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JESUS THE DEVIL THERE SAY,TRULY IS A WOMAN.

The Devil's incarnate

zombieTRACKER:
You are not leaving this country
Not after voting Buhari

oboy no run go anywhere o.Na all of us go die here,i been warn una make una no vote this man.people,especially nairalanders where calling me Tanoid

Walelavender:
The Argentines need to build a new team without Messi in the picture. Very lacklustre performance. Not unexpected. The French would go far.

that keeper will be their problemANYWAYS UP FRANCE

JasonScoolari:
It is said that when one's money finishes, the same foreigners who collected money to protect them from the police, will later expose them to the authorities.








[color=royalblue]"If trust dey, water for nor dey fit cook fish"


The color of a white man skin is not a true reflection of his heart...

Lesson learnt; "Never trust a white man."[/color]

Erigga

With money and power I still go on to sleep with my housemaid,when they are many hot women that are begging to just sleep with you for free,just to feel the touch and presence of being with a man of power and affluence.There is always a saying that money can't buy class now I believe.Whether you are a wealthy man or woman if you don't have class you don't, you can't buy it.

Atiku is not the best candidate,I see him to be sentimental when it pertains to his ethnic group, but I know economically he will do better than Buhari.I see Fulani herdsmen still continuing their rampage in Atiku's time incase he wins.But I still prefer him to Buhari,because Buhari is an utter and complete failure.If Buhari wins then we are all dead,the day he wins we should start digging our graves.

Ebuka2016:
sure, we have the same mindset bro...
Just try to use protection always bro.

it's a must.

That bitch hat herself a new dude

If its true bro am,sorry. Suffering from depression too bro,but just look at your mom and dads face,if no one loves you,they do love you.They did everything they can,to push you up to this level you are today.And remember no one can love you more than yourself. Learn to love yourself, and stop helping people uneccesarily.

Ebuka2016:
how do you feel when you are feeling too hot?

I feel like you bro but I masturbate, control myself or go down the street to pick a LovePeddler.I take her home and we pass the night.To me I pick a prostitute once or twice a month as the case maybe.And bro remember relationships are distractions,drama,stress,and it saves you the cost of maintaining a relationship

booqee:
this is always the best and hilarious part of all MrCork's thread. his signature misquoting.

And also people who innocently takes his trolling seriously.

Babe Na true you talk o,I regret replying that pscho.That nigga amazingly funny.lolz

MrCork:
...ok so u refer to yor woman as a b!tch?..Bro i love shallow guy like u with no hope..but when I arrive in Nigeria for my 2 week holiday...I shall be needing a driver. . U free?

Funny bro.There are many poor chaps around you can go get one for yourself,#Mr Bill Gates.Lmao....

If you don't Bleep you want die but if you are feeling too hot just masturbate or go to a LovePeddler house, pick one and spend the night in your place.Thats all

MrCork:
..my niggggga. .am from London. It ain't rocket science.

. .this usualy simply means I can get any woman I want (single or marry)... yor woman included..if u have any! (Real talk )

Yes you can because bitches these days are for free,just like every other man walking this planet can get anybody's woman or any woman if he wants,just with a light pat and some little change.So what's the big deal?

I like women that gym and have sexy abs

They have been threatened

MrCork:
...arrrh..ok so u saying u don't chase women becuzz u hate prostitutue ..correct.

errm Bro..u do realise being gay there in Nigeria is 14 year prison and they don't do bail in Nigeria ?. .correct(Reminder )

Mr cork go back and read again.And don't forget pussy In my country is just 2 dollars a round.

lefulefu:
are north african girls blessed with ukwu like west african girls?

my brother go check am out.They get the looks of the white women and the ass of the Latin American women.Great combo

With time women will go extinct, when men begin to find out they are just useless,and of no good use to the human race.Let me just end there,because if I want to really delve into this matter,only God can stop us

No blood no evidence

hahaha mr cork,i don't use nairaland for these reasons,am here to get the latest news updates,opinions of people, and add mine when necessary. My best section is politics, and second romance. For the romance I just come to laugh my ass out and school some manipulated boys,and spank some ego filled female morons.There are many pussies in millions on the outside,prostitutes and virgins.So why worry myself over some "things".But mr cork just use,Bleep,and dump this nairaland bitches,and tip them some mullah that's all , and they will continue to worship at your feet.That's the life of a typical bitch here in my country.

Because she has a big ass,that the prostitutes down my street don't have with their curvy ass and beautiful faces.These Lady here only have an ass but not a face

mtcheee is that news!

alphacyborg:
Its like I will marry an SA or Ghanaian girl oo

They are very beautiful bro,but if are looking for the epic beauty,look no more because the Algerian women are the hottest and the most beautiful damsels to ever come out of Africa

Naija women no follow for beauty at all,when dem dey call animals wey get leg make dem come outside, snake they follow come outside?.Abeg OP no take patriotism blind your eyes.The most beautiful women in Africa are those that are from Algeria,Morocco Tunisia, South Africa,Somalia,Egypt,Ghana and,Ethiopia.Mehn those women are hot especially the Algerian women, those babes can kill a man,if the man no strong,because there are so damn hot and beautiful. But I like the Algerian women most,to me they are the most beautiful.

Saff:
Ghana and Somali babes are the baddest. Hands down.

Babe your mama born you well.

hahaha beards am running away from,going to the barbers shop every a week to shave it down.Life is so funny,I love looking younger and clean,beards and hair make one look older than ones age.My male counterparts that dont have,can buy an artificial one.Forever young

mimimile93:
Hahahhaha
Hahahha
Hahahha
I laugh in Germany.

My bro from another mother please am on my knees and begging you to fear women.

The text ur friend or uncle sent to her to show is is a prank.
If the b!tch was truly rape she wouldn't wait for you to confront her. That very day of rape you'd be the first person she will tell without you asking her.

I was once in your shoes.
I once dated a girl who was bleeping someone and unfortunately got pregnant. She told me she was raped.

I wanted to pick the matter up she told me to forget that she has moved on. Each time I bring up the issue and wants to arrest the dude she gets upset.
I picked up the case against her will, went to police and about going to court to make sure her rapist was jailed because I couldn't stand seeing her rapist walking freely on the streets since we were neighbors. only for me to later found out after the police might have arrested the dude. I found out they were dating. Is wasn't rape.

She made me looked like a fool before the police officers.

Man if I tell you what I've gone through in the hands of this mistake of a creature called women u will dump ur girl asap..

minimile my nigger we have all gone through worst in the hands of women before,thats why we are wiser today.End relationship and dating and only patronise your hands or prostitute whenever you feel like.Never in any circumstance be in a relationship with a woman;and please dont enslave yourself by marrying them.Love,take care of yourself,and invest today,so that when you are old you wont suffer.Thats what i have been doing bro,cos a woman aint worth my stress,and we men are gods, the sooner we understand that they better for us all

That bitch is no more into you.In one word Dump her

flexyrule:
Before crude oil.. There was palm oil. And majority of it was produced in the south south. By the way, stop underestimating the value of oil. Deep inside of you, you know that's the ONLY thing sustaining this nation.

We in the west had cocoa and other cash crops,the east had palm oil,the north had groundnut pyramid,cotton etc.Keep your oil and depend only on it in your republic and very soon you will be drinking it.It is sustaining the country today does not mean it will sustain it for the next 50 to 100,years if there is still Nigeria.The world is advancing at a very fast pace and many alternatives to crude oil have been discovered. No sane nation depend solely on oil today.Take a look at Venezuela today.

Which one are you people shedding?