I do hope your information is credible.

Clifwoods:
Hi everyone, expect APL from 6 to 14 August. NNPC will send success mail and SMS. Unsuccessful candidates will not be contacted.

Some of these theories are fun but let's be smart about this guys. They are only going to take a few people from the crowd and I'm really scared that some people are seeing this NNPC job as thier last hope. Please don't.
Whatever happens, happens. So let's go easy on our expectations so as to avoid serious heart break when Apl drops.

That being said Access bank is recruiting ( ironic that they have a theory here) So those interested may apply.

I wish you all the best guys.

https://access-diamond-bank-plc-2.workable.com/jobs/1078845/candidates/new

Some jokes are quite expensive, some may even affect the innocent name you mentioned.

Osamabinla:



Edited. Please delete the quoted message.

I meant no harm. Apologies please

The kind weirdos wey enter dis thread today no be child's play.
Things are no longer at ease.

Dear Lagos people, was there a break out in Yaba Left today?

Please what about 5th?

c12112:
So they are processing payment for 11th July.

stevie55:
The kind weirdos wey enter dis thread today no be child's play.
Things are no longer at ease.

Dear Lagos people, was there a break out in Yaba Left today?

You sef notice abi
Ah just dey reason say na only me notice the new wave!

c12112:
So they are processing payment for 11th July.

Thank God. Boyz don already spend the money down. Hope it is not less than 20k sha

The matter just taya me. We need a sanity test result from every newbie here.

mathology5431:

You sef notice abi
Ah just dey reason say na only me notice the new wave!

Fremanb4:
weirdo

Please initial message wasn't intended 2 bring trouble for anyone here nor give anyone high BP. Please unquote me immediately and edit as I have deleted mine.

Greatken007:
Some jokes are quite expensive, some may even affect the innocent name you mentioned.

Your observations n comments are well noted.

However the innocent you mentioned is very safe.

Thank you

donifez:
This thread is my stress reliever zone. The theories, the rush, the comedians etc. I am also the chairman of Ghost readers and an unapologetic non-alertee of 8th July.

On the last day ( APL distribution) only true believers shall be raptured into the Towers. The goal is to be optimistic and believe things turn out good for you.

I hereby speak to the flood gates of more theories to open.

Signed

Chairman
Ghost Readers Association Of Nairaland
(GRAON) .

First time I'm seeing a fellow 8th July.
We'll meet in the towers if your faith is carried like mine.

CCM Local Men NNPC Towers

hopeall:


Local woman has done the needful already. I don't like what I hate!

I believe you local woman...we go drink dat sobo tire for towers

Sleyanya1:

First time I'm seeing a fellow 8th July. We'll meet in the towers if your faith is carried like mine.
CCM Local Men NNPC Towers

We will meet there and clink our glasses with a huge gulp of success.

To Whom It May Concern.
....the reason I called @beam out was because that was so sensitive, posting a fake email's screenshot is too much IMO, I don't think that compares to any theory, everyone here follow any theory wey suit dem...the so called hypothesis/theory are mere guess with no "source" attached to it, so far nobody has come out to affirm that his/her sources endorsed the theory... however if anyone takes those words serious, such folks should have their head checked. it's obvious that the theory is just fun, and nothing more, cos we never attached any source or mail, or screenshot to it. so its harmless... you should believe whatever you want. but going as far as spreading fake or Photoshop screenshot isn't cool, which @larride nullified. it is stupidity to say cos e no favor both parties, it did favor me cos I never get alert, but I won't be part of folks spreading fake news. My life doesnt depend on this job. i wont dispute the fact that i want it, who doesnt like good things...if i get am cool...if not i will move on with my life.

so before you use take your fingers type rubbish, think twice.
good night.

ps: nobody should quote me with insults, I go swear for you ni ASAP , I no get chill. if you no like my post abeg ignore or slide. Ogun oni pawa o

But whey the excessive traffic today? I am still thinking why....

Beeam:
It's not mine fam

A friend just received this.

He received Tfare

This I can confirm looks like an edited work. Sorry to say

Goodnight here fellas.... I have had enough for the day. @beam wait for me o... I dey carry cane come meet you for your dream.

You all are making this look as if your life depends on it.

Geez take a break....

Baba leave that talk, such opportunity don't come cheap, if u no where some of us r coming from and d responsibilities on our head u wouldn't make such statement.

But Baba if e no work life continues we no go die but I just have this strong feeling that am gonna get the much awaited APL.

Benue Guy

You all are making this look as if your life depends on it.

Geez take a break....

Baba leave that talk, such opportunity don't come cheap, if u no where some of us r coming from and d responsibilities on our head u wouldn't make such statement.

But Baba if e no work life continues we no go die but I just have this strong feeling that am gonna get the much awaited APL.

Benue Guy

From the trend so far on this thread, and from all I've read here that has to do with TP reimbursements and all other postulated theories, i think i can boldly say I have a working theory of mine.

My theory, y'all are just plain stupid.

Anyone can make a counter claim.

What! This is too much!

bobowaja:
But whey the excessive traffic today? I am still thinking why....

Apprehension. Anxiety. The end is near. �

How do i get a callers ID from the phone number please.

Somebody just called me

Na wa oh. Have been following this thread since after the interview but have not been able to comment. This thread is not for the feeble minded. All this theories and counter theories to suit ones situation. Me na APL I dey wait for oh, 2nd July non-alertee. Local men and women association I hail oh. Last last this thread go reach 1000 pages

jayhukkal:
Na wa oh. Have been following this thread since after the interview but have not been able to comment. This thread is not for the feeble minded. All this theories and counter theories to suit ones situation. Me na APL I dey wait for oh, 2nd July non-alertee. Local men and women association I hail oh. Last last this thread go reach 1000 pages

Loool...check out dpr thread of some yrs ago...it is close to 1000...ppl..are still commenting till date..

Enrypech:
How do i get a callers ID from the phone number please.

Somebody just called me from Allied P & P

do you mean true caller? just downloaded the true caller app on Google Play Store and search for the number... you would know if it is a scam call

@Jarus

Good evening Sir,

I Just got a strange call from an unknown number this night and he asked if I submitted my CV to a particular company and I said yes and he asked where I was based and I told him. He thanked me and ended the call

I got to know he is a staff of the company from LinkedIn after tracing his ID with the number

Now, one mind is telling me to connect with him, another is don't, another mind is saying call him back and another is saying don't

I will delight to have you advise me on what to now

Thank you Sir

Abdulaaleem:


do you mean true caller? just downloaded the true caller app on Google Play Store and search for the number... you would know if it is a scam call

Just did and discovered he is a staff

what do you think?

Ermm.. no year. July 24, 2001?

Beeam:
It's not mine fam

A friend just received this.

He received Tfare

weirdly or coincidentally,i got 3 missed calls from this number +25797770936 today..i couldn't call it back.only to use a colleague's phone with True caller app installed and the name that pops out is SCAMMER.
so annoying

Enrypech:
How do i get a callers ID from the phone number please.

Somebody just called me from Allied P & P

Jarus:
afhvnm

Hello sir
Do we need to decipher this message?�

uzoexcel:
weirdly or coincidentally,i got 3 missed calls from this number +25797770936 today..i couldn't call it back.only to use a colleague's phone with True caller app installed and the name that pops out is SCAMMER.
so annoying

Wow, I actually checked and saw a real name, then traces on LinkedIn to find out he is a staff