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|Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Hacking The Female Mind. by Pelxmiye(m): 8:48pm On Sep 29, 2019|
I need the bang rule too oh..or make ai shout ni... ...Ubunja from 9ja to the world
|Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Hacking The Female Mind. by Pelxmiye(m): 8:57pm On Sep 29, 2019|
Ubunja most guys in relationship have this issue..you gotta address it bro..to stamp it out..it jas boils down to us wanting unnecessary attention from women which makes them seem important in their minds
|Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Hacking The Female Mind. by kinzation(m): 8:58pm On Sep 29, 2019|
Pelxmiye:you sure say you no do anything wrong?
|Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Hacking The Female Mind. by Pelxmiye(m): 9:06pm On Sep 29, 2019|
Baba mi...ai don't know...like ubunja said...women don't even know what they want and eventually start manipulating men...best thing...outplay them at their game...she started this attitude recently...ai do the texting..calling and being a sharp guy..I had to draw back and examine myself..she is a wife material though.. appreciates every little thing ai do for her...but ai think along the line...I became absorb into that quality..she isn't materialistic rara...but somehow ai think ai made her think she is on a pedestal..told her three days to stop her habit that ai can have any geh ai want..dat I wont succumb to her monopolize who calls who texts and the likes..so ai stopped all that and she still didn't change up till yesterday...I already had it in me to break it up today even before ai read ubunja's new post..let her come and get her man if she minds..I'm moving on with my life and reshaping and brushing off the remaining nice guy conscience off...
|Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Hacking The Female Mind. by kinzation(m): 9:09pm On Sep 29, 2019|
Pelxmiye:My guy...this one never reach make you break up with her o..
the thing is you should have called her , sit her down and discuss
so far she loyal to you, guy this one na small issue
trash it out with her please
|Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Hacking The Female Mind. by dairykidd(m): 9:28pm On Sep 29, 2019|
|Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Hacking The Female Mind. by ubunja(f): 1:12pm On Sep 30, 2019|
Pelxmiye:simple be her mirror. Imitate what she does. And focus on someone else.
|Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Hacking The Female Mind. by Pelxmiye(m): 7:09pm On Sep 30, 2019|
|Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Hacking The Female Mind. by Izigha(m): 7:48am On Jan 01|
ubunja:yeah. thats the sad part. increase knowledge.................
|Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Hacking The Female Mind. by tukdi: 7:23am On Jan 13|
I'm satisfied with this miseducation
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|Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Hacking The Female Mind. by Ozavi93: 4:06pm On Jan 23|
I think I love this place
|Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Hacking The Female Mind. by Hardrive(m): 5:02pm On Jan 23|
I recommend The Rational Male1,2 &3 by Rollo Tomassi for anyone that wants the big picture on hacking the female mind.
|Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Hacking The Female Mind. by Geofavor(m): 9:45pm On Jan 23|
Lmfao! Ubunja, why the fvck is the "f" in your moniker?
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|Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Hacking The Female Mind. by TkhGuy(m): 7:22pm On Jul 30|
If I am the one who wrote this script, I will be seeing a lot of clowns coming out of their hiding, hope you planning on settling down with a nice guy some day, knowing fully well damn this shit cracks, that language don't sound like Nigeria are you?
|Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Hacking The Female Mind. by ibkonekt(m): 7:47pm On Jul 30|
ubunja:nice write up...cheers. AWALT
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|Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Hacking The Female Mind. by Rawhumper(m): 1:53pm On Aug 13|
I must confess you have gone far in knowledge of a woman.
I hvae added more from your teachings to my skills which has really enhanced my capabilities with women.
You failed to state that the nice guy thing doesnt really work with our Nigerian girls,cos its a white girl she appreciates and adores a nice guy that really loves and respects her unlike our girls.
I have dated half castes in the past though not full whites but it was with them i saw true love without hypocrisy little wonder when they say its over,it is over.
I consider this my dumb contribution.
Thanks for the write my good friend Greatresearcher
quote author=ubunja post=76204181]Hacking The Female Mind.
What you want from a woman is her body. But between her body and you stands her mind, còckblócking you. To get the body first capture the mind because where the mind goes, the body follows.
HACKING THE FEMALE MIND.
Common Sense tells you that if you're good to a person that person will be good to you. But men and women process goodness differently.
Treat a man with respect and honor and he thinks YOU ARE awesome and a great guy. He will like you and make you his friend. He will want to hang out with you because he finds you likeable.
But treat a woman with respect and honor and she thinks SHE IS awesome and a great woman. She figures SHE DESERVES IT. That's why we call women ENTITLED and "princesses" because in everything it's about them. Honour a woman and she feels exalted and because she feels exalted she feels free to deal with you like you're nothing. Treating you like some worthless piece of shît.
That's the female mindset. It's backwards and reverse.
That's the reason why being Nice to a woman gets you nothing but disrespect and insults. Because women have a psychological tendency to mistake Kindness for Weakness and Niceness for Manipulation. They reason if you have to be Nice then you are powerless to enforce your will ( girl: "Mom! Jason doesn't want to open the door for me" mom: "ASK NICELY and he'll open it for you". So the girl grows into a woman that thinks: Kind=Weak and Nice=Manipulation). But this mindset can be hacked with surprising efficiency:
When you mistreat a man he thinks YOU ARE a worthless piece of shít. And he'll avoid you like the plague. It's to be expected.
BUT!!!! When you mistreat a woman she thinks SHE IS a worthless piece of shît. She figures SHE DESERVES IT. She concludes YOU ARE awesome and a great guy. She will like you, seek you out and befriend you. According to her, you're likeable.
Is she crazy?
Not really. The foundations of her psychology were laid in her childhood. As were the foundations of all our psychology:
Every boy begins as a Bad Boy. No boy is born nice. When you were young Mother-Nature implanted in your mind an instinct that appeared counterproductive: the instinct to be mean to the girl that you like. . Then in the mind of the girl that you liked Mother-Nature implanted a nurturing instinct that pushed her to you: the belief every girl has that her love can change a boy . These instincts are two sides of the same coin. They work hand in hand.
While 80% of boys eventually have the Bad Boy instinct extinguished by Society, virtually all girls find their Bad Boy-seeking instinct amplified by the same Society through fairy tales like the Beauty & the Beast. The result? A female population attracted to Violent Expressions of Love and a male population that thinks women are stupid for it.
HACKING THE FEMALE MIND THROUGH COMMUNICATION.
What if I told you there are secret languages you never heard of that Players and lustful Women use to communicate and hook up right under your nose? What if I told you there are sex languages spoken everyday in public that don't contain a single dirty word that "those in the know" recognize and respond to with the masses none the wiser? And what if I told you these languages can be learned?
Secret Language 1: the language of double meaning words.
Every public language of every country has words with two meanings: one clean one dirty (e.g "Come" ). These words are not necessarily slang. While these words can be used on national radio, on TV, at work and at church it is very well known that when said WITH A CERTAIN LOOK ON YOUR FACE, OR A CERTAIN TONE IN YOUR VOICE, OR WITH A WINK OF THE EYE OR A GIGGLE IN YOUR VOICE you intend to convey the dirty meaning of the word. These words or phrases are called double entendre. You can build a whole language with them. Women and Players communicate secretly by using these ordinary words publicly but hinting they intend for the dirty meanings to be understood.
For example; you can stand in the street and shout "I'm Coming". Most people will not even raise their heads and will assume you're telling someone you're headed their way. But the hòrny he-goats who live on xvideos will look at you and smile. They picked up on the second dirty meaning of the phrase: "I'm ejaculating". They are "in the know".
Especially that phrase "I'm Coming" works wonders: Back in the day I worked as a Librarian and Lab Technician at a boarding school for girls and the H.O.D I reported to was a dumb guy who used to call me to his office to ask me even dumber questions and on the phone I would say "I'm coming". Eventually he told me to stop using that phrase because it was making him feel uncomfortable, coming from me!
Women use such words to try to identify and connect with like-minded men AKA the Players. Watch out for when girls use words like Big, Pound, Slide, Come, Penetrate, Enter, Deep, Hard, Long, Drill etc (words that also apply to sex) ESPECIALLY WHEN THE CONVERSATION OR TOPIC HARDLY CALLS FOR THE USE OF THESE WORDS. OR IF IT DOES, SHE KEEPS REPEATING AND EMPHASIZING THESE WORDS NEEDLESSLY. The girl is sexualizing the conversation. . It's the secret language.
The beauty of this language is that it is 100% safe to use anywhere. The ability of a person to catch the message entirely depends on how dirty his mind is . To a clean minded man the message will never register. no harm done. But to a dirty mind even clean words bring up dirty ideas. Remember those "clean images for the dirty minds" where you look at an innocent picture but because your mind is dirty you see something else entirely? That's exactly what this language is all about. except it's using words.
My earliest encounter with this language was a decade or so back, at Church, of all places! The Pastor said something like "sizingane sasijabula sishaye inyawo" ("as children we would be overjoyed and beat our thighs" ). this is a very innocent phrase in my vernacular that denotes happiness (I'm sure in many African countries people, especially women, slap their thighs during arguments to make a point. Pastor was referring to something along those lines). Now, my mind was ready to let the phrase go but the girls next to me burst into giggles. Naturally I asked if the Pastor had said something funny. One of the girls said "uPastor uthi babeshaya inyawo" ("the Pastor says they used to beat their thighs" ) and I was like "so?" Then she whispered, "that's sex! ". My eyes were opened. Indeed the phrase was also used to mean sex. But my clean mind never went there! And apparently neither did the Pastor's. I asked myself how many times had I missed messages delivered to me this way??
All sex begins in the mind. You can nudge a girl's mind towards sex by implanting ideas in her without being dirty, disrespectful or obvious. Take this whole language thing and reverse it to implant thoughts into a girl's mind faster and far easier than Leonardo DiCaprio and his crew in the movie Inception.
One day I was in a supermarket queue and a lady left her queue and joined mine. as she arrived I pointed at the queue she just left and absentmindedly remarked "it's too long? ". She giggled. I asked why she was giggling, she replied "You said it's too long".
We both laughed looking at each other in a funny way. I had just given her a dirty idea. What can be "too long" except a Dick!
Every single day is full of dozens of circumstances begging to be sexualized like this. Learn this language and you'll be amazed how women naturally find sexual connections in innocent conversations.
Secret Language 2: the language of opposites.
Ever talked to a girl and she told you what she wanted in a man and you took her words as a tip, rushing to do those very things, only to hit a brick wall and be rejected by her? What went wrong? -------------> You took her words at face value. Women will never be straightforward with you. Why should they make it easy for you? . But luckily for you women have never been smart and their idea of being cryptic is to say something but mean the opposite. It's a code. It's a language.
If you watch Dr. Phil, Steve Harvey, or any of those Dating & Relationships TV shows DO NOT DO the things the women on these shows tell you to do because YOU WILL FAIL. 100%. Women will never be straightforward with the World. Why should they make it easy for the World to call them whòrés and sluts? It's a man's World. Women have a lot to hide. A lot to lose. The answer that a woman gives on live TV with her family, relatives, neighbors, bosses, friends and pastor watching is not the same answer she gives in private. Players know this. Apparently Nice Guys don't.
What a woman says in public concerning her sexual desires NEVER take it to heart because Women are so used to hiding their desires by denying them that it has become their default response to speak in opposites. It serves as a SHlT TEST: Women speak in opposites to separate the wheat from the chaff. If you take a woman's words at face value you are the Chaff. Men like you are NEEDED. Women don't want every man to be a Player. Players give Dick only. But Women don't live by Dick alone but by the Dollars of guys like you.
And by the same token, whatever women as a group say they hate about men, GO OUT AND DO THAT THING. You can never lose. When Women complain about something it's because they are seeing it in the men they are fvcking which means to be a man that women are fvcking you have to do that thing that women are complaining about because the thing women are complaining about is the thing that attracts them. They are only complaining because they had hoped to CHANGE that behavior in those men but failed. Women love you to change you. It's not rocket science. Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.
How do you become the Wheat/Dick? By not being so damn literal. women live in a world of opposites. Learn the language of that World:
When you talk to a girl and she tells you she likes ABC in men, go out and do XYZ. oppose her words. You'll see results. And by the same token, when a girl tells you she hates ABC in men, go out and do the same ABC she told you she hates. She will like you for it. Everything is in reverse. It's a code. A language.
when a girl tells you "I'm fine", she's definitely not fine. When she tells you "Go, I will be OK", don't go, she won't be OK. And when she starts a sentence with, "I don't usually do this... ", just know, she has done it a thousand times. Using the same formula by now you know if Dick size matters or not.
READING WOMEN LIKE AN OPEN BOOK.
A woman wants men to think she is complicated and impossible to figure out. That "mystery" is part and parcel of being female. It's a lie that only appears truthful because men evolved to be straightforward communicators (its a man's world they have nothing to fear or hide), while women evolved to speak in opposites (it's a man's world women have everything to fear and hide).
The immortal saying "A Woman's No Is A Yes" originated with men who figured this out.
Women long to be inscrutable and impossible to understand but because they have never been that intelligent, their idea of being "impossible to understand" is to say everything in reverse. Simple. But extremely puzzling to your straightforward mind. Figure this out and women will be simple as toys.
WORDS VS ACTIONS.
Is a woman confusing you because her actions are contradicting her words? Believe her actions. Actions never lie. just MUTE THE AUDIO CHANNEL and work with the video channel:
- A woman will tell you she doesn't cheat and she loves her BF with all her heart MEANWHILE SHE IS TAKING YOUR PHONE NUMBER DOWN. Reverse her words to understand her actions.
- When a woman tells you she's coming to your place but "there will be no sex", SHE JUST TOLD YOU SHE IS COMING FOR SEX. Take that shower and prepare those condoms. you're getting laid.
- When a woman tells you she's leaving in 2 mins MEANWHILE SHE IS TAKING OFF HER JACKET AND SITTING ON YOUR BED. Again, the message is reverse: she's hopping sex will begin in 2 mins.
THE OPPOSITE GREEN LIGHT.
There is a Green Light that many guys miss.
It's hidden. But guys who understand the game of opposites never miss it:
Every guy encounters this girl atleast once in his life. and im guessing you have too. That girl who's sweet to everyone else but sour to you, that girl who's happy in the group until you arrive and she leaves, that girl always the first to mock you or your attire, that girl who always seems to be angry at you for no reason, that girl behaving like an angry Ex except you dont have a history with her or her friends or her sisters, that girl about whom your friends keep asking "dude what ever did you do to that girl?", that girl you always try to avoid because you know she hates your guts but for some strange unexplained reason you keep bumping into her ... what the hell is her problem?? --------> she loves you
Now you know.
|Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Hacking The Female Mind. by Rawhumper(m): 4:08pm On Aug 13|
[but you have to nail her not touching body.
That makes you the real player?
Btw....i love your initial method you used to get her mind into it,u have set yhe nail.All u need do is hit the hammer on it.
quote author=kollinzgee post=76215920]i can relate to this cos am a player too though am not a pro yet still learning sha loolz.there is this girl on my neck now she is a typical churchgirl met her in school
though she is a final year student pretty and intelligent.
when i met her i collected her number and started chatting her up straight up as we get to know each other better i started flirting subtly with her i first told her all girls are bad but most of them hide it she laughed then i told her i suspected her to be a bad girl even though looks and dress innocently she ask me why i think that way.i went ahead to tell her she has a very nice butt and that i always stare at her butt when she turns her back i also told her i hate pretending everything was just funny to her .
las las the last time we met i hugged her firmly and placed my hand on her butt to my suprise she did nothing even though i was a bit scared at first now we are like sexual friends .although she doesnt talk dirty like me but she never complains about my badboy attitude keep it up ubunja my gee...
drink this up for the good work...
|Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Hacking The Female Mind. by Rawhumper(m): 4:44pm On Aug 13|
No matter how wise a bird becomes,even if a bird refuses to perch the hunter also will learn how to shoot the bird in midair.
So you see,there is no "safe" place for the birds
quote author=BronzeMajik post=77195740]we're all learning, since the hunter has learnt to shoot without missing the bird has also learnt to fly without perching.
good morning everyone. [/quote]
|Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Hacking The Female Mind. by Rawhumper(m): 5:06pm On Aug 13|
I love this guy but to be candid,a guy should know when to follow 100% percent and when to mofify depending on the situation and the girl.
All girls are not the same though they reason differently,their aim point is always the same.
Guys you have to use your senses if not you may end up losing everything with insults added.
I met a girl few days,they were two sisters very elegant,i said excuse me the one my mind was looked back and continued,i did it like three times till the taller one stopped,i told her it was the other one i wanted to talk to(both are pretty,my game was to go for the most difficult).
Las las i just used the bad boy game on her,bringing her mind to sex but she said ok but we have to know eaxhother well and she has agreed to have a date after work.
Everything is about using ones brain in applying his teachings.
quote author=ubunja post=82225889]start by always dealing with 2 or 3 girls at the same time. It makes a difference in terms of giving you that "I don't care attitude" cause really you don't care too much about 1 girl.
Then learn to put yourself first in EVERYTHING. your interests need to get priority. Where to go, what to eat, what to do etc it must be what YOU like not her. [/quote]
|Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Hacking The Female Mind. by congi(m): 5:18pm On Aug 13|
ubunja:is Ubunja a man or woman. Something seems to be contradictory
|Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Hacking The Female Mind. by BronzeMajik(f): 11:05am On Aug 30|
Rawhumper:this is hilarious lol
|Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Hacking The Female Mind. by Rawhumper(m): 2:14pm On Aug 30|
Glad it tickled your sense of humour .
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