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Man Faked Being Deaf And Dumb For 62 Years To Avoid Listening To His Wife by Psoul(m): 9:06am On Mar 20, 2019
A man from Waterbury in Connecticut faces divorce after his wife found out that he was not actually deaf and had been faking it for more than 62 years to avoid having to listen to her.

According to the divorce papers, 84-year old Barry Dawson never spoke a single word in front of his 80-year old wife Dorothy during the decades they lived together.

Ms. Dawson learned the sign language to be able to communicate with her husband but says he was still not really communicative.

“It took me two years to learn to communicate with my hands. As soon as I got good at it, he began having problems with his sight. Now that I think of it, he probably faked that too!”

The couple still raised six children and has thirteen grandchildren, all of whom were also convinced that Mr. Dawson was deaf.

“When he was at home, that jerk always faked being deaf. It wasn’t until I saw a Youtube video of him singing during a karaoke night in a bar while he was supposed to be at a meeting for a charity, that I understood everything.”

Mr. Dawson’s lawyer, Robert Sanchez, claims the elderly man’s stratagem was not meant to offend or cheat his spouse, and that it may, in fact, explain why their marriage worked for 62 years.

“My client is pretty quiet and not very talkative, but his wife is annoyingly chatty. If he hadn’t faked being deaf, they would have divorced 60 years ago. In a way, he did it for her and for his family.”

Both parties should appear in court for the first time tomorrow, as Dorothy Dawson is demanding financial compensation for her “emotional stress and burden”, as well as half of their belongings and alimony.

Re: Man Faked Being Deaf And Dumb For 62 Years To Avoid Listening To His Wife by Shelumiel: 9:08am On Mar 20, 2019
I love this guy grin

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Re: Man Faked Being Deaf And Dumb For 62 Years To Avoid Listening To His Wife by Nobody: 9:14am On Mar 20, 2019
Wow!! , If dis is tru...The woman needs to understand the man made a huge sacrifice for their marriage.

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Re: Man Faked Being Deaf And Dumb For 62 Years To Avoid Listening To His Wife by Nobody: 9:14am On Mar 20, 2019
Hehehe smart nigga cheesy
Re: Man Faked Being Deaf And Dumb For 62 Years To Avoid Listening To His Wife by neonly: 9:21am On Mar 20, 2019
U don't mean it

Re: Man Faked Being Deaf And Dumb For 62 Years To Avoid Listening To His Wife by Jcole1985(m): 10:16am On Mar 20, 2019
This can only happen in the land where men don't control their women so they blab any how.
Re: Man Faked Being Deaf And Dumb For 62 Years To Avoid Listening To His Wife by Talk2Bella(f): 6:13pm On Mar 20, 2019
This is one of the craziest shii I have read cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Man Faked Being Deaf And Dumb For 62 Years To Avoid Listening To His Wife by luvyaself95(m): 7:56pm On Mar 20, 2019
I refuse to believe this does it truly happened shocked

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