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Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by chibaby5(f): 1:40pm On Sep 13, 2010
Vic2k3:

Chi sharap dia grin . Who b super woman? If to say u say u be super girl i 4 don buy am.

Vicks face ya front! Is dat how 2 say hello??  undecided
And i sed SUPER WOMAN not supper girl. . read properly next tym smiley
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by blacksta(m): 1:52pm On Sep 13, 2010
Take am out like it concern me tongue
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Vic2k3(m): 1:55pm On Sep 13, 2010
** runs in hurriedly **
hope i didn't miss anytin?
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by ElementG(m): 1:55pm On Sep 13, 2010
nah i dont do revenge unlike u, and i dont let past actions rule me unlike u again, and also i always stick to my business, gosh still unlike u cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Idowuogbo(f): 1:57pm On Sep 13, 2010
my baby , sweety , cupcakes , sugar cane , glucose  kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
am soory for yestiday , i went library to borrow somes book on differents angles and postions na hin i jam quanta , omo d drama was explosive
i had to finish viewing , so get ready gist dey oo , missing u already , ur dinner is gonna b serious tonite , u no i do d best make -ups
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Vic2k3(m): 1:57pm On Sep 13, 2010
**pokes in his head** is chichi there? Element? Blacksta?
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by chibaby5(f): 2:00pm On Sep 13, 2010
Vic2k3:

**pokes in his head** is chichi there? Element? Blacksta?

No mention my name jor till u say hello properly angry
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by ElementG(m): 2:00pm On Sep 13, 2010
Idowuogbo:

my baby , sweety , cupcakes , sugar cane , glucose  kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
am soory for yestiday , i went library to borrow somes book on differents angles and postions na hin i jam quanta , omo d drama was explosive
i had to finish viewing , so get ready gist dey oo , missing u already , your dinner is gonna b serious tonite , u no i do d best make -ups

hmm, u really knw how to cool a guy down, cool cool cool

i missed u too  kiss kiss kiss kiss

Vic2k3:

**pokes in his head** is chichi there? Element? Blacksta?

*grabs him before he takes d head back* u better enter here and start confessing ur sins grin grin grin
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Vic2k3(m): 2:04pm On Sep 13, 2010
**turns to Chi chi ** my sister how body. U know say beautiful people like u should not get angry. Abeg element go bring am some kokojuice to pacify her gentle soul
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by blacksta(m): 2:05pm On Sep 13, 2010
shocked
Who dey revenge for what.
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by ElementG(m): 2:07pm On Sep 13, 2010
Vic2k3:

**turns to Chi chi ** my sister how body. U know say beautiful people like u should not get angry. Abeg element go bring am some kokojuice to pacify her gentle soul

bring money na, at least na u wan prove big boy for hear cheesy cheesy cheesy


blacksta:

shocked
Who dey revenge for what.  

wink wink, u self understand wetin i dey talk, abi u don forget wink wink wink cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Idowuogbo(f): 2:09pm On Sep 13, 2010
Element G:

hmm, u really knw how to cool a guy down, cool cool cool

i missed u too  kiss kiss kiss kiss

grin grin grin grin
i gat skilss dats y we connect
so wots gud , u 2 dey sleep , i was playing wiv ur **** yestiday while u were sleeping and u dint notice
al 4 d sake of ur attention
i was hopin d quick tap wud wake u , so u cud also witness vick and efe sexuality convention
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Vic2k3(m): 2:09pm On Sep 13, 2010
Abeg element no vex me now. U wan say u use that allowance to buy ido some diamonds . . . . . again?
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by blacksta(m): 2:10pm On Sep 13, 2010
all this love sef  - abeg no pollute this place - romance section dey  tongue
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by chibaby5(f): 2:10pm On Sep 13, 2010
Vic2k3:

**turns to Chi chi ** my sister how body. U know say beautiful people like u should not get angry. Abeg element go bring am some kokojuice to pacify her gentle soul

Body is tight  smiley  hpe u not under da weather 2day again  grin tongue
Errr i dnt want any juice thanks  cool
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by chibaby5(f): 2:12pm On Sep 13, 2010
Idowuogbo:

grin grin grin grin
i gat skilss dats y we connect
so wots gud , u 2 dey sleep , i was playing wiv your **** yestiday while  u were sleeping and u dint notice
al 4 d sake of your attention
i was hopin  d quick tap wud wake u , so u  cud also witness vick and efe sexuality convention

  shocked shocked And he dint wake??!!  shocked shocked
U dint do it ryt then  cheesy cheesy tongue tongue tongue
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by ElementG(m): 2:13pm On Sep 13, 2010
Vic2k3:

Abeg element no vex me now. U wan say u use that allowance to buy ido some diamonds . . . . . again?

make we no start today vicks, remember dat d last time it happened, na u chop d worst portion


Idowuogbo:

grin grin grin grin
i gat skilss dats y we connect
so wots gud , u 2 dey sleep , i was playing wiv your **** yestiday while  u were sleeping and u dint notice
al 4 d sake of your attention
i was hopin  d quick tap wud wake u , so u  cud also witness vick and efe sexuality convention

wetin u dey play wit shocked shocked shocked, idowu your such a bad and naughty girl,  no wonder i wake up dis morning come see say i dey messed up, so na u dey behind am, anyway dat one na gud thing grin grin grin, so shey na ***** abi na hand u use wink wink wink cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Vic2k3(m): 2:13pm On Sep 13, 2010
**covers ido's mouth with 1 hand** element she was trying 2 say y did u go to bed so early?
**whispers to ido i don't want to hear fim! **
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by ElementG(m): 2:14pm On Sep 13, 2010
chi-baby:

  shocked shocked And he dint wake??!!  shocked shocked
U dint do it ryt then  cheesy cheesy tongue tongue tongue

chei shocked shocked shocked, see bad girls for Nland
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by ElementG(m): 2:15pm On Sep 13, 2010
hmm, wetin vicks no knw be say na anything i tell ido she go do, oya my baby tell me wetin happen jor tongue tongue grin grin grin
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Vic2k3(m): 2:15pm On Sep 13, 2010
@Chichi am kool 2day no mind me that day i whining over nothing
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Idowuogbo(f): 2:17pm On Sep 13, 2010
chi-baby:

  shocked shocked And he dint wake??!!  shocked shocked
U dint do it ryt then  cheesy cheesy tongue tongue tongue
shurrup ayangba ,
he sleeps under water dats y  tongue tongue tongue tongue
Element G:

wetin u dey play wit shocked shocked shocked, idowu your such a bad and naughty girl,  no wonder i wake up dis morning come see say i dey messed up, so na u dey behind am, anyway dat one na gud thing grin grin grin, so shey na mouth abi na hand u use wink wink wink cheesy cheesy cheesy
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
hey edit d now mouth ke ewwwwwwwwh
i was using my my hand but i wear gloves , na 1 grab i do wey u explode
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by chibaby5(f): 2:17pm On Sep 13, 2010
Element G:

chei shocked shocked shocked, see bad girls for Nland

Wettin make me bad  embarassed sad
only sed she dint play with you hard enuf naa watz there?  sad sad
Fink u jus finkin durry  tongue
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Idowuogbo(f): 2:18pm On Sep 13, 2010
@vicks
n a u calm me o , i swear hmm
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by chibaby5(f): 2:21pm On Sep 13, 2010
U lot are durry on here sad. . *chi-baby quietly sneaks out 4rm da bk door so she doesnt get her innocent fines a$$ corrupted* cool
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by ElementG(m): 2:23pm On Sep 13, 2010
Idowuogbo:

hey edit d now mouth ke ewwwwwwwwh
i was using my my hand but i wear gloves , na 1 grab i do wey u explode  

i don edit am my sweethrt, but hope say as i explode, d thing no pour for ur face sha cos i knw u might av been too close wink cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Vic2k3(m): 2:25pm On Sep 13, 2010
Chibaby where u dey go ? U prodigal sister?
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by chibaby5(f): 2:25pm On Sep 13, 2010
Vic2k3:

Chibaby where u dey go ? U prodigal sister?

I am full of annoitin. .dnt want any reduction of it by wat am seein here sad grin grin
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Idowuogbo(f): 2:29pm On Sep 13, 2010
Element G:

i don edit am my sweethrt, but hope say as i explode, d thing no pour for your face sha cos i knw u might av been too close wink cheesy cheesy cheesy
hmmm , u ennh
no worry 1-0 u win
but i stronglyadvice u 2 wear bullet proof o , cus d return of d mack go bahd
no try me , i was far from it oo , u tink i wud be upclose to dat your expired acidic yama yama
no offence  wink grin grin grin grin
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by ElementG(m): 2:33pm On Sep 13, 2010
Idowuogbo:

hmmm , u ennh
no worry 1-0 u win
but i strongly 4 2 wear bullet proof 2 , 4 cus d return of d mack go bahd
no try me , i was far from it oo , u tink i wud be upclose to dat your expired acidic yama yama
no offence  wink grin grin grin grin

no wahala na, infact u don equalise already, no worry we go reach house, May God help u if u mistakenly (not purposely yet, now imagine if u porposely) touch me on d bed, infact am turning my back on u tonight when we are sleeping angry angry angry cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Idowuogbo(f): 2:36pm On Sep 13, 2010
^u wudnt b doing dat  if i mistakenly but purposely  happen to sleep unclothed , evrytin crystal clear like dem born tongue tongue tongue tongue grin
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by ElementG(m): 2:37pm On Sep 13, 2010
nah i wont be bothered even if u sleep unclothed, cos since i av an expired acidic toxic yama yama as u said, wats d use of charging when seeing u when i knw dat even d liquid am boiling there is expired already to u undecided undecided undecided undecided

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