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Please Advice Me. In A Trilemma / Please Advice Me, Is This Normal Or I Am Just Being Paranoid? / Please Advice Me: Am I Over Reacting Or Is She Really Playing Me? (2) (3) (4)
Advice Me Please!!! by Firstorderwizard(m): 4:37pm On Apr 22, 2019 |
Update; I'm with her now,I regret ever coming to nairaland for advice,this forum is brain drained. I have some loads of advice from experienced people now. Finally, if things work out I'm gonna marry her. Expect our pre wedding pics soon. |
Re: Advice Me Please!!! by Callertunez: 4:43pm On Apr 22, 2019 |
what the hell |
Re: Advice Me Please!!! by Firstorderwizard(m): 4:47pm On Apr 22, 2019 |
Callertunez: Advice and you are shouting hell,nawa for you |
Re: Advice Me Please!!! by babyfaceafrica: 4:48pm On Apr 22, 2019 |
how old are u? |
Re: Advice Me Please!!! by Firstorderwizard(m): 4:48pm On Apr 22, 2019 |
babyfaceafrica: |
Re: Advice Me Please!!! by logan2(m): 4:49pm On Apr 22, 2019 |
find a tie,preferably those old ones that are very long and wide,get your dxck erected a little, then place it carefully to the side of your lap,then tire the dam.n thing to the corner, of course you dont want her to know that you imprisoned your dxck,so no matter how honey you become,you cannot bring out your dxck 1 Like |
Re: Advice Me Please!!! by babyfaceafrica: 4:49pm On Apr 22, 2019 |
Firstorderwizard:lolz...you wan hit and run |
Re: Advice Me Please!!! by sacx: 4:49pm On Apr 22, 2019 |
All these jambites self . I know right now, all your mind is poised on the sex. You should cancel the appointment if you can't keep your scrotum in it's sack. You shouldn't have sex until you are married. Take it from big bro Modified: I just saw the age, 27 . Bro, you need some whooping on your scrotum. You want to lay a minor? |
Re: Advice Me Please!!! by MJBOLT: 4:50pm On Apr 22, 2019 |
do not let 'green light' deceive you,it's obvious you cant control yourself and the way i see it you will rape that girl.the best thing for both of you is to spend the evening outdoors |
Re: Advice Me Please!!! by MJBOLT: 4:51pm On Apr 22, 2019 |
Firstorderwizard:
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Re: Advice Me Please!!! by MJBOLT: 4:51pm On Apr 22, 2019 |
Firstorderwizard:
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Re: Advice Me Please!!! by ERORR404(m): 4:51pm On Apr 22, 2019 |
guy try and still chill..she's 17 so probably less than a year to go |
Re: Advice Me Please!!! by Firstorderwizard(m): 4:54pm On Apr 22, 2019 |
babyfaceafrica: I no wan hit cos I don't want to hurt her mum cos she's a good woman but my third leg have disappointed me severally and the gal is too sexy I swear. |
Re: Advice Me Please!!! by Firstorderwizard(m): 4:56pm On Apr 22, 2019 |
[quote author=MJBOLT post=77763830][/quote] Na advice I dey seek bro,I'm real this time.No joke |
Re: Advice Me Please!!! by iTearHerToto: 5:19pm On Apr 22, 2019 |
Extra-perveted souls everywhere you go Pukes
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Re: Advice Me Please!!! by Callertunez: 8:13pm On Apr 22, 2019 |
Firstorderwizard:which kind advice you dey find? Why you wan rupture 17 year old girl vjay |
Re: Advice Me Please!!! by Firstorderwizard(m): 8:34pm On Apr 22, 2019 |
Callertunez: I'm not supposed to reply you cos the gal in question just left my house and I played safe. But I need to correct an impression. I said the girl has a very sexy body,more sexier than her age and I may probably be tempted to touch her cos she's madly in love with me and is too loose around me and I created a thread to see if I can get some insightful advice but what I got is childish bashing. Nairalanders no dey try at all.Go to Reddit or even quora and see mature replies to this kind of posts. |
Re: Advice Me Please!!! by Biglittlelois(f): 9:07pm On Apr 22, 2019 |
Firstorderwizard: Are you okay??, you expect us to massage your ego and say nice things you want to hear cos you want to diick a 17 year old?? Pervert go to the Reddit or quora to get your mature reply and get the fvck outta NAIRALAND paedo |
Re: Advice Me Please!!! by Firstorderwizard(m): 9:14pm On Apr 22, 2019 |
Biglittlelois: You called me a paedo? I don't blame you, this is a faceless forum. Don't quote me again cos I'm sponsoring girls of your level with nothing attached.I'm strictly not your mate . |
Re: Advice Me Please!!! by Biglittlelois(f): 9:21pm On Apr 22, 2019 |
Firstorderwizard: Of course you are definitely not my mate cos I'm way above you in every ramifications, you are sponsoring girls but you came here for advice regarding a 17 year old, why sponsor only girls, why not boys also?? Future pervert, at 27 you still have a baby brain, get dafvck outta nairaland, go to Reddit, quora for stupid mature advice. |
Re: Advice Me Please!!! by Firstorderwizard(m): 9:27pm On Apr 22, 2019 |
Biglittlelois: Do you realise I can track you if I want to? I won't harm you but just to show you who you are insulting on a faceless forum. I repeat we are not mates,get the fvck off my mentions!!! |
Re: Advice Me Please!!! by Biglittlelois(f): 9:30pm On Apr 22, 2019 |
Firstorderwizard: Lmao, see threats, you and dustbin are mates, nothing like track me if you want to, I command you start tracking me right this moment perv, I'm waiting for you. |
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