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Re: Crazy Things You Did While Single On Campus. by Goddys(m): 5:44am On Jan 11
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Re: Crazy Things You Did While Single On Campus. by Rextizzle(m): 6:35am On Jan 11
tobby98:
I am too afraid of Unilag babes mehn!
Sluts verywhere,cant afford to be on HIV vaccine till I die..In my year one,i chase girls like pigs but when my GP sank I reboot my brain and second semester results smiled back at me...
Lesson learnt:Pussy will always be there for you to bang but never misplace ur priorities...
You are very right

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Re: Crazy Things You Did While Single On Campus. by Rextizzle(m): 6:36am On Jan 11
Divay22:
Oh
I'm missing my hostel already cry cry
The morning devotion, gossip, yelling, snitching, good memories..

I was more like the evil wind among them. you see me when you least expect it or when i decide to see you.
From school to my room..

I guess you haven't changed a bit. cheesy

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Re: Crazy Things You Did While Single On Campus. by femi4: 6:44am On Jan 11
EazyJ:
Hi, I just flashed back to some memories while on campus as a single lady. I was single from 100 level to 500 level and started a relationship a few weeks before leaving campus. During my earlier years in school, I was less bothered about being in a relationship or not but as my final year was approaching, it then dawned on me that I would soon leave campus as a single lady.
That was when I fastened my belt and tried some funny ways. I started going for night classes to read and probably get noticed by guys as I haven't been going out the previous years. It was fun as guys started approaching but frustrating when they weren't what I was looking for.
At a point, I gave up and was like 'what will be will be'.
Let's share some of the funny things we did while single on campus. Thanks.
And I saw you then, but didn't want to distract you from getting first class

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Re: Crazy Things You Did While Single On Campus. by Paxie55(f): 7:12am On Jan 11
fr3do:


That's a quadrilateral life
Nope.
I choose one in a day.
Re: Crazy Things You Did While Single On Campus. by canalily(m): 7:22am On Jan 11
CuteEmma:

Follow me?? as if I know where I'm going tongue

Ps. Yhu don't know me
entreat me not to stop from following after you. where you go i will go where you die i will die, your people shall be my people. if anything but death take us apart. i knw you. find out who i am

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Re: Crazy Things You Did While Single On Campus. by PrinceCEE(m): 7:39am On Jan 11
Jonra:
Tried my hands on a few failed and partially successful business ventures. They were all fun!

One time, after 500L, I left my laptop in the power electronics lab. Shortly after, the guy with the only key to the lab left before I returned to pick up my PC, sometime around 9pm. Already, I'd purchased a bus ticket back to Lagos from Nsukka for the next day.

Now, as a responsible student and a respectable student ambassador, I trekked all the way to the PG Hostel looking for the man with the lab key. Unfortunately, halfway to Odili hall, my phone died And I didn't know this guy's room number.

But I continued my journey because the incurable optimist in me kept whispering - 'maybe, just maybe when you get to the hall, you'll find your guy sitting in front of the hall or somewhere along the hallway, or watching television in the cafeteria'. Well I must have checked all those locations no less than 3 times. Man was nowhere to be seen!

Then I got desperate!

In my 5 awesome years of UNI. This was the night I embraced the roar of my inner devils. And like a flash from the blue, I heard a voice say, 'Go back and do whatever you must to get your laptop out of that lab'

With each step back to the lab, my desperation grew.

Immediately I reached EE department, standing right in front of Power Electronics lab, I noticed the wide glass partitions above the door of the lab. Now the only way into the lab was to reach above the door, open the glass partition, jump into a lecturer's office and use a door that opened into the Power Electronics lab.

I've never had more adrenaline in my whole life than when I did all of the above that night. Retrieved my PC and went back to my lodge at 11:55pm. Laughed all the way back knowing that I nearly compromised 5 years of hard-work and sufferhead.

One security guard flashing his torchlight in the right place!?


PS: Sexual recklessness and emotional irresponsibility/immaturity is NOT FUN!!!


Well, what's fun to people tends to be relative. There's no yardstick used as a reference...

The main thing is one being himself and minding the effects of his actions to humanity.

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Re: Crazy Things You Did While Single On Campus. by Divay22(f): 8:31am On Jan 11
Rextizzle:
I guess you haven't changed a bit. cheesy
I have tongue
Re: Crazy Things You Did While Single On Campus. by Rextizzle(m): 8:33am On Jan 11
Divay22:
I have tongue
You still have some traits, radio without battery. cheesy
Re: Crazy Things You Did While Single On Campus. by Divay22(f): 8:39am On Jan 11
Rextizzle:
You still have some traits, radio without battery. cheesy
Hahahaha
Iffa slap you Ehn grin cheesy

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Re: Crazy Things You Did While Single On Campus. by Rextizzle(m): 8:45am On Jan 11
Divay22:
Hahahaha Iffa slap you Ehn grin cheesy
tonguetongue

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Re: Crazy Things You Did While Single On Campus. by Aare2050(m): 8:57am On Jan 11
Buy data from me, help me grow my biz... I deliver sharply

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Re: Crazy Things You Did While Single On Campus. by mokt(m): 8:59am On Jan 11
Sure you no fine at all. Fugly girl.

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Re: Crazy Things You Did While Single On Campus. by layez: 9:00am On Jan 11
Lemme drop here

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Re: Crazy Things You Did While Single On Campus. by peropoliet(m): 9:00am On Jan 11
Paxie55:

Lol. Nope.
One brother was preaching of how his gp was at 2.3 and he's not disturbed about it.
I shivered, like wtf man!!
You were sent here to study not to be too religious that you had to leave your studies like that.
I learnt my lessons by focusing more on my studies while I go every Wednesday till I graduated.
Cos before then, it was more than thrice every week.
I had to retrench. grin
which school please

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Re: Crazy Things You Did While Single On Campus. by Sarang(f): 9:00am On Jan 11
Jonra:
So is marriage the ultimate destiny of a woman?

And could you be implying that reckless premarital sexual adventures have no effect on marital happiness and lasting commitment in marriage?


They think it is.
They are not the one getting first class or achieving other forms of success.. but marriage she said, nnaa ee

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Re: Crazy Things You Did While Single On Campus. by DanDeeBoss(m): 9:01am On Jan 11
marvin906:
1.fvcked a chick with her junior sister in the room..
2.. mixed baby oku,Pepsi,lion dry gin,and weed together worst night of my life

3.fvcked my hostel mate gf/fvckmate

4.fvcked my next door neighbor for close to 2 semester's infact I slept her room for nearly two semesters..

5.ate 5 cup of beans 200 plantain directly from the gas in less than 2O minutes F.Y.I we where 5..

6.cooked beans that weevils has killed the type of beans that will give Joseph coat of many colors a run for he's money F.Y.I hungry wan kill us that exam period

7.almost had a serious heart attack when one stupid Chick told me she was pregnant not knowing her period just got delayed few days

let me stop there
Damn!!!! cheesycheesy

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Re: Crazy Things You Did While Single On Campus. by ramatintin(m): 9:02am On Jan 11
Okoroawusa:
I slept with my best friend's girlfriend. They were having issues at the time n i went to visit the girl in her new hostel because she left where she was squatting which was close to our hostel(me n my guy live in the same hostel but different rooms).
So I went to visit the girl in the evening. We gisted till 10 pm,we were also enjoying each others company. As I wan go the girl said that I should sleep over, that was afraid of sleeping alone.I said okay.No sooner had we gone to sleep than the girl shouted that something bit her back....I jumped up,she jumped up n before u know it we were kissing passionately. The rest,as they say,is history.



Unizik....in those days

Okpuno to be exact...

Lol!
grin grin grin grin grin grin.this ur gist get as e b my guy

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Re: Crazy Things You Did While Single On Campus. by sacajawea: 9:03am On Jan 11
Paxie55:

Lol. When I was in 200l I was a staunch charismatic member.
Lol.

I later retreated cos of some personal reasons, still a member but not that active.
Are You still Born again?
Are you still surrendered to our lord and Savior christ Jesus angry

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Re: Crazy Things You Did While Single On Campus. by Jobia(f): 9:03am On Jan 11
Valerie47:
Its saddening that throughout my 4years in school, I never had any real fun, I spent most of my time buried in books, from school to hostel then church if I decide to, a triangular student, most invitations to parties, clubs, birthdays, house warming, dancing for money, hanging out with rich men like emoney, I refused attending, I just hope my suffering pays off. But I know the fun I didn't have, I will still have it, I'm still young.
damn! Same.

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Re: Crazy Things You Did While Single On Campus. by Sarang(f): 9:03am On Jan 11
I guess bleeping is the only fun you guys know..

Messed up generation sad

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Re: Crazy Things You Did While Single On Campus. by donvoice(m): 9:04am On Jan 11
Had many female friends but didn't have courage to ask any out nor f**k and people thought my then deeper life gf was my sister cos we look alike and hardly have time to see. We never had sex till she got married without breaking apart.

EKSU then UNAD

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Re: Crazy Things You Did While Single On Campus. by Mk17: 9:04am On Jan 11
Valerie47:
Its saddening that throughout my 4years in school, I never had any real fun, I spent most of my time buried in books, from school to hostel then church if I decide to, a triangular student, most invitations to parties, clubs, birthdays, house warming, dancing for money, hanging out with rich men like emoney, I refused attending, I just hope my suffering pays off. But I know the fun I didn't have, I will still have it, I'm still young.
That means your husband will suffer the lack of childhood fun

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Re: Crazy Things You Did While Single On Campus. by Hoodbilonia: 9:05am On Jan 11
i cast june 12
cast basement
i stayed at a hostel at osasogie just before omagie
tfine boys come greet me for 2am with robbery after 2months i moved in.word on the street. i use to fly my chest and lock up for hood niggis on street

uniben girls can style sha
no level
way back 2010


ppl wey dey around me enjoy sha
hall 3 boys i greet u
hall 4 boys too dey kind
fuc all those girls whu turned me down at buka
dia papa
i missed one girl wey i for fuc very hard .i lost her to cultists. she later got killed. bich

place i enjoyed most in uniben.
faculty car park back entrancem whr u can view all d idinla dem under ebelebow tree. i miss uniben sha.

biz admin students chics too surplus
fuc tlt and they gay ass pastor dah boasts alot. fake ass pastor on curly hair tho i extorted dem 10k pretending to be sick. they late paid me visit at my roomnat hall 3 block c.

barry i greet u.
tony wireless. how fa
to the fallen barber at hall 3dah year. fuc
galaxy rest in peace

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Re: Crazy Things You Did While Single On Campus. by FixNigeria(m): 9:05am On Jan 11
Valerie47:
Its saddening that throughout my 4years in school, I never had any real fun, I spent most of my time buried in books, from school to hostel then church if I decide to, a triangular student, most invitations to parties, clubs, birthdays, house warming, dancing for money, hanging out with rich men like emoney, I refused attending, I just hope my suffering pays off. But I know the fun I didn't have, I will still have it, I'm still young.
This "testimony" sounds familiar...

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Re: Crazy Things You Did While Single On Campus. by peropoliet(m): 9:08am On Jan 11
Twizzy30:
i had a crush on this girl the very first day i went to school for registration. Same faculty but diff dept. I've not had the courage to tell her about my feelings though, i just say hi some times.. But this session, i go fall in grin wura you must do my bidding grin
my guy give the girl full marking i mean 721 formation

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Re: Crazy Things You Did While Single On Campus. by jubrilELsudan: 9:09am On Jan 11
I used to sell my hot cum to people to use as body cream. I used to hang girls on the ceiling and fvck them tsetse fly style then cum in their mouth.

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Re: Crazy Things You Did While Single On Campus. by stubbornman(m): 9:11am On Jan 11
Valerie47:
As a woman, the only time you can have super fun is while you are still free and in school, by the time you start working, no time for that or let's say I get married in future, I will be restricted to do somethings I missed out while in school.

My dear if you got real friends after school...when working and making some cool cash, you will enjoy life more... When did you grad??

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Re: Crazy Things You Did While Single On Campus. by EmpresFIDEL(f): 9:12am On Jan 11
am still in school...
oya Nyherovwo101 come and talk your own.

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Re: Crazy Things You Did While Single On Campus. by stubbornman(m): 9:13am On Jan 11
Yuletide25:

That's true anyway, but I still don't see anything you missed

At least your body count would not be as much compared to if you had indulge in all those fun things, Las Las having fun only end for fvcking

My guy no be small fvcking oooh... thats the BIG FUN for most youngsters

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