BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS
I am a three-letter word, I am known all over the world. Take away two letters from me, I'd still remain the same.
What am I?

pee

or pee

McRhelax:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GOoEq_eId8

wait, what the Bleep is this. Una go just dey make people waste data. Rubbish

1. Church is the best place to go after a
breakup You’ll be in the crowd crying
and everybody’s thinking You’re in the spirit
.
2. Dear money, please come and seduce
me! If I refuse to understand, rape me
mercilessly
.
3. Nobody keeps in touch with yhu like a
girl you promise to send money she
can even appear in your dreams.
.
4. The way some ladies use to eat corn
in public ehn
You will think the corn is the one
responsible for all the problems and
misfortunes of their life
.
5. Rain wash my mouth tire today after
school lesson….dah one no pain me like a
slay queen I saw running as if she owe
person money
.
6. Akpors: My dad fell in the well
Bae: Oh my God! Is he alright?
Akpors: He must be, cos he stopped calling
for help since yesterday
.
7. I hate it when going to put offering in
church and one fat girl keeps dancing
forwards and backwards like MTN Network
Mtcheww
.
8. Fat girls are shy to hang their pants
outside
Why?
Because they know it looks like a parachute
.
9. Nigerians and their funny prayer points
…..which one is **O lord, use me till I
become useless **
If I talk now, they will start saying I hate
Yoruba people
.
10. The only reason why I don’t feel like
getting married now is that everyone will
now know that I’ve started having SEX
including my MOM and its making me to
feel Shy
.
11. People are just so wicked sha, imagine
selling fake rat poison in this economic
recession
Don’t be a victim, taste it before buying it….
The original one is salty
.
12. If you’re happy with one girlfriend,
imagine having 10? Happiness weee just
kill you die
.
13. Do you realize dah when you’re madly in
love, even insults sounds like birthday
wishes?
.
14. You will be praying for your sugar
daddy to remember you, his wife will be
praying for him to forget yhu
You people are just confusing the innocent
man’s soul
TO BE CONTINUED

nice one bro


In Jaz's voice UPDATE

Answers to Riddle
- Tea
- Pee

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Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
walterterri555!
*Claps, cheers*

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

the letter M

M

Letter "Eermu" na

il leave this one since 3 people have answered before me

pu7pl3:
il leave this one since 3 people have answered before me

Answer to Riddle
- Letter 'M'

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Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
Nayo08
walterterri555
Iamkuttie
The pu7pl3 champion is resting
*Claps, cheers*

- The laziest man on earth is that man that designed Japan flag. He just draw square and put red dot in the middle
- The way sun is hot these days, hope government no dey chop our money for rain
TO BE CONTINUED

BankyGee:
- The laziest man on earth is that man that designed Japan flag. He just draw square and put red dot in the middle
- The way sun is hot these days, hope government no dey chop our money for rain
TO BE CONTINUED

banky gee you want me to slap you abi why 2

Nayo08:
banky gee you want me to slap you abi why 2

playing cards

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

a stack of playing cards






Royal flush gang with the ace

Answer to Riddle
- A deck of cards

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Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
walterterri555!
pu7pl3!
*Claps, cheers*

HELP ME PUSH MY CAR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4YY-E-E32Q

a secret

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

A secret

walterterri555:
a secret

You...you have become a threat

pu7pl3:

You...you have become a threat

nah your footstep i dey follow

Nayo08:

You sent me a Pm. Send an email to me at musbuq at gmail

Answer to Riddle
- A Secret

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Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
walterterri555!
pu7pl3!
*Claps, cheers*