Damjoy:

Are you for or against any of the proposed theories so far?

Proffessorr:


Nice one Jarus. Thanks.

If you'd asked about the correlation between Tfare and APL, and the answer come get k leg (i.e. not in favour "alertees" like us...
I'm sure you no go wan give us that kind gist in the evening to avoid nightmare

Jiang:
As a part time data entry clerk I assure you it will take less than three days to input our account numbers into the system.




Am not implying anything woh cause every body will be paid tfare wether you like it or not

souljar:
This babe wey don de sip zobo since day break, she fit don sip like 12 bottles

mathology5431:
Sister SObo, wia u dey ooo
your 400 pages don land o

Local man observing with ponmo for mouth

datascience:
Ask him all questions. He registered yesterday 17th July, 2019 to observe you all. Ask him

Bankalert:
At this point, until everyone is paid, the access theory is here to stay... If only the nigga that started it kept his mouth shut or hands put, we would still have some sane humans on the forum...it doesn't matter to me anyways... I am waiting patiently for what's mine

datascience:
Ask him all questions. He registered yesterday 17th July, 2019 to observe you all. Ask him

klassd:


So if I have received it, I should broadcast it here? Use your 6.

Jiang:



Am among those that will get APL God willing

Bankalert:
At this point, until everyone is paid, the access theory is here to stay... If only the nigga that started it kept his mouth shut or hands put, we would still have some sane humans on the forum...it doesn't matter to me anyways... I am waiting patiently for what's mine

datascience:
Ask him all questions. He registered yesterday 17th July, 2019 to observe you all. Ask him

Jarus:
My "sauce" who works in NNPC (but not in HR) believes the recruitment will be concluded latest early next month. When I reminded him/her about approval by FCC, he/she said all that can be fasttracked.

Second info I got: 1000 GT and less than 500 EH will be hired.

So keep your fingers crossed. But pls don't crucify me if it doesn't turn out exactly accurate o. Things can change.

I didn't ask about correlation between TP and APL. God forbid. That kind of question can "fall one's rank". It will make me look like a fool.

Sempumping:
I'm *
You are welcome

Jiang:



Sempumping, what a nice name, STOP FORMING HYPERCORRECTOR


bobowaja ur alert is on its way

Gbriels:
@ chasteguy
@datascience
@local woman and the zobo sipper

Please is this chap daubed bankalert a card carrying member of local men and women association and over sabi association before he is erroneously calling sane people on this wonderful thread insane

@Bankalert....u have till my zobo dip to tender an apology to this house or I shall raise a point of order on your head....
Haha na.....u no the even fear person
I for reason ur matter but let me consult with local woman first

Enireqx20:


U dey find trouble this night?

Oliviajones:



LOL. You're really funny. Even though you and your colleague drilled me during the training session till I was almost embarrassed for myself.

Enireqx20:



U dey find trouble this night?

daima:


No mind jarus.... That man killed my self esteem... Graded me 52% and still told me i was far from "ready" few hours to my interview...... I wont forget that name any time soon

OgidiOlu3:
Mehn, you guys are very very funny. Now, let's think like educated people. Forget about all the theories and think.

We did the interview and yes, it's possible the scores were recorded immediately and uploaded to a database by the "interview secretary". It's possible.

We wrote our account details and location on paper. 9,000 people wrote their account details on paper. So, how would they be sending money to successful/unsuccessful candidates already? If we had typed our account details, maybe it would have been easier to link the APL and TP but we all wrote it in ink.

If you think they paid successful/unsuccessful candidates first, it means they go through the list on their database and start searching manually on the TP list to reimburse candidates. C'mon guys, we all know we didn't write our account numbers in any logical order so they'll probably have to go through tens of papers to find candidates.

It is obvious they are making the payments in batches. It's normal to start developing theories when there's no information but we shouldn't believe those theories without evidence.

Gbriels:
@ chasteguy
@datascience
@local woman and the zobo sipper

Please is this chap daubed bankalert a card carrying member of local men and women association and over sabi association before he is erroneously calling sane people on this wonderful thread insane

@Bankalert....u have till my zobo dip to tender an apology to this house or I shall raise a point of order on your head....
Haha na.....u no the even fear person
I for reason ur matter but let me consult with local woman first

Allamin24:


How much did they pay? We anticipate for the best.

Enrypech:



This boss has been paid. Don't ask me how I knew

My hunch doesn't fail me

Proffessorr:


I got my tfare ystday. 20k. Lagos

olaidefat:

I received 40k for attending the 2011/2012 interview as a GT applicant from Lagos then. With the devaluation of naira and inflation rate; 20k is not like it!

johnchima007:
With what I have been reading here, I’m afraid to spend my tfare allawee. The way those that have not been paid are even sounding one might think those that have been paid were the ones that “forcefully” asked NNPC to pay them. I’m even trying to console myself with “anti-Access theory” just from nowhere one person just posted; “for everyone that has received alert NNPC wishes you well in your future endeavors”.

Me I didn’t even receive up to 20k, I was just paid 16k(though I haven’t spent 1naira out of it because I don’t want the money, I never asked for it. Even if some people protested to be paid their tfare I’m not among them for God sake).

God please don’t let this 16k be my retirement benefit. How can I be retired even before I’m employed? God help your children, provide tfare alert for those that haven’t gotten yet because nobody trekked to the NNPC Towers. We all used one medium of transportation or the other hence everybody deserves to be paid.

I have leaned down between Tuesday night and today. My friends that saw me jubilating when the alert came in on Tuesday I promised to flex them on Friday, how can I flex them with money that I want to return?

Hmmm... Local man iyaf tired.. If you have a friend like me that have received alert please always checkup on them at least 3times a day, it’s very important.

If the Access theory is true, make dem send me my remaining 4K oo. Lemme count my money again..