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60 Wacky Love Expressions For Valentine Day by massmediang: 9:53pm On Feb 12, 2019 |
This month is regarded as the month of love; many people express love in various ways this period. Some buy gifts why others just sit out with their partners and have a nice time out. No matter the strategy adopted, words are essential in making the feelings more realistic and appreciated. Some people find it difficult to pick the right choice of words to express their feelings towards their partners. Well, if you’re searching for the right words to use this valentine period to let your partner know how you feel towards him or her, or how dear he or she is to you, don’t worry. Here’s a list of top 50 wacky love expressions compiled by a group of young Nigerians who feel that there are wacky ways to express affection towards a partner. 1. You are the only fufu in my cooler 2. You are the only meat in my soup 3. You are the only grass in my garden 4. You are the only roundabout in my pepper soup 5. You are the only pure water in my fridge 6. You are in only soap in my bathroom 7. You are the only underwear in my wardrobe 8. You are the only ogogoro in my bottle 9. You are the only kerosine in my stove 10. Anytime you’re sick, I will take your drugs for you 11. You are the stretch marks on my body 12. You are my monthly period 13. Sometimes I can’t see myself when I’m with you, I only see you 14. I love you like cannibals love human flesh 15. My love for you burns stronger than urinary tract infection 16. I will always love the sound of your fart 17. You are the blood that runs through my veins 18. You are the D-Jay that makes my heart beat go kpokpodikpokpo 19. You are that purging feeling that messes up my whole day and makes me happy 20. You are like my indomie spice to me, without you no taste all in my life 21. You are the ukulele in my melody 22. You are the only detergent that washes away my sadness 23. If I’m a shark in the sea and you fall inside I’ll also love you 24. You are the only cancer I will never want to cure. 25. You are the bone of my skeleton 26. You are the meat in my soup 27. You the rat in my room I’ll never disturb 28. You are the snake in my jungle 29. You are the blood in my veins 30. You are the hot pot of jollof in my kitchen 31. You are the pepper in my pepper soup 32. You are the only mosquito in my net 33. You are the syrup on my pancakes 34. You are the icing on my cake 35. You are the chocolate on my ice cream 36. You are the sweet grapes in my wine 37. You are the Ham in my burger 38. You are the chicken to my chips 39. You are the spark to my fire 40. You are the laces to my sneakers 41. You are the bread to my butter 42. You are Amala to my ewedu 43. You are goatmeat to my pepper soup 44. You are cord to my charger head 45. Let me be your Keke for life, just ride me anytime 46. You are bolè to my groundnut 47. You are pillow to my bed 48. You are the toothpaste to my toothbrush 49. You are Sardine to my bread 50. You are the Egg to my indomie 51. I’m ready to live in a zoo for your love 52. I don’t mind being the Okada you can ride forever 53. You are the kuli kuli to my garri 54. You are the own-goal I desire 55. You are the mosquito I’ll want to bite me always 56. If you are a goal post, I’ll only score when you tell me to 57. You are the blades of my industrial fan 58. You are the police cell I always feel like relaxing in 59. Let me be the horn in your car 60. I’m ready to live in Afghanistan just to win your heart Feel free to add yours if it is wacky; See http://wakkinews.com/2019/02/12/60-wacky-love-expressions-for-valentine-day/
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