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| In A Serious Love Triangle..... by IvarTheTerrible: 9:10pm On Apr 21, 2019 |
Good evening Ladies & gentlemen. I need your help urgently. I am being stalked and harassed. Some years back... i met a now fired NL mod, "ME-VISUALIZE-AFFECTION" I was the luckiest man because i convinced her to spend the weekend with me She was very yellow and endowed in all the right places. Mere looking at her made my heart stop shocked It was Friday night she arrived so we couldn't do anything un-Biblical. Saturday morning, she said she would shower as i went to make breakfast. "Honey are you done?" I turned back to her with a tray of food .... I almost jumped out of my skin! shocked shocked What sort of creature was this ? Her yellow skin wasn't factory fitted. Her bleached skin could be best described as army "camouflage" shocked shocked. Worse still, her yellowish brown panties were wedged in her ass-crack. The craw craw on her black buttocks could be used for map reading in a Geography class. undecided I must have set a record for an erection deflation; it took 0.5 seconds or less. I never ever wished for a Monday morning like i did in that moment...... To be continued..... 4 Likes 1 Share
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| Re: In A Serious Love Triangle..... by IvarTheTerrible: 9:19pm On Apr 21, 2019 |
Part 2: In fright, i dropped the tray and broke plates. She burst into tears, snot running down her face. I pitied her a bit and i listened to her story. She said S.O. fired her. I asked why. She said she had sent nude pictures to her Boss. He was so disgusted with what he saw that he fired her on the spot!  In fact he was so traumatized that he has refused to marry since then! 5 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: In A Serious Love Triangle..... by IvarTheTerrible: 9:24pm On Apr 21, 2019 |
Part 3 : PLEASE, i have not broken any Rules, because she isn't currently employed. If I am not believed, ask her to provide 2 pieces of evidence in her defense - A. a picture of her craw-craw infested derriere. B. a picture of her yellowish ragged panties. In fact, she told me that a Yahoo Boy once used her panties and all he got was a BICYCLE instead of a BENZ \ PS - i am sure the person who would ban me would laugh  5 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: In A Serious Love Triangle..... by ShinqRambq: 8:12pm On May 04, 2019 |
O Seun,what an unfortunate Yoruba man All we are saaaaayiiiinnnng Seun find wife! All we are saaaayiiiiinnnnng Seun find wife! Since he loves Tonto so much,how about #ToSe2019 |
| Re: In A Serious Love Triangle..... by eleko1: 9:22pm On May 04, 2019 |
 ivarTheTerrible home Alone chapter 1v |
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