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UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Hacking The Female Mind. by ubunja(m): 3:44am On Feb 28
Hacking The Female Mind.


PROLOGUE.
What you want from a woman is her body. But between her body and you stands her mind, còckblócking you. To get the body first capture the mind because where the mind goes, the body follows.

HACKING THE FEMALE MIND.
Common Sense tells you that if you're good to a person that person will be good to you. But men and women process goodness differently.

Treat a man with respect and honor and he thinks YOU ARE awesome and a great guy. He will like you and make you his friend. He will want to hang out with you because he finds you likeable.

But treat a woman with respect and honor and she thinks SHE IS awesome and a great woman. She figures SHE DESERVES IT. That's why we call women ENTITLED and "princesses" because in everything it's about them. Honour a woman and she feels exalted and because she feels exalted she feels free to deal with you like you're nothing. Treating you like some worthless piece of shît.

That's the female mindset. It's backwards and reverse.

That's the reason why being Nice to a woman gets you nothing but disrespect and insults. Because women have a psychological tendency to mistake Kindness for Weakness and Niceness for Manipulation. They reason if you have to be Nice then you are powerless to enforce your will ( girl: "Mom! Jason doesn't want to open the door for me" mom: "ASK NICELY and he'll open it for you". So the girl grows into a woman that thinks: Kind=Weak and Nice=Manipulation). But this mindset can be hacked with surprising efficiency:

When you mistreat a man he thinks YOU ARE a worthless piece of shít. And he'll avoid you like the plague. It's to be expected.

BUT!!!! When you mistreat a woman she thinks SHE IS a worthless piece of shît. She figures SHE DESERVES IT. She concludes YOU ARE awesome and a great guy. She will like you, seek you out and befriend you. According to her, you're likeable.

Is she crazy?
Not really. The foundations of her psychology were laid in her childhood. As were the foundations of all our psychology:

Every boy begins as a Bad Boy. No boy is born nice. When you were young Mother-Nature implanted in your mind an instinct that appeared counterproductive: the instinct to be mean to the girl that you like. . Then in the mind of the girl that you liked Mother-Nature implanted a nurturing instinct that pushed her to you: the belief every girl has that her love can change a boy . These instincts are two sides of the same coin. They work hand in hand.

While 80% of boys eventually have the Bad Boy instinct extinguished by Society, virtually all girls find their Bad Boy-seeking instinct amplified by the same Society through fairy tales like the Beauty & the Beast. The result? A female population attracted to Violent Expressions of Love and a male population that thinks women are stupid for it.

HACKING THE FEMALE MIND THROUGH COMMUNICATION.
What if I told you there are secret languages you never heard of that Players and lustful Women use to communicate and hook up right under your nose? What if I told you there are sex languages spoken everyday in public that don't contain a single dirty word that "those in the know" recognize and respond to with the masses none the wiser? And what if I told you these languages can be learned?

Secret Language 1: the language of double meaning words.

Every public language of every country has words with two meanings: one clean one dirty (e.g "Come" ). These words are not necessarily slang. While these words can be used on national radio, on TV, at work and at church it is very well known that when said WITH A CERTAIN LOOK ON YOUR FACE, OR A CERTAIN TONE IN YOUR VOICE, OR WITH A WINK OF THE EYE OR A GIGGLE IN YOUR VOICE you intend to convey the dirty meaning of the word. These words or phrases are called double entendre. You can build a whole language with them. Women and Players communicate secretly by using these ordinary words publicly but hinting they intend for the dirty meanings to be understood.

For example; you can stand in the street and shout "I'm Coming". Most people will not even raise their heads and will assume you're telling someone you're headed their way. But the hòrny he-goats who live on xvideos will look at you and smile. They picked up on the second dirty meaning of the phrase: "I'm ejaculating". They are "in the know".

Especially that phrase "I'm Coming" works wonders: Back in the day I worked as a Librarian and Lab Technician at a boarding school for girls and the H.O.D I reported to was a dumb guy who used to call me to his office to ask me even dumber questions and on the phone I would say "I'm coming". Eventually he told me to stop using that phrase because it was making him feel uncomfortable, coming from me!

Women use such words to try to identify and connect with like-minded men AKA the Players. Watch out for when girls use words like Big, Pound, Slide, Come, Penetrate, Enter, Deep, Hard, Long, Drill etc (words that also apply to sex) ESPECIALLY WHEN THE CONVERSATION OR TOPIC HARDLY CALLS FOR THE USE OF THESE WORDS. OR IF IT DOES, SHE KEEPS REPEATING AND EMPHASIZING THESE WORDS NEEDLESSLY. The girl is sexualizing the conversation. . It's the secret language.

The beauty of this language is that it is 100% safe to use anywhere. The ability of a person to catch the message entirely depends on how dirty his mind is . To a clean minded man the message will never register. no harm done. But to a dirty mind even clean words bring up dirty ideas. Remember those "clean images for the dirty minds" where you look at an innocent picture but because your mind is dirty you see something else entirely? That's exactly what this language is all about. except it's using words.

My earliest encounter with this language was a decade or so back, at Church, of all places! The Pastor said something like "sizingane sasijabula sishaye inyawo" ("as children we would be overjoyed and beat our thighs" ). this is a very innocent phrase in my vernacular that denotes happiness (I'm sure in many African countries people, especially women, slap their thighs during arguments to make a point. Pastor was referring to something along those lines). Now, my mind was ready to let the phrase go but the girls next to me burst into giggles. Naturally I asked if the Pastor had said something funny. One of the girls said "uPastor uthi babeshaya inyawo" ("the Pastor says they used to beat their thighs" ) and I was like "so?" Then she whispered, "that's sex! ". My eyes were opened. Indeed the phrase was also used to mean sex. But my clean mind never went there! And apparently neither did the Pastor's. I asked myself how many times had I missed messages delivered to me this way??

INCEPTION.
All sex begins in the mind. You can nudge a girl's mind towards sex by implanting ideas in her without being dirty, disrespectful or obvious. Take this whole language thing and reverse it to implant thoughts into a girl's mind faster and far easier than Leonardo DiCaprio and his crew in the movie Inception.

One day I was in a supermarket queue and a lady left her queue and joined mine. as she arrived I pointed at the queue she just left and absentmindedly remarked "it's too long? ". She giggled. I asked why she was giggling, she replied "You said it's too long".

We both laughed looking at each other in a funny way. I had just given her a dirty idea. What can be "too long" except a Dick!

Every single day is full of dozens of circumstances begging to be sexualized like this. Learn this language and you'll be amazed how women naturally find sexual connections in innocent conversations.

Secret Language 2: the language of opposites.
Ever talked to a girl and she told you what she wanted in a man and you took her words as a tip, rushing to do those very things, only to hit a brick wall and be rejected by her? What went wrong? -------------> You took her words at face value. Women will never be straightforward with you. Why should they make it easy for you? . But luckily for you women have never been smart and their idea of being cryptic is to say something but mean the opposite. It's a code. It's a language.

If you watch Dr. Phil, Steve Harvey, or any of those Dating & Relationships TV shows DO NOT DO the things the women on these shows tell you to do because YOU WILL FAIL. 100%. Women will never be straightforward with the World. Why should they make it easy for the World to call them whòrés and sluts? It's a man's World. Women have a lot to hide. A lot to lose. The answer that a woman gives on live TV with her family, relatives, neighbors, bosses, friends and pastor watching is not the same answer she gives in private. Players know this. Apparently Nice Guys don't.

What a woman says in public concerning her sexual desires NEVER take it to heart because Women are so used to hiding their desires by denying them that it has become their default response to speak in opposites. It serves as a SHlT TEST: Women speak in opposites to separate the wheat from the chaff. If you take a woman's words at face value you are the Chaff. Men like you are NEEDED. Women don't want every man to be a Player. Players give Dick only. But Women don't live by Dick alone but by the Dollars of guys like you.

And by the same token, whatever women as a group say they hate about men, GO OUT AND DO THAT THING. You can never lose. When Women complain about something it's because they are seeing it in the men they are fvcking which means to be a man that women are fvcking you have to do that thing that women are complaining about because the thing women are complaining about is the thing that attracts them. They are only complaining because they had hoped to CHANGE that behavior in those men but failed. Women love you to change you. It's not rocket science. Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.

How do you become the Wheat/Dick? By not being so damn literal. women live in a world of opposites. Learn the language of that World:

When you talk to a girl and she tells you she likes ABC in men, go out and do XYZ. oppose her words. You'll see results. And by the same token, when a girl tells you she hates ABC in men, go out and do the same ABC she told you she hates. She will like you for it. Everything is in reverse. It's a code. A language.

when a girl tells you "I'm fine", she's definitely not fine. When she tells you "Go, I will be OK", don't go, she won't be OK. And when she starts a sentence with, "I don't usually do this... ", just know, she has done it a thousand times. Using the same formula by now you know if Dick size matters or not.

READING WOMEN LIKE AN OPEN BOOK.
A woman wants men to think she is complicated and impossible to figure out. That "mystery" is part and parcel of being female. It's a lie that only appears truthful because men evolved to be straightforward communicators (its a man's world they have nothing to fear or hide), while women evolved to speak in opposites (it's a man's world women have everything to fear and hide).

The immortal saying "A Woman's No Is A Yes" originated with men who figured this out.

Women long to be inscrutable and impossible to understand but because they have never been that intelligent, their idea of being "impossible to understand" is to say everything in reverse. Simple. But extremely puzzling to your straightforward mind. Figure this out and women will be simple as toys.

WORDS VS ACTIONS.
Is a woman confusing you because her actions are contradicting her words? Believe her actions. Actions never lie. just MUTE THE AUDIO CHANNEL and work with the video channel:

- A woman will tell you she doesn't cheat and she loves her BF with all her heart MEANWHILE SHE IS TAKING YOUR PHONE NUMBER DOWN. Reverse her words to understand her actions.

- When a woman tells you she's coming to your place but "there will be no sex", SHE JUST TOLD YOU SHE IS COMING FOR SEX. Take that shower and prepare those condoms. you're getting laid.

- When a woman tells you she's leaving in 2 mins MEANWHILE SHE IS TAKING OFF HER JACKET AND SITTING ON YOUR BED. Again, the message is reverse: she's hopping sex will begin in 2 mins.

THE OPPOSITE GREEN LIGHT.
There is a Green Light that many guys miss.
It's hidden. But guys who understand the game of opposites never miss it:

Every guy encounters this girl atleast once in his life. and im guessing you have too. That girl who's sweet to everyone else but sour to you, that girl who's happy in the group until you arrive and she leaves, that girl always the first to mock you or your attire, that girl who always seems to be angry at you for no reason, that girl behaving like an angry Ex except you dont have a history with her or her friends or her sisters, that girl about whom your friends keep asking "dude what ever did you do to that girl?", that girl you always try to avoid because you know she hates your guts but for some strange unexplained reason you keep bumping into her ... what the hell is her problem?? --------> she loves you

Now you know.

# TheRedPill
# MGTOW

CC:
emmy2807
SOFTDRINK
justiniyke29
RipMorosini
reservd
Aiziko
Avedonn
kkins25

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Hacking The Female Mind. by ubunja(m): 3:46am On Feb 28
funmisticqueen:
it is so sad how debased this post is. Dear men, if all you want from women is what is between their legs pls feel free to follow his miseducations.
The appeal of a player gets stale quickly especially if as a lady you are smart. These games only work on naive ladies and when the time the player is done, as you mature, you would meet bitter women and come here to rant when they play you. Learn to preserve the innocence and naivety of the ladies so that you can enjoy new products.As a man all I have to say is to just be the best version of you, be masculine, deal with your issues and watch rare diamonds come to you.

Ubunja's game loses its appeal down the line as you get more mature and finally realise what you want out of life
talk about scoring an own goal. lmfao.

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Hacking The Female Mind. by dingbang(m): 4:26am On Feb 28
Yawns....

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Hacking The Female Mind. by fayded(m): 5:31am On Feb 28
word# bro.
you're so right. especially that hidden green slight part, been a victim of that.
oh and also, how girls tend to have dirty minds.growing up I learnt all the bad words I knew from girls, like koko water(sperm),bang(have sex), come,shaft...
I was amazed at how girls always managed to see bad things in "clean" words

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Hacking The Female Mind. by ubunja(m): 6:03am On Feb 28
fayded:
word# bro.
you're so right. especially that hidden green slight part, been a victim of that.
oh and also, how girls tend to have dirty minds.growing up I learnt all the bad words I knew from girls, like koko water(sperm),bang(have sex), come,shaft...
I was amazed at how girls always managed to see bad things in "clean" words
you know about seeing bad things in clean words, once you perfect that skill there is no going back lool.
you are corrupt for life

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Hacking The Female Mind. by ubunja(m): 6:05am On Feb 28
dingbang:
Yawns....
which part exactly makes you yawn dingbang?

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Hacking The Female Mind. by tommyken(m): 7:03am On Feb 28
Life is not all about sex and being romantic to attract ladies.
Its when you reach the age of 40 and realise you achieve nothing apart from hooking ladies up for sex that it will dawn on you that your life has been a waste.

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Hacking The Female Mind. by ubunja(m): 7:48am On Feb 28
tommyken:
Life is not all about sex and being romantic to attract ladies.
Its when you reach the age of 40 and realise you achieve nothing apart from hooking ladies up for sex that it will dawn on you that your life has been a waste.
feel free to visit the Business Section.

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Hacking The Female Mind. by CyberWolf: 10:00am On Feb 28
Absolute truth.

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Hacking The Female Mind. by ubunja(m): 11:01am On Feb 28
CyberWolf:
Absolute truth.
always.
Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Hacking The Female Mind. by fran6co(m): 11:24am On Feb 28
Nice piece bro.
Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Hacking The Female Mind. by Naboo(m): 11:53am On Feb 28
Wow! An eye opener.

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Hacking The Female Mind. by jpslick(m): 11:54am On Feb 28
This is the most enlightening piece I have read this year, you know I had an exact experience, I got tired of being played and taken for granted, so I started treating all the women around me with disdain, I swear it worked like magic, they are all running after me now even as I treat them like trash.
This piece just made me understand all that transpired.
Pls of you want to be an Alpha Male, of you want to control the women in your life, if you want to be treated like a king amongst women, then FOLLOW UBUNJA AND HIS MISEDUCATIONS, this guy is a Blessing to our generation.
Women have had their fun. It's our turn now.

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Hacking The Female Mind. by Nobody: 11:57am On Feb 28
ubunja:
Hacking The Female Mind.


PROLOGUE.
What you want from a woman is her body. But between her body and you stands her mind, còckblócking you. To get the body first capture the mind because where the mind goes, the body follows.

HACKING THE FEMALE MIND.
Common Sense tells you that if you're good to a person that person will be good to you. But men and women process goodness differently.

Treat a man with respect and honor and he thinks YOU ARE awesome and a great guy. He will like you and make you his friend. He will want to hang out with you because he finds you likeable.

But treat a woman with respect and honor and she thinks SHE IS awesome and a great woman. She figures SHE DESERVES IT. That's why we call women ENTITLED and "princesses" because in everything it's about them. Honour a woman and she feels exalted and because she feels exalted she feels free to deal with you like you're nothing. Treating you like some worthless piece of shît.

That's the female psychology. It's backwards and reverse.

That's the reason why being Nice to a woman gets you nothing but disrespect and insults. Because women have a psychological tendency to mistake Kindness for Weakness and Niceness for Manipulation. They reason if you have to be Nice then you are powerless to enforce your will ( girl: "Mom! Jason doesn't want to open the door for me" mom: "ASK NICELY and he'll open it for you". So the girl grows into a woman that thinks: Kind=Weak and Nice=Manipulation). But this psychology can be hacked with surprising efficiency:

When you mistreat a man he thinks YOU ARE a worthless piece of shít. And he'll avoid you like the plague. It's to be expected.

BUT!!!! When you mistreat a woman she thinks SHE IS a worthless piece of shit. She figures SHE DESERVES IT. She concludes YOU ARE awesome and a great guy. She will like you, seek you out and befriend you. According to her, you're likeable.

Is she crazy?
Not really. The foundations of her psychology were laid in her childhood. As were the foundations of all our psychology:

Every boy begins as a Bad Boy. No boy is born nice. When you were young Mother-Nature implanted in your mind an instinct that appeared counterproductive: the instinct to be mean to the girl that you like. . Then in the mind of the girl that you liked Mother-Nature implanted a nurturing instinct that pushed her to you: the belief every girl has that her love can change a boy . These instincts are two sides of the same coin. They work hand in hand.

While 80% of boys eventually have the Bad Boy instinct extinguished by Society, virtually all girls find their Bad Boy-seeking instinct amplified by the same Society through fairy tales like the Beauty & the Beast. The result? A female population attracted to Violent Expressions of Love and a male population that thinks women are stupid for it.

HACKING THE FEMALE MIND THROUGH COMMUNICATION.
What if I told you there are secret languages you never heard of that Players and lustful Women use to communicate and hook up right under your nose? What if I told you there are sex languages spoken everyday in public that don't contain a single dirty word that "those in the know" recognize and respond to with the masses none the wiser? And what if I told you these languages can be learned?

Secret Language 1: the language of double meaning words.

Every public language of every country has words with two meanings: one clean one dirty (e.g "Come" ). These words are not necessarily slang. While these words can be used on national radio, on TV, at work and at church it is very well known that when said WITH A CERTAIN LOOK ON YOUR FACE, OR A CERTAIN TONE IN YOUR VOICE, OR WITH A WINK OF THE EYE OR A GIGGLE IN YOUR VOICE you intend to convey the dirty meaning of the word. These words or phrases are called double entendre. You can build a whole language with them. Women and Players communicate secretly by using these ordinary words publicly but hinting they intend for the dirty meanings to be understood.

For example; you can stand in the street and shout "I'm Coming". Most people will not even raise their heads and will assume you're telling someone you're headed their way. But the hòrny he-goats who live on xvideos will look at you and smile. They picked up on the second dirty meaning of the phrase: "I'm ejaculating". They are "in the know".

Especially that phrase "I'm Coming" works wonders: Back in the day I worked as a Librarian and Lab Technician at a boarding school for girls and the H.O.D I reported to was a dumb guy who used to call me to his office to ask me even dumber questions and on the phone I would say "I'm coming". Eventually he told me to stop using that phrase because it was making him feel uncomfortable, coming from me!

Women use such words to try to identify and connect with like-minded men AKA the Players. Watch out for when girls use words like Big, Pound, Slide, Come, Penetrate, Enter, Deep, Hard, Long, Drill etc (words that also apply to sex) ESPECIALLY WHEN THE CONVERSATION OR TOPIC HARDLY CALLS FOR THE USE OF THESE WORDS. OR IF IT DOES, SHE KEEPS REPEATING AND EMPHASIZING THESE WORDS NEEDLESSLY. The girl is sexualizing the conversation. . It's the secret language.

The beauty of this language is that it is 100% safe to use anywhere. The ability of a person to catch the message entirely depends on how dirty his mind is . To a clean minded man the message will never register. no harm done. But to a dirty mind even clean words bring up dirty ideas. Remember those "clean images for the dirty minds" where you look at an innocent picture but because your mind is dirty you see something else entirely? That's exactly what this language is all about. except it's using words.

My earliest encounter with this language was a decade or so back, at Church, of all places! The Pastor said something like "sizingane sasijabula sishaye inyawo" ("as children we would be overjoyed and beat our thighs" ). this is a very innocent phrase in my vernacular that denotes happiness (I'm sure in many African countries people, especially women, slap their thighs during arguments to make a point. Pastor was referring to something along those lines). Now, my mind was ready to let the phrase go but the girls next to me burst into giggles. Naturally I asked if the Pastor had said something funny. One of the girls said "uPastor uthi babeshaya inyawo" ("the Pastor says they used to beat their thighs" ) and I was like "so?" Then she whispered, "that's sex! ". My eyes were opened. Indeed the phrase was also used to mean sex. But my clean mind never went there! And apparently neither did the Pastor's. I asked myself how many times had I missed messages delivered to me this way??

INCEPTION.
All sex begins in the mind. You can nudge a girl's mind towards sex by implanting ideas in her without being dirty, disrespectful or obvious. Take this whole language thing and reverse it to implant thoughts into a girl's mind faster and far easier than Leonardo DiCaprio and his crew in the movie Inception.

One day I was in a supermarket queue and a lady left her queue and joined mine. as she arrived I pointed at the queue she just left and absentmindedly remarked "it's too long? ". She giggled. I asked why she was giggling, she replied "You said it's too long".

We both laughed looking at each other in a funny way. I had just given her a dirty idea. What can be "too long" except a Dick!

Every single day is full of dozens of circumstances begging to be sexualized like this. Learn this language and you'll be amazed how women naturally find sexual connections in innocent conversations.

Secret Language 2: the language of opposites.
Ever talked to a girl and she told you what she wanted in a man and you took her words as a tip, rushing to do those very things, only to hit a brick wall and be rejected by her? What went wrong? -------------> You took her words at face value. Women will never be straightforward with you. Why should they make it easy for you? . But luckily for you women have never been smart and their idea of being cryptic is to say something but mean the opposite. It's a code. It's a language.

If you watch Dr. Phil, Steve Harvey, or any of those Dating & Relationships TV shows DO NOT DO the things the women on these shows tell you to do because YOU WILL FAIL. 100%. Women will never be straightforward with the World. Why should they make it easy for the World to call them whòrés and sluts? It's a man's World. Women have a lot to hide. A lot to lose. The answer that a woman gives on live TV with her family, relatives, neighbors, bosses, friends and pastor watching is not the same answer she gives in private. Players know this. Apparently Nice Guys don't.

What a woman says in public concerning her sexual desires NEVER take it to heart because Women are so used to hiding their desires by denying them that it has become their default response to speak in opposites. It serves as a SHlT TEST: Women speak in opposites to separate the wheat from the chaff. If you take a woman's words at face value you are the Chaff. Men like you are NEEDED. Women don't want every man to be a Player. Players give Dick only. But Women don't live by Dick alone but by the Dollars of guys like you.

And by the same token, whatever women as a group say they hate about men, GO OUT AND DO THAT THING. You can never lose. When Women complain about something it's because they are seeing it in the men they are fvcking which means to be a man that women are fvcking you have to do that thing that women are complaining about because the thing women are complaining about is the thing that attracts them. They are only complaining because they had hoped to CHANGE that behavior in those men but failed. It's not rocket science. Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.

How do you become the Wheat/Dick? By not being so damn literal. women live in a world of opposites. Learn the language of that World:

When you talk to a girl and she tells you she likes ABC in men, go out and do XYZ. oppose her words. You'll see results. And by the same token, when a girl tells you she hates ABC in men, go out and do the same ABC she told you she hates. She will like you for it. Everything is in reverse. It's a code. A language.

when a girl tells you "I'm fine", she's definitely not fine. When she tells you "Go, I will be OK", don't go, she won't be OK. And when she starts a sentence with, "I don't usually do this... ", just know, she has done it a thousand times. Using the same formula by now you know if Dick size matters or not.

READING WOMEN LIKE AN OPEN BOOK.
A woman wants men to think she is complicated and impossible to figure out. That "mystery" is part and parcel of being female. It's a lie that only appears truthful because men evolved to be straightforward communicators (its a man's world they have nothing to fear or hide), while women evolved to speak in opposites (it's a man's world women have everything to fear and hide).

The immortal saying "A Woman's No Is A Yes" originated with men who figured this out.

Women long to be inscrutable and impossible to understand but because they have never been that intelligent, their idea of being "impossible to understand" is to say everything in reverse. Simple. But extremely puzzling to your straightforward mind. Figure this out and women will be simple as toys.

WORDS VS ACTIONS.
Is a woman confusing you because her actions are contradicting her words? Believe her actions. Actions never lie. just MUTE THE AUDIO CHANNEL and work with the video channel:

- A woman will tell you she doesn't cheat and she loves her BF with all her heart MEANWHILE SHE IS TAKING YOUR PHONE NUMBER DOWN. Reverse her words to understand her actions.

- When a woman tells you she's coming to your place but "there will be no sex", SHE JUST TOLD YOU SHE IS COMING FOR SEX. Take that shower and prepare those condoms. you're getting laid.

- When a woman tells you she's leaving in 2 mins MEANWHILE SHE IS TAKING OFF HER JACKET AND SITTING ON YOUR BED. Again, the message is reverse: she's hopping sex will begin in 2 mins.

THE OPPOSITE GREEN LIGHT.
There is a Green Light that many guys miss.
It's hidden. But guys who understand the game of opposites never miss it:

Every guy encounters this girl atleast once in his life. and im guessing you have too. That girl who's sweet to everyone else but sour to you, that girl who's happy in the group until you arrive and she leaves, that girl always the first to mock you or your attire, that girl who always seems to be angry at you for no reason, that girl behaving like an angry Ex except you dont have a history with her or her friends or her sisters, that girl about whom your friends keep asking "dude what ever did you do to that girl?", that girl you always try to avoid because you know she hates your guts but for some strange unexplained reason you keep bumping into her ... what the hell is her problem??
--------> she loves you

Now you know.

# TheRedPill
# MGTOW

CC:
emmy2807
SOFTDRINK
justiniyke29
RipMorosini
reservd
Aiziko
Avedonn
kkins25

Very correct for the last statement......women are much easier to comprehend than guys.
Never receive a call from a crush immediately, why? Needed him to miss me, absence makes the heart fonder....i look forward to the call but abort it, its cool to be chased..

After some months, the nice gal calls him and even offers to visit him with food,and phew, he has taken the heels....

He never knows...dummy


Am glad it was not my heart involved, just my head (the butterflies).....two shots of beer and am over the 20 minutes disappointment

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Hacking The Female Mind. by kollinzgee(m): 12:03pm On Feb 28
i can relate to this cos am a player too though am not a pro yet still learning sha loolz.there is this girl on my neck now she is a typical churchgirl met her in school
though she is a final year student pretty and intelligent.
when i met her i collected her number and started chatting her up straight up as we get to know each other better i started flirting subtly with her i first told her all girls are bad but most of them hide it she laughed then i told her i suspected her to be a bad girl even though looks and dress innocently she ask me why i think that way.i went ahead to tell her she has a very nice butt and that i always stare at her butt when she turns her back i also told her i hate pretending everything was just funny to her .

las las the last time we met i hugged her firmly and placed my hand on her butt to my suprise she did nothing even though i was a bit scared at first now we are like sexual friends .although she doesnt talk dirty like me but she never complains about my badboy attitude keep it up ubunja my gee...

drink this up for the good work...

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Hacking The Female Mind. by funmisticqueen(f): 12:09pm On Feb 28
ubunja:
Hacking The Female Mind.


PROLOGUE.
What you want from a woman is her body. But between her body and you stands her mind, còckblócking you. To get the body first capture the mind because where the mind goes, the body follows.

HACKING THE FEMALE MIND.
Common Sense tells you that if you're good to a person that person will be good to you. But men and women process goodness differently.

Treat a man with respect and honor and he thinks YOU ARE awesome and a great guy. He will like you and make you his friend. He will want to hang out with you because he finds you likeable.

But treat a woman with respect and honor and she thinks SHE IS awesome and a great woman. She figures SHE DESERVES IT. That's why we call women ENTITLED and "princesses" because in everything it's about them. Honour a woman and she feels exalted and because she feels exalted she feels free to deal with you like you're nothing. Treating you like some worthless piece of shît.

That's the female psychology. It's backwards and reverse.

That's the reason why being Nice to a woman gets you nothing but disrespect and insults. Because women have a psychological tendency to mistake Kindness for Weakness and Niceness for Manipulation. They reason if you have to be Nice then you are powerless to enforce your will ( girl: "Mom! Jason doesn't want to open the door for me" mom: "ASK NICELY and he'll open it for you". So the girl grows into a woman that thinks: Kind=Weak and Nice=Manipulation). But this psychology can be hacked with surprising efficiency:

When you mistreat a man he thinks YOU ARE a worthless piece of shít. And he'll avoid you like the plague. It's to be expected.

BUT!!!! When you mistreat a woman she thinks SHE IS a worthless piece of shit. She figures SHE DESERVES IT. She concludes YOU ARE awesome and a great guy. She will like you, seek you out and befriend you. According to her, you're likeable.

Is she crazy?
Not really. The foundations of her psychology were laid in her childhood. As were the foundations of all our psychology:

Every boy begins as a Bad Boy. No boy is born nice. When you were young Mother-Nature implanted in your mind an instinct that appeared counterproductive: the instinct to be mean to the girl that you like. . Then in the mind of the girl that you liked Mother-Nature implanted a nurturing instinct that pushed her to you: the belief every girl has that her love can change a boy . These instincts are two sides of the same coin. They work hand in hand.

While 80% of boys eventually have the Bad Boy instinct extinguished by Society, virtually all girls find their Bad Boy-seeking instinct amplified by the same Society through fairy tales like the Beauty & the Beast. The result? A female population attracted to Violent Expressions of Love and a male population that thinks women are stupid for it.

HACKING THE FEMALE MIND THROUGH COMMUNICATION.
What if I told you there are secret languages you never heard of that Players and lustful Women use to communicate and hook up right under your nose? What if I told you there are sex languages spoken everyday in public that don't contain a single dirty word that "those in the know" recognize and respond to with the masses none the wiser? And what if I told you these languages can be learned?

Secret Language 1: the language of double meaning words.

Every public language of every country has words with two meanings: one clean one dirty (e.g "Come" ). These words are not necessarily slang. While these words can be used on national radio, on TV, at work and at church it is very well known that when said WITH A CERTAIN LOOK ON YOUR FACE, OR A CERTAIN TONE IN YOUR VOICE, OR WITH A WINK OF THE EYE OR A GIGGLE IN YOUR VOICE you intend to convey the dirty meaning of the word. These words or phrases are called double entendre. You can build a whole language with them. Women and Players communicate secretly by using these ordinary words publicly but hinting they intend for the dirty meanings to be understood.

For example; you can stand in the street and shout "I'm Coming". Most people will not even raise their heads and will assume you're telling someone you're headed their way. But the hòrny he-goats who live on xvideos will look at you and smile. They picked up on the second dirty meaning of the phrase: "I'm ejaculating". They are "in the know".

Especially that phrase "I'm Coming" works wonders: Back in the day I worked as a Librarian and Lab Technician at a boarding school for girls and the H.O.D I reported to was a dumb guy who used to call me to his office to ask me even dumber questions and on the phone I would say "I'm coming". Eventually he told me to stop using that phrase because it was making him feel uncomfortable, coming from me!

Women use such words to try to identify and connect with like-minded men AKA the Players. Watch out for when girls use words like Big, Pound, Slide, Come, Penetrate, Enter, Deep, Hard, Long, Drill etc (words that also apply to sex) ESPECIALLY WHEN THE CONVERSATION OR TOPIC HARDLY CALLS FOR THE USE OF THESE WORDS. OR IF IT DOES, SHE KEEPS REPEATING AND EMPHASIZING THESE WORDS NEEDLESSLY. The girl is sexualizing the conversation. . It's the secret language.

The beauty of this language is that it is 100% safe to use anywhere. The ability of a person to catch the message entirely depends on how dirty his mind is . To a clean minded man the message will never register. no harm done. But to a dirty mind even clean words bring up dirty ideas. Remember those "clean images for the dirty minds" where you look at an innocent picture but because your mind is dirty you see something else entirely? That's exactly what this language is all about. except it's using words.

My earliest encounter with this language was a decade or so back, at Church, of all places! The Pastor said something like "sizingane sasijabula sishaye inyawo" ("as children we would be overjoyed and beat our thighs" ). this is a very innocent phrase in my vernacular that denotes happiness (I'm sure in many African countries people, especially women, slap their thighs during arguments to make a point. Pastor was referring to something along those lines). Now, my mind was ready to let the phrase go but the girls next to me burst into giggles. Naturally I asked if the Pastor had said something funny. One of the girls said "uPastor uthi babeshaya inyawo" ("the Pastor says they used to beat their thighs" ) and I was like "so?" Then she whispered, "that's sex! ". My eyes were opened. Indeed the phrase was also used to mean sex. But my clean mind never went there! And apparently neither did the Pastor's. I asked myself how many times had I missed messages delivered to me this way??

INCEPTION.
All sex begins in the mind. You can nudge a girl's mind towards sex by implanting ideas in her without being dirty, disrespectful or obvious. Take this whole language thing and reverse it to implant thoughts into a girl's mind faster and far easier than Leonardo DiCaprio and his crew in the movie Inception.

One day I was in a supermarket queue and a lady left her queue and joined mine. as she arrived I pointed at the queue she just left and absentmindedly remarked "it's too long? ". She giggled. I asked why she was giggling, she replied "You said it's too long".

We both laughed looking at each other in a funny way. I had just given her a dirty idea. What can be "too long" except a Dick!

Every single day is full of dozens of circumstances begging to be sexualized like this. Learn this language and you'll be amazed how women naturally find sexual connections in innocent conversations.

Secret Language 2: the language of opposites.
Ever talked to a girl and she told you what she wanted in a man and you took her words as a tip, rushing to do those very things, only to hit a brick wall and be rejected by her? What went wrong? -------------> You took her words at face value. Women will never be straightforward with you. Why should they make it easy for you? . But luckily for you women have never been smart and their idea of being cryptic is to say something but mean the opposite. It's a code. It's a language.

If you watch Dr. Phil, Steve Harvey, or any of those Dating & Relationships TV shows DO NOT DO the things the women on these shows tell you to do because YOU WILL FAIL. 100%. Women will never be straightforward with the World. Why should they make it easy for the World to call them whòrés and sluts? It's a man's World. Women have a lot to hide. A lot to lose. The answer that a woman gives on live TV with her family, relatives, neighbors, bosses, friends and pastor watching is not the same answer she gives in private. Players know this. Apparently Nice Guys don't.

What a woman says in public concerning her sexual desires NEVER take it to heart because Women are so used to hiding their desires by denying them that it has become their default response to speak in opposites. It serves as a SHlT TEST: Women speak in opposites to separate the wheat from the chaff. If you take a woman's words at face value you are the Chaff. Men like you are NEEDED. Women don't want every man to be a Player. Players give Dick only. But Women don't live by Dick alone but by the Dollars of guys like you.

And by the same token, whatever women as a group say they hate about men, GO OUT AND DO THAT THING. You can never lose. When Women complain about something it's because they are seeing it in the men they are fvcking which means to be a man that women are fvcking you have to do that thing that women are complaining about because the thing women are complaining about is the thing that attracts them. They are only complaining because they had hoped to CHANGE that behavior in those men but failed. It's not rocket science. Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.

How do you become the Wheat/Dick? By not being so damn literal. women live in a world of opposites. Learn the language of that World:

When you talk to a girl and she tells you she likes ABC in men, go out and do XYZ. oppose her words. You'll see results. And by the same token, when a girl tells you she hates ABC in men, go out and do the same ABC she told you she hates. She will like you for it. Everything is in reverse. It's a code. A language.

when a girl tells you "I'm fine", she's definitely not fine. When she tells you "Go, I will be OK", don't go, she won't be OK. And when she starts a sentence with, "I don't usually do this... ", just know, she has done it a thousand times. Using the same formula by now you know if Dick size matters or not.

READING WOMEN LIKE AN OPEN BOOK.
A woman wants men to think she is complicated and impossible to figure out. That "mystery" is part and parcel of being female. It's a lie that only appears truthful because men evolved to be straightforward communicators (its a man's world they have nothing to fear or hide), while women evolved to speak in opposites (it's a man's world women have everything to fear and hide).

The immortal saying "A Woman's No Is A Yes" originated with men who figured this out.

Women long to be inscrutable and impossible to understand but because they have never been that intelligent, their idea of being "impossible to understand" is to say everything in reverse. Simple. But extremely puzzling to your straightforward mind. Figure this out and women will be simple as toys.

WORDS VS ACTIONS.
Is a woman confusing you because her actions are contradicting her words? Believe her actions. Actions never lie. just MUTE THE AUDIO CHANNEL and work with the video channel:

- A woman will tell you she doesn't cheat and she loves her BF with all her heart MEANWHILE SHE IS TAKING YOUR PHONE NUMBER DOWN. Reverse her words to understand her actions.

- When a woman tells you she's coming to your place but "there will be no sex", SHE JUST TOLD YOU SHE IS COMING FOR SEX. Take that shower and prepare those condoms. you're getting laid.

- When a woman tells you she's leaving in 2 mins MEANWHILE SHE IS TAKING OFF HER JACKET AND SITTING ON YOUR BED. Again, the message is reverse: she's hopping sex will begin in 2 mins.

THE OPPOSITE GREEN LIGHT.
There is a Green Light that many guys miss.
It's hidden. But guys who understand the game of opposites never miss it:

Every guy encounters this girl atleast once in his life. and im guessing you have too. That girl who's sweet to everyone else but sour to you, that girl who's happy in the group until you arrive and she leaves, that girl always the first to mock you or your attire, that girl who always seems to be angry at you for no reason, that girl behaving like an angry Ex except you dont have a history with her or her friends or her sisters, that girl about whom your friends keep asking "dude what ever did you do to that girl?", that girl you always try to avoid because you know she hates your guts but for some strange unexplained reason you keep bumping into her ... what the hell is her problem??
--------> she loves you

Now you know.

# TheRedPill
# MGTOW

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it is so sad how debased this post is. Dear men, if all you want from women is what is between their legs pls feel free to follow his miseducations.
The appeal of a player gets stale quickly especially if as a lady you are smart. These games only work on naive ladies and when the time the player is done, as you mature, you would meet bitter women and come here to rant when they play you. Learn to preserve the innocence and naivety of the ladies so that you can enjoy new products.As a man all I have to say is to just be the best version of you, be masculine, deal with your issues and watch rare diamonds come to you.

Ubunja's game loses its appeal down the line as you get more mature and finally realise what you want out of life

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Hacking The Female Mind. by VectorV25: 12:10pm On Feb 28
wow, dope write..
This can be used via whatsapp chat right?

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Hacking The Female Mind. by jeff1607(m): 12:12pm On Feb 28
All these just for a woman?

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Hacking The Female Mind. by CAPSLOCKED: 12:28pm On Feb 28
ubunja:

Treat a man with respect and honor and he thinks YOU ARE awesome and a great guy. He will like you and make you his friend. He will want to hang out with you because he finds you likeable.

But treat a woman with respect and honor and she thinks SHE IS awesome and a great woman. She figures SHE DESERVES IT. That's why we call women ENTITLED and "princesses" because in everything it's about them. Honour a woman and she feels exalted and because she feels exalted she feels free to deal with you like you're nothing. Treating you like some worthless piece of shît.

That's the female psychology. It's backwards and reverse.

That's the reason why being Nice to a woman gets you nothing but disrespect and insults. Because women have a psychological tendency to mistake Kindness for Weakness and Niceness for Manipulation.


NO ARGUING THIS ONE.

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Hacking The Female Mind. by Agritech(m): 12:36pm On Feb 28
Where do you get the inspiration to write?

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Hacking The Female Mind. by ubunja(m): 12:37pm On Feb 28
CAPSLOCKED:



NO ARGUING THIS ONE.
Agreed. Niceness is a losing game. Unless you're dealing with your mother

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Hacking The Female Mind. by Nobody: 12:39pm On Feb 28
Preach breh!
Preach!!!

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Hacking The Female Mind. by ubunja(m): 12:43pm On Feb 28
funmisticqueen:
it is so sad how debased this post is. Dear men, if all you want from women is what is between their legs pls feel free to follow his miseducations.
The appeal of a player gets stale quickly especially if as a lady you are smart. These games only work on naive ladies and when the time the player is done, as you mature, you would meet bitter women and come here to rant when they play you. Learn to preserve the innocence and naivety of the ladies so that you can enjoy new products.As a man all I have to say is to just be the best version of you, be masculine, deal with your issues and watch rare diamonds come to you.

Ubunja's game loses its appeal down the line as you get more mature and finally realise what you want out of life
this is not even Game. It's an explanation of how women think.
POINT OUT WHERE I GOT IT WRONG AND WE DISCUSS IT






Also thanks for confirming this knowledge brings pussy to guys

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Hacking The Female Mind. by ubunja(m): 12:45pm On Feb 28
kollinzgee:
i can relate to this cos am a player too though am not a pro yet still learning sha loolz.there is this girl on my neck now she is a typical churchgirl met her in school
though she is a final year student pretty and intelligent.
when i met her i collected her number and started chatting her up straight up as we get to know each other better i started flirting subtly with her i first told her all girls are bad but most of them hide it she laughed then i told her i suspected her to be a bad girl even though looks and dress innocently she ask me why i think that way.i went ahead to tell her she has a very nice butt and that i always stare at her butt when she turns her back i also told her i hate pretending everything was just funny to her .

las las the last time we met i hugged her firmly and placed my hand on her butt to my suprise she did nothing even though i was a bit scared at first now we are like sexual friends .although she doesnt talk dirty like me but she never complains about my badboy attitude keep it up ubunja my gee...

drink this up for the good work...

ahhh that was a refreshing drink my G.
Next time throw in a slut together with the drink wink

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Hacking The Female Mind. by chenzen(m): 12:50pm On Feb 28
Ubunja is the devils favourite demon. only if u choose to use ur time wisely perhaps u wouldn't be dwindling in this shambolic dimension of mediocrity.


very soon u ll be 40
pls don't be a fool.

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Hacking The Female Mind. by adeboi1(m): 1:58pm On Feb 28
tanks for this bro
Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Hacking The Female Mind. by UniQue84: 2:06pm On Feb 28
funmisticqueen:
it is so sad how debased this post is. Dear men, if all you want from women is what is between their legs pls feel free to follow his miseducations.
The appeal of a player gets stale quickly especially if as a lady you are smart. These games only work on naive ladies and when the time the player is done, as you mature, you would meet bitter women and come here to rant when they play you. Learn to preserve the innocence and naivety of the ladies so that you can enjoy new products.As a man all I have to say is to just be the best version of you, be masculine, deal with your issues and watch rare diamonds come to you.

Ubunja's game loses its appeal down the line as you get more mature and finally realise what you want out of life
I quite understand that as you get old in life, things change lady, yes true, but what this guy wrote up here is top notch and cool for any guy who is willing to learn, age notwistanding.

But the basics can never be neglected, less you suffer, what he wrote up there are necessary foundational knowledge every guy need to know and practice and as age goes by you modify and update. The truth if you don't know Algebra as topic in mathematics, while at secondary school, even if you are now 80years old you won't still know it if you don't Learn it, age will not automatically qualify you to know it cos you still have to learn it. My point most guys will dispose of this wonderful lecture from this great thinker, and choose to call it rubbish, and even at 45 these ( so called abeg na rubbish ) men will still fall prey to these things even in the hand of an SS 2, babe student using his head ( reason for the popular slogan ,A fool at 40...), they think as they grow in age these things automatically fall on them grin cheesy.. They are the ones who are quick to say all women are wicked, why cos they refused to learn and practice how women are wired and think. cheesy

Guyz out there as a guy ( I won't call myself a player cheesy grin) but I have seen babes i cant count even if given 5mins to name them, even grin cheesy even some so called over rich dudes don't have the liver to approach with all humility it all boils down to learning...these things work , yes they do ..

"As a man all I have to say is to just be the best version of you, be masculine, deal with your issues and watch rare diamonds come to you." ----- fumistiqueen, You can be all that in quote and still fall cheap to emotional blackmail from these ladies cos you neglected the foundation and refuse to learn ,these so called "rare diamonds" will come at you for sure but they will drill you of whatever you are worth.

Nice one op ...guys read and learn as well as practice, ladies ain't got chill anymore, they are smart, cunning and wise but they have a lopehole/weakness which is their emotion, work on it, manipulate it and hit it hard even the most beautiful have no resistance to this and will fall as pack of cards for u grin cheesy

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Hacking The Female Mind. by Goldenventures: 2:27pm On Feb 28
Ubunja definitely knows the game.

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Hacking The Female Mind. by maak400: 2:30pm On Feb 28
I hail you bro cool
Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Hacking The Female Mind. by ubunja(m): 6:14pm On Feb 28
VectorV25:
wow, dope write..

This can be used via whatsapp chat right?
umm.. Yeah. I guess
edit: how about you share the link instead?
Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Hacking The Female Mind. by KiingShay(m): 6:19pm On Feb 28
Very interesting read, a real eye opener

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