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Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by Nobody: 8:40am On Feb 01
Lynette2cute:

lemme know when you get it

Don't fall into wrong hands...

Trust no one.

Wetin person weh dey look for fresh olosho around Abuja get to offer you?

To be forewarned is to be forearmed...

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Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by kaycee125: 9:45am On Feb 01
NosaJBourne:


Don't fall into wrong hands...

Trust no one.

Wetin person weh dey look for fresh olosho around Abuja get to offer you?

To be forewarned is to be forearmed...

Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by Jamexjulius(m): 10:16am On Feb 01
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Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by Fyngal1(f): 12:03pm On Feb 02
VenusEAGLE:
wow good morning MA.

Since 27th haa shocked Uba are bunch of clowns
shocked shocked
I wasn't sent any alert... Wow since 27th

I am very Grateful madam. Sorry for the inconvenience

Cc thanks alot my people of God

Thanks to you too the human rights fighter

congrats bro. have fun
Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by teehex(f): 12:25am On Feb 04
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Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by osusu(m): 1:59pm On Feb 05
tolutweety:
@ifyalways
Ma'am,

Good one.
@tolutweety longest time, how ur side now? how do i get in touch with you as im not too familiar with how dm works here
Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by innobiz(m): 9:37pm On Feb 05
The Kindergarten Secretary


On my 21st birthday, my boyfriend promised me he was going to help me get a job after I got admission into National Open University. The institution's motto is “Work and Learn,” and I was very eager to get my self busy since the university did not hold lectures like other conventional universities.

Few days after my matriculation ceremony, I received a call from a man while I was having lunch with my hostel friends. He told me Julius(my boyfriend) spoke to him about me, and he requested we meet at a school in Evboutu or lose the big job. I had only swallowed two balls of Eba and I wasn’t filled at all, but I sprinted to my room and changed to something modest. I didn't want to lose this big job.

As soon as I got to the school, I explained to the gateman, and he directed me to an office. Seated there was a guy, probably a teacher because he had this long neck physics teachers usually had. The office had an empty seat and desk in it. On the desk was a laptop and some bunch of files. Upon sighting the chair and desk, I was like,
“wow this is my seat, I’m going to be a secretary.”

The first question he asked me was:
“Do you love children?”
Okay, what's happening here, I was confused, what do loving children have to do with a secretary job?
After a moment of silence I replied:
"Yes sir, I love kids very much."
“Wonderful” He exclaimed
"I’m the Director of this school, Julius told me about you. I like young girls who are hardworking, come tomorrow by 9am for your interview, I want you already". He concluded with a smile and gave me N1000 to go back home.

“Thank you so much”! I quickly collected it, and left the office.
On my way home I picked up my phone and called Julius
“Hello, baby guess what.” I asked
“what” He questioned “
I am going to be a secretary” I exclaimed
“Wow congrats babe,” I am happy for you he replied cheerfully
“Thank you, babe, I love…. “ Before I could complete the sentence, the call ended due to insufficient fund

The next morning, a painful pimple erected from my cheeks mixed with severe headache and catarrh. The only money left with me was the N1000, the director gave me. I contemplated on using the N1000 to get some drugs or using it to transport for the interview
“Get some drugs you might die on your way, remember you are the only child in your family” a voice whispered into my ear
“Go for the interview a big job is waiting for you” Another voice whispered into my ear.

I listened to the second voice, freshened up and left for the interview. The interview was supposed to hold by 12 pm, but it was already 11:00 am, and there was no bus. I had been standing on the road for more than two hours….. I almost cried “Is this how I will lose this job?” I asked myself.

As I was in thought, a bus approached me and I quickly jumped in. On my way, the bus gets caught in a traffic jam. “Chai this must be the work of my village people” I whispered to myself. I ran out of patience and decided to sprint down to the school (opportunity to burn some fat).

When I got there, I was sweating like a ram who just escaped being slaughtered. I was boiling! My hotness increased when I saw a lady seated on “my seat” Yes that vacant seat with the laptop I told you guys about.

I was already boiling in anger when the Director came in “Oya follow me” he requested He took me to a classroom filled with so many kids, the smell of poop was all over the place, some were crying while some had catarrh running down their nose. Then the director began his speech:
“This is the creche class” upon hearing that I was like OK, no secretary, I can manage being a Kindergarten teacher.

But the next sentence I heard was
“Your job is not to teach them, we have a teacher already. Your duty is to change their diapers whenever they defecate and clean their nose”
Are you kidding me? Change babies diaper? Is this the big job this fat belle man had been talking about? I felt like strangling him.

"Ok, how much is the salary" I enquired.
He waited for some seconds and replied:
"75"
I was like "75,000"?

I was already in the mood to start cleaning their diapers for that amount. He laughed hysterically and replied,
“No o it is N7500.”

My hotness tripled to the extent it could even cook beans.

This is slavery! 7500? my transportation to and fro is N6000 that means I will go home with N2000 every month
Waste of time!
Waste of energy!
I would have finished my eba that day If I had known.

“Thank you oga for your offer” I muttered
If I had spent one more minute in there, I would probably kick him in the balls. I quickly walked out of the premises, and as for Julius I never spoke to him again.

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Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by tolutweety(m): 10:32am On Feb 06
osusu:

@tolutweety longest time, how ur side now?
how do i get in touch with you as im not too familiar with how dm works here

Hi.
Sent you a dm. Check your email.
Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by osusu(m): 10:43am On Feb 06
tolutweety:


Hi.
Sent you a dm. Check your email.
my bad, i can't remember the password to the email address i used here, mind sending me ur phone number via email at galand964@yahoo.com , or do i drop my phone number here?
Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by mesheal7: 8:44am On Feb 07
Hi guys,

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Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by Globalwhitty: 6:34pm On Feb 08
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Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by joysparrow1(f): 7:59am On Feb 10
My first time commenting and I must say I'm very thrilled with all these essays just started my own job hunting
Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by Omawumi17(f): 7:59pm On Feb 10
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Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by nicoleabiodun(f): 4:42pm On Feb 11
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Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by annieberl(f): 2:41am On Feb 12
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Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by annieberl(f): 2:44am On Feb 12
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Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by mosho2good: 5:42pm On Feb 12
Please if there is any vacancy that is available I'm seriously in need of a job to cater for my sister who is at Kwara poly she has no one and to cater for my mom the little I made from teaching in a private school is really not enough to help them.
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I stay in Lagos Island
Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by kari4chat: 11:21am On Feb 14
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Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by kari4chat: 11:22am On Feb 14
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Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by ZzZzzzzzzzzzzzz: 7:54pm On Feb 15
ifyalways:

I see you assume you know me too well. I removed the screenshot to keep his privacy away, nothing else.

Since you felt i was angry at something else, you'd do well to go the extra mile to elaborate. A simple and straight forward question of "what is the account name" is replied with Sterling bank then i should abandon what i have got to do to chase him about just to appear "fair" to you? cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Its hilarious.

Yup, i posted the screenshot somewhere else few minutes ago since he decided to be silly and im reportedly "angry" with a faceless individual i dont know. The joke eh.
Good evening ify. How's everything? Life is funny.

I remember telling oioi that he misinterpreted a post of yours on this same thread. It's funny I have also committed the same blunder I have accused others of.

I misinterpreted your post too and I think I should have took more time to read post b4 d comment. After all, I guess I don't know you so well.

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Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by Lagoscorper: 8:57am On Feb 16
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Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by Heineken(m): 2:16pm On Feb 16
Mehn I'm tired. I need a job. Since I did my nysc 2014 I have submitted cv online and offline still same... I apply everything. Sometimes I think what I'm not supposed to... I'm not happy at all. I pray God should help me. I'm 32 now but still squatting. I was happy when road safety called me for screening last year but we were told one senator bought all the slots.. I Don even learn shoe making but where the money to start up... House please I need help.. I applied civil defence and still waiting for prisons recruitment supplimenetary.. I tire seriously..

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