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Re: What Is The Most Terrible Sex You've Ever Had by Nobody: 11:51pm On Feb 16, 2019
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Re: What Is The Most Terrible Sex You've Ever Had by Gaspardd(m): 12:55am On Feb 17, 2019
This happened recently

When i was younger i remember whenever i finshed eating, i used to jump up and down energetically just to hear the sound of food making some sounds in my belly, it sounds Pulum pulum. But i never had this exp since i grew up, fast forward to some weeks back, had this lady over, was about riding didnt remember what i ate last but them my stomach started sounding pulum pulum with each back and forth ride. Shìt was wierd tho d girl didnt give a shìt or maybe she pretended not to care. But it affected my performance that day.
My face during and after the ordeal is this.

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Re: What Is The Most Terrible Sex You've Ever Had by yungmayor02(m): 1:05am On Feb 17, 2019
Gaspardd:
This happened recently

When i was younger i remember whenever i finshed eating, i used to jump up and down energetically just to hear the sound of food making some sounds in my belly, it sounds Pulum pulum. But i never had this exp since i grew up, fast forward to some weeks back, had to lady over, was about riding didnt remember what i ate last but them my stomach started sounding pulum pulum with each back and forth ride. Shìt was wierd tho d girl didnt give a shìt or maybe she pretended not to care. But it affected my performance that day.
My face during and after the ordeal is this.



Guy!!! grin grin grin
Re: What Is The Most Terrible Sex You've Ever Had by Xbursta(m): 2:20am On Feb 17, 2019
Seandisputed:

Me wey dey very picky when it comes to girls naturally come still imagine say she stinks down there.

I swear, shit like this can turn me celibate for a long time.

i tell u bro
Re: What Is The Most Terrible Sex You've Ever Had by Validcode: 8:47am On Feb 17, 2019
When you're married sex is sweet.

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