Okay ooo! So you think in your mind

vicelreturns:


Dat brother na fake

joobseekar:


She mostly "insults" people on Nairaland with Yoruba words like "Ode" "Mumu", though Igbos that have lived with Yoruba for long can easily use it as well

CID report lol

Jarus:
Only one of my sources came back with response today. Response: "It' not true". I had asked him about the cancellation rumour.

Those of you peddling fake cancellation rumors, how market? Shey container never fall inside pacific ocean laidis?

jaiye4love:
Which means that its likely that there is already a grouping among applicants and this is to say those that collected compensation are one category and the other group without compensation are second category. If they start sharing APL, I'm sure one group has the APL,Moreover the APL sharing is taking place in another recruitment stage and can't be combined with compensation activities which is part of the interview stage. I'm afraid those without compensation has the APLs to themselves

The table you shaking eh lemme come n be going

Good news everywhere.... When I mentioned some months back that they will recruit more technical GTs, some people here attacked me, without even understanding what I meant. Gracias

GeniusOla:


Those of you peddling fake cancellation rumors, how market? Shey container never fall inside pacific ocean laidis?

cwazy folks

Sotrue:
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Abeg no vex Uncle, forgive and forget!

Abeg no vex oo, but I guess your uncle is in your village.





I don't know why people take pleasure in using a seemingly reverent term to patronize someone.

fumfum23:
I posted this earlier. I had to edit because I realised I wasn't fully anon on my profile and I'm trying to protect my privacy. I hope my profile photo has deleted o. LMAO.

Here's what I wrote earlier.

"Alright. Lemme talk my own.

Nothing significant that has not been heard already.

I spoke to someone (one of my rich toasters huhu) who USED TO work with NNPC he rose through the ranks before leaving for a private oil company.

Same information. He said he spoke to someone who WORKS IN THE GMDs office (high up) about me (I went for the interview) the guy said its ABOVE HIM. I only called him to confirm if my name was on the list but he said he can't see anything it's very confidential. He said I should pray because my state is competitive. Imagine someone working in the GMDs office saying its above him.

Other things he said:
- It's apparently 80% merit 20% politics.
- He spoke to the guy after the Salah break and he told him to expect the letter end of this month.
- They're taking people more from "technical" roles. I'm not sure what that really means. I studied Social Science so I'm not among.
- I didn't ask about TF and APL because he won't know and I'll just look stupid asking about una nairaland theories.

It's nothing I haven't heard here a thousand times. Please don't ask for my state o. Ya girl is trying to stay anon.

Disclaimer: THIS PERSON IS NOT CURRENTLY WORKING WITH NNPC. He's an old head relying on others for information to".

Your friend's response aligns with what we have always told people here but some choose to believe some theories.

By the way, technical roles are engineering, Geology and related fields.

Those of us non-technical are the support functions (Finance, HR, IT etc). Nothing new actually, oil industry is a technical industry (not a service industry like banks), they will always need more technical guys.

jaiye4love:
Which means that its likely that there is already a grouping among applicants and this is to say those that collected compensation are one category and the other group without compensation are second category. If they start sharing APL, I'm sure one group has the APL,Moreover the APL sharing is taking place in another recruitment stage and can't be combined with compensation activities which is part of the interview stage. I'm afraid those without compensation has the APLs to themselves

Have you been paid?

Just wantu check something

Jarus:


Your friend's response aligns with what we have always told people here but some choose to believe some theories.

By the way, technical roles are engineering, Geology and related fields.

Those of us non-technical are the support functions (Finance, HR, IT etc). Nothing new actually, oil industry is a technical industry (not a service industry like banks), they will always need more technical guys.

Where does Industrial Chemistry fall, texhnical too?

larride:


Maturity is not a substitute for common sense.

Man was joking, it was even obvious the way he was talking and the next thing Mr Maturity has to do is tell him to stop?

Apart from info which some drop here (which we don’t even know whether it’s genuine or not), this thread also serve as an avenue for some to cool off. If you can’t take a joke, scroll off. No one made anyone class prefect.

That's why we have other sections, like even comedy or Romance or sex sections. You can have fun, cool off or even dance to the song from Naira Marley. But in here, Stay on course. Making unnecessary jokes over a recruitment some people come here to get information is not what I would term common sense. Even common sense is maturity.

Nobody is trying to be perfect, just learn.

Enrypech:


Where does Industrial Chemistry fall, texhnical too?

lol
Am looking for that scapegoat that will ask "where does quantity and surveyor falls, technical too?

martinsfm:
thanks for the info.. other words..we should wait . This merit ish is still funny, theres really no way to measure if truly the percentage would be this high. Techincal roles meaning courses like engineering

Bros hafa na? Even when it is supposed to be 100% merit based? 80% is too high? Dis kwantry is a quarapt kwantry, but things will get better with time (if we act.)
Someone once said, nigeria wont be good until when the son of nobody and the son of somebody can compete for the same job without the need for connection.

Enrypech:


Where does Industrial Chemistry fall, texhnical too?

Chemical Engineering is technical but chemistry is not. It is more or less strictly analytical (for lack of a more holistic term)

mathology5431:

lol
Am looking for that scapegoat that will ask "where does quantity and surveyor falls, technical too?

Okayyy, na so I take turn scapegoat this night?

Have they paid anyone from Ibadan CBT center? Just want to know If my TP has not disappeared into thin air.

larride:


You don’t owe anyone any apology.

It was clear enough you were joking, anyone that want to take offense at that should knock his/her head on the wall.

This place is not NNPC official handle, let them go to Twitter or NNPC website or better still go to NNPC towers in Abuja to get information.

Nonsense.

Lol... Gbayi bi Germany

Dbowline:



That's why we have other sections, like even comedy or Romance or sex sections. You can have fun, cool off or even dance to the song from Naira Marley. But in here, Stay on course. Making unnecessary jokes over a recruitment some people come here to get information is not what I would term common sense. Even common sense is maturity.

Nobody is trying to be perfect, just learn.

You do not set the rules of engagement on this thread.

This place is not NNPC official handle or website. Everything being shared here is third party information which is open to a lot of distortion.

Lastly, common sense should tell you this is not your church WhatsApp group or your work place WhatsApp group where everyone fake “maturity”. Silence doesn’t equate maturity neither do cracking jokes makes you less matured.

If you don’t like what a Nairalander post, the best thing to do is ignore n move on.That’s what matured people do, they don’t start whining like a lady on her period.

Eggovic:

Lol
Between imo and anambra which is most competitive

Imo

larride:


You do not set the rules of engagement on this thread.

This place is not NNPC official handle or website. Everything being shared here is third party information which is open to a lot of distortion.

Lastly, common sense should tell you this is not your church WhatsApp group or your work place WhatsApp group where everyone fake “maturity”. Silence doesn’t equate maturity neither do cracking jokes makes you less matured.

If you don’t like what a Nairalander post, the best thing to do is ignore n move on.That’s what matured people do, they don’t start whining like a lady on her period.

oga @larride u get time ooo.....just free am

chidiebereuzoma:

What about ICT?
Please I'm only asking a genuine question.

Seni-technical

Enrypech:




Okayyy, na so I take turn scapegoat this night?

I did nur say anything oooo

joobseekar:


She mostly "insults" people on Nairaland with Yoruba words like "Ode" "Mumu", though Igbos that have lived with Yoruba for long can easily use it as well

She is Yoruba, likely from Ogun state. I know her name too, but let me leave that.

ChasteGhuy:


Seni-technical

Art/humanities self na Semi-Techinical........dey don carry Technical Theory enter wetin man no go see, in pursuit of dream job!

BenFlash:


Chemical Engineering is technical but chemistry is not. It is more or less strictly analytical (for lack of a more holistic term)

Is this your answer absolute or merely what you think?

What's your course of study?

Dbowline:



That's why we have other sections, like even comedy or Romance or sex sections. You can have fun, cool off or even dance to the song from Naira Marley. But in here, Stay on course. Making unnecessary jokes over a recruitment some people come here to get information is not what I would term common sense. Even common sense is maturity.

Nobody is trying to be perfect, just learn.

If you ask me, the O.P was harmless. What about those who with all seriousness peddled fake gist? Hahahaha this thread na see finish aswear local man has lost all ability to can #lol. So long its moderate,i think its cool. My opinion.

Enrypech:


Is this your answer absolute or merely what you think?

What's your course of study?

Lol, see interrogation oo. Sorry, I tried to help. Lemme keep my mouth shut.

larride:


You do not set the rules of engagement on this thread.

This place is not NNPC official handle or website. Everything being shared here is third party information which is open to a lot of distortion.

Lastly, common sense should tell you this is not your church WhatsApp group or your work place WhatsApp group where everyone fake “maturity”. Silence doesn’t equate maturity neither do cracking jokes makes you less matured.

If you don’t like what a Nairalander post, the best thing to do is ignore n move on.That’s what matured people do, they don’t start whining like a lady on her period.

Eweleeee!!! This K. O


Brother where is your chill na?
In short. Local man is not doing again

BenFlash:


Lol, see interrogation oo. Sorry, I tried to help. Lemme keep my mouth shut.

Should I tell him the truth?

BenFlash:


Lol, see interrogation oo. Sorry, I tried to help. Lemme keep my mouth shut.

Ignore the second question, please answer the first

mathology5431:

Should I tell him the truth?

Tell

Enrypech:


Ignore the second question, please answer the first

It is what I know