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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:42pm On Apr 11, 2019 |
Riddle me this? George Bush has a short one, Arnold Schwarzenegger has a long one and spouses often use the same thing. What am I? |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 11:41pm On Apr 11, 2019 |
BankyGee: surname 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by oscallins(m): 6:02am On Apr 12, 2019 |
hahahahahaha. u made my day, pls keep it coming |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 12:26pm On Apr 12, 2019 |
oscallins:Sight you bro, stop ghost reading |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 12:37pm On Apr 12, 2019 |
Answer to Riddle - Surname Winner of yesterday's riddle: pu7pl3! *Claps, cheers* 7 Likes |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 2:51pm On Apr 12, 2019 |
Lawyers will always complicate simple matters.... Who is a lawyer? A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000 word document and calls it a brief. A professor stepped into a law class and threw an orange to one of his students and said "Give it as a gift to one of your friends now" The boy said to one of his friends; "Tee, I give this orange to you as a gift" The professor gave him a stern look and said "Give it to him like a lawyer!!" Immediately, the boy straightened up, cleared his throat and began:- I, Olusegun Akanni Babatunde, adult, male of 16, Osolake street, Ebute-Metta, Lagos, hereby with all intent and purposes, willfully give unto you, Mr Aremu Okikiola, of Abiodun street, Abule-Egba, Lagos this citrus with its skin, seeds, segments, juice and supple innings that you may exercise actual and proprietry rights thereon to hold unto same as a gift, a bequest, an endowment, validly so transferred, given out, bequeathed, alienated, assigned, that you may eat, lick, devour, suck, make juice out of, munch 28 Likes 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 3:01pm On Apr 12, 2019 |
or grant, give out, devolve, alienate in your rightful capacity as the owner either in actual, virtual or constructive capacity of an agent or attorney as may be chosen by you, that the said citrus may be treated in the afforementionedways or other ways not so listed but not as a weapon to be thrown at persons or animals with malicious intent to hurt, inflict pain or serve as an incendiary action of any kind, but that the said citrus may be destroyed in such exercise of legal and equitable ownership as may be fit by the beneficiary of this bequest" Just to give an orange to someone - Some people will be writing TV because they can't spell ordinary telefusion - Ladies, if you want to know how a man will handle your breasts, just look at the way he drinks sachet water - Sorry for the late update, exam tinz on point TO BE CONTINUED 17 Likes 1 Share
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:48pm On Apr 12, 2019 |
RIDDLE ME THIS? 1 Like
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:16pm On Apr 12, 2019 |
Nayo08:Where u dey hide guy? |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:57pm On Apr 12, 2019 |
BankyGee: Either he was dreaming or the plane wasnt in the air yet 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 9:13pm On Apr 12, 2019 |
BankyGee:I wasn't well enough bro 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:36am On Apr 13, 2019 |
Nayo08:No problem... Hope you're well now? |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:00am On Apr 13, 2019 |
- All this Nigerian soldiers seff Commander: Are you here to die!!! Soldier: No sir! I came yester-die!! - I'm tired of all this Nigerian Phone repairers seff, I gave someone phone to repair and he gave me the panel without screen in return, I'm still looking for where "POST" option is in my mind - I've noticed that Yoruba people argue on the phone, Igbo people lie on the phone while Hausa people just dial wrong numbers! - Very soon, when you call your friend, MTN will say: "The person you're calling has been owing us N5000 since last month and doesn't want to pay, please when he picks up, help us beg him to pay - The preachers of Jehovah Witness told Akpos that after the flood, there were 8 people left on Earth and asked him: JW: So how many people were left sir? Akpos: 9 JW: How? Let's count. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8! So how many people were left? Akpos: 9! Pesin wey snap the pishure nko? Where una put am? - I can't find POST option, help me click it on your phone.... TO BE CONTINUED 11 Likes
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:24am On Apr 13, 2019 |
Answer to Riddle - The plane was on the ground Winner of yesterday's riddle: pu7pl3! *Claps, cheers* 1 Like |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:29am On Apr 13, 2019 |
BankyGee: 3 Likes
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 11:24am On Apr 13, 2019 |
[quote author=pu7pl3 post=77501849][/quote]
Badt guy |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 11:35am On Apr 13, 2019 |
BankyGee: Ive won 3 times in a row...shey ur followers no wan gimme competition? 1 Like |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 1:44pm On Apr 13, 2019 |
pu7pl3:Walahi, I no know for them o... Ghost readers everywhere... |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 5:39pm On Apr 13, 2019 |
BankyGee: I still balance sha...if ure consistent ur following will grow for sure 2 Likes |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:23pm On Apr 13, 2019 |
RIDDLE ME THIS?
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 7:47pm On Apr 13, 2019 |
BankyGee: His car door 2 Likes |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 11:56pm On Apr 13, 2019 |
BankyGee:yeah thanks |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 11:59pm On Apr 13, 2019 |
pu7pl3:I am back fully watch out |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 4:29pm On Apr 14, 2019 |
Nayo08:ooh im soo scared |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 6:14pm On Apr 14, 2019 |
BankyGee: The car door to the driver's side. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 9:29pm On Apr 14, 2019 |
pu7pl3:you better be |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 6:27am On Apr 15, 2019 |
Nayo08: Lol...ok |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 6:50pm On Apr 19, 2019 |
Guys, I'm back... My friend hid my phone for one week . Well, I've seen it. Answer to Riddle - His car door Winners of last week's riddle pu7pl3! Ayanfe29! *Cheers, claps* 3 Likes |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 6:59pm On Apr 19, 2019 |
RIDDLE ME THIS?
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:07pm On Apr 19, 2019 |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 7:32pm On Apr 19, 2019 |
BankyGee:seriously so your friend deprived me of good jokes for 5 days Help me deliver him a slap welcome back bro |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 7:39pm On Apr 19, 2019 |
BankyGee:hmm I am not sure but that should be advice 1 Like |
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