You Did While Single On Campus. by CuteEmma(f): 10:31pm On Jan 10
Didn't really do much back then in school. . .
Didn't attend any parties, wasn't really serious with church, missed classes for no reason. .

The only crazy thing I miss was walking alone around campus by 2am. . Just enjoyed the free air. .

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Re: Crazy Things You Did While Single On Campus. by Yuletide25(m): 10:31pm On Jan 10
Valerie47:
I am not going on dixk fuxxking spree, I can't just be sleeping around, I won't stoop so low, I have my own definition of fun, being an introvert has really hindered me from having real fun .
I'm also in the same shoes, being that I am also introverted ;but you have to accept life the way you are modelled to be; I believe you didn't choose to be like that yourself I guess nature

You have to move on and don't see all those transient euphoria back in school as a big deal, it doesn't define who you are or hinders you from still living a fun spree life if you so wish

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Re: Crazy Things You Did While Single On Campus. by Valerie47(f): 10:33pm On Jan 10
Yuletide25:

I'm also in the same shoes, being that I am also introverted ;but you have to accept life the way you are modelled to be; I believe you didn't choose to be like that yourself I guess nature

You have to move on and don't see all those transient euphoria back in school as a big deal, it doesn't define who you are or hinders you from still living a fun spree life if you so wish
Its true sha, I'm more focused on making money and getting my dream job, then fun can come when I have achieved these things.

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Re: Crazy Things You Did While Single On Campus. by lilmax(m): 10:41pm On Jan 10
Valerie47:
My dear leave Bodycount matter, ladies with high Body count especially retired and repackaged olosho are the ones getting married every Saturdays, that's to show you that this life is fu**ked. So whatever happened in school, stayed in school.
nah life is not fcked up....the men marrying those women didn't dig deep and are deceived

reasonable men know when they see refurbished holosho

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Re: Crazy Things You Did While Single On Campus. by Yuletide25(m): 10:41pm On Jan 10
Valerie47:
Its true sha, I'm more focused on making money and getting my dream job, then fun can come when I have achieved these things.
I'm glad you know

Fun it's even more enjoyable when you got the money yourself... Me I don't let it bother me even though when you look at your peers doing it or putting pressure on you on why you should have fun and live that kind of lifestyle in school then you begin to imagine or think you are actually missing; That's just it from my own view though

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Re: Crazy Things You Did While Single On Campus. by PrinceCEE(m): 10:49pm On Jan 10
Valerie47:
My dear leave Bodycount matter, ladies with high Body count especially retired and repackaged olosho are the ones getting married every Saturdays, that's to show you that this life is fu**ked. So whatever happened in school, stayed in school.


I was reading this thread as a guest but had to login so as to quote you.

Yuletide25 had already said all I wanted to say...

Everyone ain't the same and you may not have been lucky had it been you did go waywardly.

You aren't the same as them, seemingly the reason why you're not drawn toward such lifestyle. The truth is that, nothing woulda happened but you wouldn't be happy doing any of them...

Have you had any interaction with those retired o.loshos? They may be dealing with lotta regrets...

Life is too short for us to live other's lives...

I'm also introverted wink

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Re: Crazy Things You Did While Single On Campus. by Valerie47(f): 10:54pm On Jan 10
lilmax:
nah life is not fcked up....the men marrying those women didn't dig deep and are deceived

reasonable men know when they see refurbished holosho
Let's say you are in a long distance relationship with a woman, I bet you will never know she is a retired olosho, there are also working class that are retired olosho.

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Re: Crazy Things You Did While Single On Campus. by Valerie47(f): 10:54pm On Jan 10
PrinceCEE:



I was reading this thread as a guest but had to login so as to quote you.

Yuletide25 had already said all I wanted to say...

Everyone ain't the same and you may not have been lucky had it been you did go waywardly.

You aren't the same as them, seemingly the reason why you're not drawn toward such lifestyle. The truth is that, nothing woulda happened but you wouldn't be happy doing any of them...

Have you had any interaction with those retired o.loshos? They may be dealing with lotta regrets...

Life is too short for us to live other's lives...

I'm also introverted wink
You made a good point though.

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Re: Crazy Things You Did While Single On Campus. by Sammy555(m): 11:04pm On Jan 10
Valerie47:
My dear leave Bodycount matter, ladies with high Body count especially retired and repackaged olosho are the ones getting married every Saturdays, that's to show you that this life is fu**ked. So whatever happened in school, stayed in school.

the truth is their marriage hardly works out, being a good girl actually pays trust me

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Re: Crazy Things You Did While Single On Campus. by marvin906(m): 11:11pm On Jan 10
1.fvcked a chick with her junior sister in the room..
2.. mixed baby oku,Pepsi,lion dry gin,and weed together worst night of my life

3.fvcked my hostel mate gf/fvckmate

4.fvcked my next door neighbor for close to 2 semester's infact I slept her room for nearly two semesters..

5.ate 5 cup of beans 200 plantain directly from the gas in less than 2O minutes F.Y.I we where 5..

6.cooked beans that weevils has killed the type of beans that will give Joseph coat of many colors a run for he's money F.Y.I hungry wan kill us that exam period

7.almost had a serious heart attack when one stupid Chick told me she was pregnant not knowing her period just got delayed few days

let me stop there

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Re: Crazy Things You Did While Single On Campus. by placeofallure(f): 11:16pm On Jan 10
On Valentine's Day, my boyfriend carried me in his arms from my house to his house one and a half street away and my friends were following us in a procession. I dunno what really came over us, him especially.

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Re: Crazy Things You Did While Single On Campus. by zexy2030(m): 11:16pm On Jan 10
Valerie47:
My dear leave Bodycount matter, ladies with high Body count especially retired and repackaged olosho are the ones getting married every Saturdays, that's to show you that this life is fu**ked. So whatever happened in school, stayed in school.
can we have some fun...I understand ur pain

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Re: Crazy Things You Did While Single On Campus. by Jonra(m): 11:16pm On Jan 10
So is marriage the ultimate destiny of a woman?

And could you be implying that reckless premarital sexual adventures have no effect on marital happiness and lasting commitment in marriage?

Valerie47:
My dear leave Bodycount matter, ladies with high Body count especially retired and repackaged olosho are the ones getting married every Saturdays, that's to show you that this life is fu**ked. So whatever happened in school, stayed in school.

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Re: Crazy Things You Did While Single On Campus. by labanj1(m): 11:29pm On Jan 10
Fell for one girl. Most regrettable thing that happened to me throughout school.
One other crazy thing was walking to and fro Obakekere to Obanla thrice just because we got info about leaked MTS exam in 100L, only to find different set of questions in the exam hall (Futarians will understand). E no funny.

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Re: Crazy Things You Did While Single On Campus. by zexy2030(m): 11:36pm On Jan 10
Valerie47:
My dear leave Bodycount matter, ladies with high Body count especially retired and repackaged olosho are the ones getting married every Saturdays, that's to show you that this life is fu**ked. So whatever happened in school, stayed in school.
see my signature pls, no need for regrets
Re: Crazy Things You Did While Single On Campus. by Ay04z(m): 11:41pm On Jan 10
Remain verging until my final.paper. Chai. Pussy sweet. .. grin

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Re: Crazy Things You Did While Single On Campus. by Twizzy30(m): 11:42pm On Jan 10
i had a crush on this girl the very first day i went to school for registration. Same faculty but diff dept. I've not had the courage to tell her about my feelings though, i just say hi some times.. But this session, i go fall in grin wura you must do my bidding grin

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Re: Crazy Things You Did While Single On Campus. by Jonra(m): 11:49pm On Jan 10
Tried my hands on a few failed and partially successful business ventures. They were all fun!

One time, after 500L, I left my laptop in the power electronics lab. Shortly after, the guy with the only key to the lab left before I returned to pick up my PC, sometime around 9pm. Already, I'd purchased a bus ticket back to Lagos from Nsukka for the next day.

Now, as a responsible student and a respectable student ambassador, I trekked all the way to the PG Hostel looking for the man with the lab key. Unfortunately, halfway to Odili hall, my phone died And I didn't know this guy's room number.

But I continued my journey because the incurable optimist in me kept whispering - 'maybe, just maybe when you get to the hall, you'll find your guy sitting in front of the hall or somewhere along the hallway, or watching television in the cafeteria'. Well I must have checked all those locations no less than 3 times. Man was nowhere to be seen!

Then I got desperate!

In my 5 awesome years of UNI. This was the night I embraced the roar of my inner devils. And like a flash from the blue, I heard a voice say, 'Go back and do whatever you must to get your laptop out of that lab'

With each step back to the lab, my desperation grew.

Immediately I reached EE department, standing right in front of Power Electronics lab, I noticed the wide glass partitions above the door of the lab. Now the only way into the lab was to reach above the door, open the glass partition, jump into a lecturer's office and use a door that opened into the Power Electronics lab.

I've never had more adrenaline in my whole life than when I did all of the above that night. Retrieved my PC and went back to my lodge at 11:55pm. Laughed all the way back knowing that I nearly compromised 5 years of hard-work and sufferhead.

One security guard flashing his torchlight in the right place!?


PS: Sexual recklessness and emotional irresponsibility/immaturity is NOT FUN!!!

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Re: Crazy Things You Did While Single On Campus. by davien(m): 12:00am On Jan 11
Ate 12 egg and 1 loaf of bread

Banged my next door neighbor like mad for hours, even made her give me her first Mouth Gig... Sadly olofofo spoilt the runs from other girls in the lodge..

A friend's gf junior sister came to watch movies, I wanted to bang her but controlled it since she was new to school then.. Until she gave the green light upon green light, even going as far as telling me she's not a virgin, buys condom and watches porn... I made sure a fvcked the living daylights out of her pvssy, doggie, standing doggy, missionary, spooning.. Cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, sloppy bj... I never imagined that girl could know any of those styles with the way she looked, even to the point of being a Muslim. .. Started everything around 9pm and stopped around 2am in the spoon position, I could remember the anger in me that made me go wild on her after discovering my gf was cheating on me with her ex for the second time... Lol

That was actually before the neighbours adventure..

Lastly my female bestie then that was heavily endowed... After hearing things didn't work out with my ex... Gave me a killer riding... Her pvssy was drawing me back and forth like it had a mind of its own.. Lol..

I don't like deception so I didn't deceive anybody.. In fact I noticed they didn't really care for the truth and enjoyed outrageous stories and fun... All women want dominant men who know what they're doing, maintain balance and are in charge.

Lost money to a PONZI scheme..

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Re: Crazy Things You Did While Single On Campus. by canalily(m): 12:37am On Jan 11
CuteEmma:
Didn't really do much back then in school. . .
Didn't attend any parties, wasn't really serious with church, missed classes for no reason. .

The only crazy thing I miss was walking alone around campus by 2am. . Just enjoyed the free air. .

let me follow you all the days of my life this year. i missed you and i know you and everything abt you

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Re: Crazy Things You Did While Single On Campus. by luizpippo(m): 12:53am On Jan 11
Was only interested in Classes, night class and atimes fellowship

Only goes to library to either read newspapers or sleep.

I practically run from gals crushing on me, I feel they are not worth expending precious man-hours on.

I normally watch football at times

One thing I know is after school, you can always still get to bang any babe you were crushing on, just have her contact, anything is possible

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Re: Crazy Things You Did While Single On Campus. by Daniel2802(m): 3:09am On Jan 11
@Jonra To waka UNN for night dy fear me oh. Street lights no dy most sides. Just recently they fixed the ones leading Franco areas to Electrical engineering department side.

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Re: Crazy Things You Did While Single On Campus. by nedubest(m): 3:14am On Jan 11
na read i come read, biko make una patronise me abeg, check my signature
Re: Crazy Things You Did While Single On Campus. by fr3do(m): 4:09am On Jan 11
Paxie55:
Lived a triangle life.
From school to hostel to church/night class.


That's a quadrilateral life

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Re: Crazy Things You Did While Single On Campus. by revolt(m): 4:35am On Jan 11
Paxie55:

Lol. When I was in 200l I was a staunch charismatic member.
Lol.

I later retreated cos of some personal reasons, still a member but not that active.
u backslid Jo.....u chop cucumber loooooooollll.. u know brothers can give coded cucumber for fellowship.
Re: Crazy Things You Did While Single On Campus. by CuteEmma(f): 5:39am On Jan 11
canalily:
let me follow you all the days of my life this year. i missed you and i know you and everything abt you
Follow me?? as if I know where I'm going tongue

Ps. Yhu don't know me

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