ummm

what about the story, translation please!!!

amrock:

no be small something,tori kwale i just dey pam dey try understand wetin una dey try yarn i beg make allman give me the odu wtin dey haps

man mi which levels, dey thing be say she omoge dey try understand language and she no wan drop sutten,atleast man pikin chop chop na abi no be so?

amrock:

no be small something,tori kwale i just dey pam dey try understand wetin una dey try yarn i beg make allman give me the odu wtin dey haps

why do you have a problem with me trying to learn pidgin? why it needs to be business?

Dis Guy:

man mi which levels, dey thing be say she omoge dey try understand language and she no wan drop sutten,atleast man pikin chop chop na abi no be so?

hmmm!!!you trying to get a meal out the deal huh!!!

somebody help me out here!!!

welcome to stage 3 level 2

oh it gets harder from here!!!

amrock:

no be small something,tori kwale i just dey pam dey try understand wetin una dey try yarn i beg make allman give me the odu wtin dey haps

wow this aint a minor issue, full of stories im just chilled here trying to understand what you lot are talking about. pls you guys should give me the low down on.

no be small something= not a small thing

tori kwale = story something? i think kwale means plenty

i just dey pam = im just calm/chilled=watching whats up

yarn= talk/discuss

allman=everyone

odu= lowdown depending on how you use it .it also means deal

Unu well done oh

cool!!! i see it now!!!

cool

ready for lesson to begin!!!

hmm short of words lol

how work na, how body, shey body dey ho' strong?

i dey well, u nko?

work i no be busy so na long ting o!

now you no be in class wetin you do?

na you dey gbadun o!!

me i dey 'Oliday

I no dey feel well well e be like say i dey get temperature

even in school you dey Oliday

you dey say na i yua gbadun

wetin dey do you? belle turn-yua too? wetin make em sick?

or i make yua temperature rise o!

I don finish exam, maybe na the exams stress dey come now.exam after effect

No belle problem just temperature and moody

Na you dey make my temperature rise! maybe i need some

some what?

now i go be yua juju too o!

I think my juju may be too potent, may cause you a coronary

bring am na thunder go fya your ikebe

i need some of your juuuuju so my body go strong wella

you are silly man!!!

it too hard for me to think of how to keep responding in pidgin cause i feel like i am doing it wrong and you are being polite and not correcting me because you can decifer what i am trying to say!!!

oops sorry, you are spot on! im suppose to be making corrections

the other thing you hav to understand is that pidgin not plain white and black, the main thing is getting your message across so a newbie can chat to a warri man and still transact biznes my apologies ma'am

so the spellings aint all that important

Oya, for all the wrong spelling wey you dey yarn for here you go get 100 spankings, no knickers

no be ma'am, i aint that old yet

how about you gif me 100 licks instead for the mispellings!!! choice no be mine.

hmmm nice suggeshion! 100 x 10

i got a long one

na wetin all guys yarn LOL

but if u no don yua jaw exercise no be a good ting for you or me o!

how make u those links on yua post happun!

hmm [url = http://  www .nairaland . com/nigeria?action=profile;u=75764] omoge [/ url ]

= omoge

no space

thats cool but i still dont get it!!! no be computer engineer o!

tomorrow we move to stage 1 level 3!

night

aight xox

hmmm,

you get am? you sabi do the link now

Umm no, cause you can do that with more than just stuff posted on Nairaland right, say Iwant to send an email and use the code word temperature, or wanted to link a picture to it how would you do that, i dont understand that url stuff man, u have to explain it to me like i'm a 4th grader!!!