chamotex:

So any player that shines or succeeds at a youth tournament should now be compared to Messi?

HNIC:

Why not?
At least,Stanley Okoro is known as the 'Nigerian Messi'

dayokanu:

Even chic2pimp can be world heavyweight champion.

Carlos Vela can become Messi

Jack Wilshere Can become Menses

Shanko rashidi can win Grammy

Dejo Tumfulu can win Oscar

And Obasanjo can win Mr Universe

And Onyuike Okereke can win Miss Universe

Ibime:

Both he who compared Vela's performance at youth level to Messi and he who claimed Vela has Messi potential are nitwits. It would be a compliment to compare such nincompoops to chimpanzees cos even chimpanzees have the ability to learn.

slimshay:

Actually ibime, you are right. Messi had been playing with his father's balls since he was a spermatozoa. He didn't need to learn s#!t.
Seriously I coulda sworn there was a Barcaloanus thread somwhere on nairaland for all you grown men willing for the young man's willy. Yeah that's right, run along now.

Ibime:

Vela has potential to be Hernan Crespo maybe, or he is/could be like Guiseppe Rossi at Villareal. He can never be Messi.

slimshay:

Actually ibime, you are right. [b]Messi had been playing with his father's balls since he was a spermatozoa. He didn't need to learn s#!t.[/b]Seriously I coulda sworn there was a Barcaloanus thread somwhere on nairaland for all you grown men willing for the young man's willy. Yeah that's right, run along now.

Ibime:

It is of no consequence to us if Gaynners continue to wallow in collective self delusion and spurn all wise counsel. Adeballz and Duduface will still be here to argue same points after another failed season.
DK, abeg where is Saurons infamous chart of a typical Arsenal season? Abeg post am for dem.

ritchboy:

hehehe, what did i miss?

Ibime,
name as many players as you can you think have the potential to be as good as Messi OR COME CLOSE.

others are also welcome to participate

ritchboy:

hehehe, what did i miss?

dayokanu:

Carlos vela, Jack Wilshere, Gilles Sunu, Mike Randalls, Nordvelt, Lansbury, Almunia, Fabregas, Henry, WenGAY, SolCampbell, Wankott, Usmanov, Aliko Dangote, Owusu Abeyie, Arturo Lupoli, Diaby, Djourou, Karbasiyoon even Emirate stadium all have the potential to be Messi

Ibime:

Vela has potential to be Hernan Crespo maybe, or he is/could be like Guiseppe Rossi at Villareal. He can never be Messi.

An irredeemable buffoon of questionable gene pool suggested that Velas performance of U-17 World Cup was akin to Messis performances at the start of his career. Such irredentists would be embarassed to learn that Ronaldinho already hailed Messi as the best player at Barca even before he had made his debut. The day Messi made his debut, the likes of Ronaldinho and Xavi stood in awe applauding a delectable piece of skill executed by Messi. Messi was never potential. He was instantly the best player in his team the minute he made his debut, a feat seen in other greats such as Pele, Ronaldo and Maradona.

Both he who compared Vela's performance at youth level to Messi and he who claimed Vela has Messi potential are nitwits. It would be a compliment to compare such nincompoops to chimpanzees cos even chimpanzees have the ability to learn.

debosky:

All that high- falutin nonsense you posted, you still cannot change the reality that:

Messi won the golden boot at FIFA youth championship in 2005

Vela won the golden boot at FIFA U-17 championship in 2005

dayokanu:

Arsenal's Season Foreseen

* After yet another trophyless season, Arsene Wenger tells Arsenal fans that he has spotted the problems in the side and will regulate them in the transfer market.

* One month after making these comments, and with no one still signed, the apologists begin by claiming that 'Arsene needs to wait for the World Cup to finish' before signing anyone.

* Apologists then come to the realisation that the 15 year olds Wenger intends on signing aren't at the World Cup, since Burundi, Burkina Faso and Zamunda aren't taking part.

* Chamakh comes in on a free. He adds firepower to 'new signings' Eduardo, RVP and Vela (all back from injury of course).

* The World Cup finishes and still no sign of a top defender, top midfielder or top striker. Wenger apologists then claim that Arsene is 'waiting for Godot'.

* With 2 weeks to go until the start of the season, and still no sign of further additions, Wenger picks up a turd from Hampstead heath and puts it in the squad.

* One day after watching the turd in training, Wenger insists that 'he cannot find anything better than what he currently has'.

* Arsene's cult agree. Some random 'diehard' claims that anyone criticising Wenger's decision to sign the turd should 'go and support Chelski or Citeh'. If Wenger has seen the turd in training then he Knows best.

* The season begins. Arsenal destroy Ebbsfleet 15-1 on the opening day, with the turd even getting in on the act.(Substitute with Braga)

* Cue riotous celebrations. 'Arsene Knows' and 'the turd has proved his critics wrong'.

* Turd is given a massive contract extension and bumper pay rise the following day.

* With one week to go until transfer window close, Wenger with the 60 million profit from the Fabregas sale has Still found no one. Arsenal are top of the league by alphabetical order mind, so why would he need anyone else?

ritchboy:

Wait a minute, did i just hear someone say Ozil? I laugh in php

dayokanu:

Sani Emmanual, Adiyiah, Odartey lamptey

dayokanu:

Who mentioned Ozil here? can we see the quote? When we say GAYYners are delusional, Do you need any more evidence. When you begin to hear voices then there should be a justified cause for concern

Definition of DELUSION
1: the act of deluding : the state of being deluded
2a : something that is falsely or delusively believed or propagated

Soon you would claim you heard someone mention Papiluwe and Zebrudaya

debosky:

Like Tuface sang

If nobody talk about you, then you are nobody whether na true dem talk or na lie.

Don't expect the haters to leave any time soon.

dayokanu:

Carlos vela, Jack Wilshere, Gilles Sunu, Mike Randalls, Nordvelt, Lansbury, Almunia, Fabregas, Henry, WenGAY, SolCampbell, Wankott, Usmanov, Aliko Dangote, Owusu Abeyie, Arturo Lupoli, Diaby, Djourou, Karbasiyoon even Emirate stadium all have the potential to be Messi

Ibime:

These are not skills you learn such as stepovers etc exhibited by the likes of Ronaldo. If you don't have this quick feet touch by age 16, you will never have it. I can speak with authority on this issue, having mastered this touch myself.