60 Wacky Love Quotes for Valentine Day


This month is regarded as the month of love; many people express love in various ways this period. Some buy gifts why others just sit out with their partners and have a nice time out. No matter the strategy adopted, words are essential in making the feelings more realistic and appreciated.

Some people find it difficult to pick the right choice of words to express their feelings towards their partners. Well, if you’re searching for the right words to use this valentine period to let your partner know how you feel towards him or her, or how dear he or she is to you, don’t worry. Here’s a list of top 50 wacky love expressions compiled by a group of young Nigerians who feel that there are wacky ways to express affection towards a partner.


1. You are the only fufu in my cooler
2. You are the only meat in my soup
3. You are the only grass in my garden
4. You are the only roundabout in my pepper soup
5. You are the only pure water in my fridge
6. You are in only soap in my bathroom
7. You are the only underwear in my wardrobe
8. You are the only ogogoro in my bottle
9. You are the only kerosine in my stove
10. Anytime you’re sick, I will take your drugs for you
11. You are the stretch marks on my body
12. You are my monthly period
13. Sometimes I can’t see myself when I’m with you, I only see you
14. I love you like cannibals love human flesh
15. My love for you burns stronger than urinary tract infection
16. I will always love the sound of your fart
17. You are the blood that runs through my veins
18. You are the D-Jay that makes my heart beat go kpokpodikpokpo
19. You are that purging feeling that messes up my whole day and makes me happy
20. You are like my indomie spice to me, without you no taste all in my life
21. You are the ukulele in my melody
22. You are the only detergent that washes away my sadness
23. If I’m a shark in the sea and you fall inside I’ll also love you
24. You are the only cancer I will never want to cure.
25. You are the bone of my skeleton
26. You are the meat in my soup
27. You the rat in my room I’ll never disturb
28. You are the snake in my jungle
29. You are the blood in my veins
30. You are the hot pot of jollof in my kitchen
31. You are the pepper in my pepper soup
32. You are the only mosquito in my net
33. You are the syrup on my pancakes
34. You are the icing on my cake
35. You are the chocolate on my ice cream
36. You are the sweet grapes in my wine
37. You are the Ham in my burger
38. You are the chicken to my chips
39. You are the spark to my fire
40. You are the laces to my sneakers
41. You are the bread to my butter
42. You are Amala to my ewedu
43. You are goatmeat to my pepper soup
44. You are cord to my charger head
45. Let me be your Keke for life, just ride me anytime
46. You are bolè to my groundnut
47. You are pillow to my bed
48. You are the toothpaste to my toothbrush
49. You are Sardine to my bread
50. You are the Egg to my indomie
51. I’m ready to live in a zoo for your love
52. I don’t mind being the Okada you can ride forever
53. You are the kuli kuli to my garri 54. You are the own-goal I desire
55. You are the mosquito I’ll want to bite me always
56. If you are a goal post, I’ll only score when you tell me to
57. You are the blades of my industrial fan
58. You are the police cell I always feel like relaxing in
59. Let me be the horn in your car
60. I’m ready to live in Afghanistan just to win your heart

Let us know your favorite quotes on the list.

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OP has just made me to remember.. I salute you for sharing the memories

Second to comment again, I'll get there.

who be these ones wey Steal my FTC
well Na Glo cause am.
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Abegiiii
nor be Valentine dey do me now
Na how to send Buhari back to Daura dey my mind, and the mind of all sensible Nigerians

Abeg... LIKE of you're Atikulated
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SHARE of you're not

You are the love of my life

Which kind rubbish be dis ?

GLeesMODEL:
60 Wacky Love Quotes for Valentine Day


This month is regarded as the month of love; many people express love in various ways this period. Some buy gifts why others just sit out with their partners and have a nice time out. No matter the strategy adopted, words are essential in making the feelings more realistic and appreciated.

Some people find it difficult to pick the right choice of words to express their feelings towards their partners. Well, if you’re searching for the right words to use this valentine period to let your partner know how you feel towards him or her, or how dear he or she is to you, don’t worry. Here’s a list of top 50 wacky love expressions compiled by a group of young Nigerians who feel that there are wacky ways to express affection towards a partner.


1. You are the only fufu in my cooler
2. You are the only meat in my soup
3. You are the only grass in my garden
4. You are the only roundabout in my pepper soup
5. You are the only pure water in my fridge
6. You are in only soap in my bathroom
7. You are the only underwear in my wardrobe
8. You are the only ogogoro in my bottle
9. You are the only kerosine in my stove
10. Anytime you’re sick, I will take your drugs for you
11. You are the stretch marks on my body
12. You are my monthly period
13. Sometimes I can’t see myself when I’m with you, I only see you
14. I love you like cannibals love human flesh
15. My love for you burns stronger than urinary tract infection
16. I will always love the sound of your fart
17. You are the blood that runs through my veins
18. You are the D-Jay that makes my heart beat go kpokpodikpokpo
19. You are that purging feeling that messes up my whole day and makes me happy
20. You are like my indomie spice to me, without you no taste all in my life
21. You are the ukulele in my melody
22. You are the only detergent that washes away my sadness
23. If I’m a shark in the sea and you fall inside I’ll also love you
24. You are the only cancer I will never want to cure.
25. You are the bone of my skeleton
26. You are the meat in my soup
27. You the rat in my room I’ll never disturb
28. You are the snake in my jungle
29. You are the blood in my veins
30. You are the hot pot of jollof in my kitchen
31. You are the pepper in my pepper soup
32. You are the only mosquito in my net
33. You are the syrup on my pancakes
34. You are the icing on my cake
35. You are the chocolate on my ice cream
36. You are the sweet grapes in my wine
37. You are the Ham in my burger
38. You are the chicken to my chips
39. You are the spark to my fire
40. You are the laces to my sneakers
41. You are the bread to my butter
42. You are Amala to my ewedu
43. You are goatmeat to my pepper soup
44. You are cord to my charger head
45. Let me be your Keke for life, just ride me anytime
46. You are bolè to my groundnut
47. You are pillow to my bed
48. You are the toothpaste to my toothbrush
49. You are Sardine to my bread
50. You are the Egg to my indomie
51. I’m ready to live in a zoo for your love
52. I don’t mind being the Okada you can ride forever
53. You are the kuli kuli to my garri 54. You are the own-goal I desire
55. You are the mosquito I’ll want to bite me always
56. If you are a goal post, I’ll only score when you tell me to
57. You are the blades of my industrial fan
58. You are the police cell I always feel like relaxing in
59. Let me be the horn in your car
60. I’m ready to live in Afghanistan just to win your heart

Let us know your favorite quotes on the list.

Feel free to add yours to the list if it is wacky.

http://wakkinews.com/2019/02/12/60-wacky-love-quotes-for-valentine-day/

We wey no get val nko?

Ogogoro in my bottle

This is utter rubbish, and the author ought to be shot, revived, and shot again.

Condom on my preeq

Beht some are good na

Op wetin dey nah.....u just dey make me rmbr those days of copying vibes from love greeting cards to psych babes especially during val

Wacky is an understatement!

henryd4:
Ogogoro in my bottle

oga, dis your face no be here ooo

SOGBOLISA
Is only FOOLS mcelebrate kwasia Valentine.....
History of Valentine’s Day
CONTENTSThe Legend of St. ValentineOrigins of Valentine’s Day: A Pagan Festival in FebruaryValentine’s Day: A Day of RomanceTypical Valentine’s Day GreetingsPHOTO GALLERIES
Every February 14, across the United States and in other places around the world, candy, flowers and gifts are exchanged between loved ones, all in the name of St. Valentine. But who is this mysterious saint, and where did these traditions come from? Find out about the history of this centuries-old holiday, from ancient Roman rituals to the customs of Victorian England.
The Legend of St. Valentine
The history of Valentine’s Day–and the story of its patron saint–is shrouded in mystery. We do know that February has long been celebrated as a month of romance, and that St. Valentine’s Day, as we know it today, contains vestiges of both Christian and ancient Roman tradition. But who was Saint Valentine, and how did he become associated with this ancient rite?
READ MORE: Who Was the Real St. Valentine?
The Catholic Church recognizes at least three different saints named Valentine or Valentinus, all of whom were martyred. One legend contends that Valentine was a priest who served during the third century in Rome. When Emperor Claudius II decided that single men made better soldiers than those with wives and families, he outlawed marriage for young men. Valentine, realizing the injustice of the decree, defied Claudius and continued to perform marriages for young lovers in secret. When Valentine’s actions were discovered, Claudius ordered that he be put to death.
Other stories suggest that Valentine may have been killed for attempting to help Christians escape harsh Roman prisons, where they were often beaten and tortured. According to one legend, an imprisoned Valentine actually sent the first “valentine” greeting himself after he fell in love with a young girl–possibly his jailor’s daughter–who visited him during his confinement. Before his death, it is alleged that he wrote her a letter signed “From your Valentine,” an expression that is still in use today. Although the truth behind the Valentine legends is murky, the stories all emphasize his appeal as a sympathetic, heroic and–most importantly–romantic figure. By the Middle Ages, perhaps thanks to this reputation, Valentine would become one of the most popular saints in England and France.
Origins of Valentine’s Day: A Pagan Festival in February
While some believe that Valentine’s Day is celebrated in the middle of February to commemorate the anniversary of Valentine’s death or burial–which probably occurred around A.D. 270–others claim that the Christian church may have decided to place St. Valentine’s feast day in the middle of February in an effort to “Christianize” the pagan celebration of Lupercalia. Celebrated at the ides of February, or February 15, Lupercalia was a fertility festival dedicated to Faunus, the Roman god of agriculture, as well as to the Roman founders Romulus and Remus.
READ MORE: 6 Surprising Facts About St. Valentine's Day
To begin the festival, members of the Luperci, an order of Roman priests, would gather at a sacred cave where the infants Romulus and Remus, the founders of Rome, were believed to have been cared for by a she-wolf or lupa. The priests would sacrifice a goat, for fertility, and a dog, for purification. They would then strip the goat’s hide into strips, dip them into the sacrificial blood and take to the streets, gently slapping both women and crop fields with the goat hide. Far from being fearful, Roman women welcomed the touch of the hides because it was believed to make them more fertile in the coming year. Later in the day, according to legend, all the young women in the city would place their names in a big urn. The city’s bachelors would each choose a name and become paired for the year with his chosen woman. These matches often ended in marriage.

apesinola001:

You are the love of my life

No be only love..You are the loaf of my bread

GLeesMODEL:
60 Wacky Love Quotes for Valentine Day


This month is regarded as the month of love; many people express love in various ways this period. Some buy gifts why others just sit out with their partners and have a nice time out. No matter the strategy adopted, words are essential in making the feelings more realistic and appreciated.

Some people find it difficult to pick the right choice of words to express their feelings towards their partners. Well, if you’re searching for the right words to use this valentine period to let your partner know how you feel towards him or her, or how dear he or she is to you, don’t worry. Here’s a list of top 50 wacky love expressions compiled by a group of young Nigerians who feel that there are wacky ways to express affection towards a partner.


1. You are the only fufu in my cooler
2. You are the only meat in my soup
3. You are the only grass in my garden
4. You are the only roundabout in my pepper soup
5. You are the only pure water in my fridge
6. You are in only soap in my bathroom
7. You are the only underwear in my wardrobe
8. You are the only ogogoro in my bottle
9. You are the only kerosine in my stove
10. Anytime you’re sick, I will take your drugs for you
11. You are the stretch marks on my body
12. You are my monthly period
13. Sometimes I can’t see myself when I’m with you, I only see you
14. I love you like cannibals love human flesh
15. My love for you burns stronger than urinary tract infection
16. I will always love the sound of your fart
17. You are the blood that runs through my veins
18. You are the D-Jay that makes my heart beat go kpokpodikpokpo
19. You are that purging feeling that messes up my whole day and makes me happy
20. You are like my indomie spice to me, without you no taste all in my life
21. You are the ukulele in my melody
22. You are the only detergent that washes away my sadness
23. If I’m a shark in the sea and you fall inside I’ll also love you
24. You are the only cancer I will never want to cure.
25. You are the bone of my skeleton
26. You are the meat in my soup
27. You the rat in my room I’ll never disturb
28. You are the snake in my jungle
29. You are the blood in my veins
30. You are the hot pot of jollof in my kitchen
31. You are the pepper in my pepper soup
32. You are the only mosquito in my net
33. You are the syrup on my pancakes
34. You are the icing on my cake
35. You are the chocolate on my ice cream
36. You are the sweet grapes in my wine
37. You are the Ham in my burger
38. You are the chicken to my chips
39. You are the spark to my fire
40. You are the laces to my sneakers
41. You are the bread to my butter
42. You are Amala to my ewedu
43. You are goatmeat to my pepper soup
44. You are cord to my charger head
45. Let me be your Keke for life, just ride me anytime
46. You are bolè to my groundnut
47. You are pillow to my bed
48. You are the toothpaste to my toothbrush
49. You are Sardine to my bread
50. You are the Egg to my indomie
51. I’m ready to live in a zoo for your love
52. I don’t mind being the Okada you can ride forever
53. You are the kuli kuli to my garri 54. You are the own-goal I desire
55. You are the mosquito I’ll want to bite me always
56. If you are a goal post, I’ll only score when you tell me to
57. You are the blades of my industrial fan
58. You are the police cell I always feel like relaxing in
59. Let me be the horn in your car
60. I’m ready to live in Afghanistan just to win your heart

Let us know your favorite quotes on the list.

Feel free to add yours to the list if it is wacky.

http://wakkinews.com/2019/02/12/60-wacky-love-quotes-for-valentine-day/

those good old days, during the advent of love letter. How time flies. That year, if ur teacher catches u with the the love letter, he'll read it to everyone's hearing. And his voice gets louder when he gets to the SUGAR IN MY TEA PART. Everyone in class will shout heeeee!!!!! both the writter and the writtee will be the talk of class
#Evolution

You are the data to my phone
You are the max to my iPhone x
You are the lalasticlala to my snake thread

Roses are red, Violets are blue.. If he calls you on the 13th or 15th.. The side chick is you.

nairaland means nextlevel

Hahahahahahahahaha! This is truly wacky indeed! Nice one!

FTC..
Blow kpef....

This love quotes will surely make the babe confuse o.

whack indeed

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You are the only pant in my logo Benz .