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Advice For ALL Ladies by Femziecarlos(m): 2:44pm On Feb 17, 2019 |
I couldn't find the right thread to post this, I just hope it fits this section properly FOR THE LADIES During your 20's, men are trooping and everyone wants to marry you. They're all over you. Your WhatsApp doesn't rest at all. Your Messenger is filled up. If you breathe on Facebook you will get over 400 likes and 250 comments You can't walk on the street without ssshhh ssshhh. Your breasts are very comely and firm at this point in time. Your lips are succulent and your legs are smooth. Even when you're ugly, it doesn't shows much at this level of your life because everything is still standing tall. The backside is still very nicely shaped and bouncing properly Most of the mistake you ladies make at this level is that you easily dump guys in a relationship. Any little thing, you don break up. In your mind, there many fishes in the ocean. Over 20 other guys are bothering you for a relationship, so you can easily hook up with another guy. After six months, you're like hot akara(beans cake) You cannot bend down and build a solid relationship nor learn how to tolerate a man and work on your own self. At this age, feminism dey shack you well. You no send anybody. You no wan hear advice at all. For your mind this kind post na rubbish... At this level, some ladies want to show everything; the boobs are still standing, so she can snap to show it. The buttocks are nice, so she can display it anyhow. You sell the romantic skin like Akara. Even the married men are collecting their own. Everyone is collecting and walking away. For your mind marriage no go hard At this point, you don't lack anything. Men are giving you everything you need. You're not working but your airtime is never below 10k on the phone. Shoes and classic clothes are uncountable in your wardrobe, yet you are not doing any job. Life is beautiful and that's exactly how your life is depreciating with speed. A time will finally come when your age has really increased very well. The boobs are needing pillar support and all the buttocks are no longer comely anymore, but rather "loosing". The face has lot of pimples and holes. Many things have gone wrong. The timing is out by the day, your Local gov't is beginning to have some kind of mature odour and the armpits are darker. The waist tyres are forming with speed. At this point, days turns to months, months turns into years. It will always look nearly, but something will just happen, the guy will disappear. You'll start following another guy with the hope of marriage, like play like play, that one to go just chop you and run away. The fear and worry of menopause will even make you age faster. By this time all the multiple guys you slept with both the ones from cursed family and ancestral curse , whom you were lifting your legs to the ceiling and twisting your body like a snake in bed. All those things that make guys rush after you are gone like a movie. At this time, you become Emergency Christian. All your post are about Jesus and church things. Any comment you make, Jesus must enter. Even when a Football or sport related matter is being discussed you must find a way to put Jesus in it. For your mind, you dey deceive guys abi? You want them to see wife material in you. Suddenly you learn manners to all the multiple people you had relations with. The battle is now more of Spiritual than Physical. All the curses the married women were laying on you for sleeping with their husbands are now controlling your life. Not even Mary Kay can remove all that mess. At 40, a guy is still young but a lady of 35 is more like a "Christian Mother". What is my point? Make hay while the sun shines to avoid had I know. Don't while away your time playing games with men. I am not saying a lady cannot marry at 35 neither am I saying one should rush into marriage neither am I mocking those who are above 30 and still single. What I'm saying is, don't waste your time sleeping around when you should accept a man and settle down. Imagine you're around 30-35 years, at this point, only men of older age like 40-45 will come to marry you because young guys of 30-35 won't like to marry a lady of 30-35 but unfortunately, those guys of 40-45, most of them are married or divorced through one way or the other. They can even marry girls of 22-27. They(guys) will still look so young at 40 but a lady of 35 will look like "Senior Sister". Ladies age faster. That's why a girl of 16 can be looking so mature, guys will be wooing her but a guy of 18 years would still be looking like a 13 years old boy. It also applies to old age. This might not actually be applicable in all cases, not all single ladies at 30's were slay queens, but the message remains, may hay while the sun shines... Cos your beautiful face, skin won't last forever. If you still doubt it, check out the recent pictures of one of the most beautiful singer then; Celine Dion. Nothing last forever! Stay Woke! Peace |
Re: Advice For ALL Ladies by Wizklynd23(m): 2:45pm On Feb 17, 2019 |
I hope they listen to it 1 Like |
Re: Advice For ALL Ladies by Nobody: 3:08pm On Feb 17, 2019 |
Wao! Such a wonderful write up! Op deserves a standing ovation Clap clap ! 2 Likes |
Re: Advice For ALL Ladies by xendra: 3:08pm On Feb 17, 2019 |
nonsense who are the ladies sleeping with? is it not men? I call this nonsense because whether a lady dates on guy or sleep around time wasters will still date you for ten years before you realise what's happening. so live your life at least you will not sit in one corner wishing you have left him earlier. manipulators will always look for loophole so of all the celebrities it is celein dion you will pick as an example |
Re: Advice For ALL Ladies by Kseafresh: 5:23pm On Feb 17, 2019 |
xendra:I read ur Post, i had to go check ur profile, Infact U re a man Hater....I feel sorry for entities like you..At the back stage, you're screaming to one d*ck dts pounding you. 1 Like |
Re: Advice For ALL Ladies by xendra: 9:32pm On Feb 17, 2019 |
Kseafresh:lol...I hope are a women lover ? ode! |
Re: Advice For ALL Ladies by Kseafresh: 11:53pm On Feb 17, 2019 |
xendra:Mumu , Ordinary one line u still had to make a mistake |
Re: Advice For ALL Ladies by Kseafresh: 4:43pm On Feb 18, 2019 |
xendra:That is to say... You're a fool on Purpose.. |
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