As a lil child,I always watchd my parents seated on the driver's seat and place their right hand on the passenger seat,looking behind and the car moves in reverse. I never knew they operated some buttons. I tot if you seat there and place a hand on d oda seat then the car moves

I used to think white people didn't poo poo

Actually i taut white people's poo was white,until i saw a white man's poo

Creamish:

. .if a bird was flying in d sky and u face it with your hand outstretched and your 2 fingers (d fingers next to the thumb on each hand) crossed, the bird will fall down. .

_{i still do dat}

as a child i taught dat matches was very expensive
and i call UNCOUNTABLE (OGATABLE)

and i dont eat chicken cause i taught it will do coo-coo-ru-coo in my stomach

I'm really enjoying this.Mine is really weird.
I use 2 think people live in d t.v and dat actors really died in movies.
I use 2 think dat NEPAS are very tiny n they live in fans,bobs,cooker e.t.c i tot of lots n lots of things n it's really funny when i remember stuffs like dat.

Lolajoy:

I'm really enjoying this.Mine is really weird.
I use 2 think people live in d t.v and dat actors really died in movies.
I use 2 think dat NEPAS are very tiny n they live in fans,bobs,cooker e.t.c  i tot of lots n lots of things n it's really funny when i remember stuffs like dat.

Hahahahahahaahh!

I thought adults don't poo so was very eager to become one so that I will quit defecating. Guys imagine my shock running into my dad coming out of the loo, the whole place boomed like hell. I realised he actually did poo cos it took over 30mins before the air refreshened. I was kind of disappointed in him cos he was my mini-Idol that never pooed.

Now I know better!

really funny

interesting thread. brings back old memories

FUNNY INDEED!

I used to think that trees sped past our vehicle while my dad drove the car. when you swallow a guava seed, it will grow on your head, that way we kept away from all seeds.

When pelicans flew past, we spread our wings mimicing them and singing '' leke leke bango give me finger'' believing that we will get a white streak/mark on our finger nails.

Ours is leke leke baboo give me water finger.Sometimes it works you know,we get 2 c white marks on our nails

i use to think Lagos ibadan express road was actually straigth like a ruler, and u could see ibadan if u stand at the lagos toll gate

@ LolaJoy: yes people do see white marks but I cannot really say it came from flapping hands and chanting to the birds


I used to think the sky touched the earth where my line of visibilty ends.

oh ! its a great discussion to refresh the childhood. I was thinking about to be a king with some followers. Still I remembered all the activities like to wear a dress like a king , crown etc.

wen there is a lightening, then God snapped me.

i'm still searching for the joke

Studio CFR:

i'm still searching for the joke

Hater

Studio CFR:

i'm still searching for the joke

Who said it's about jokes?

@studio keep searching n u will find it.

Lolajoy thanks

I used to wonder how many trillions of dry bones are in the earth since the time of adam and eve

As a child,I used to think adult doesn't fart(mess) bt now i know beta.
I used to say "until fathermore" instead of until furthermore.

As a child,I used to think adult doesn't fart(mess) bt now i know beta bcoz as an adult i dey troway.
I used to say "until fathermore" instead of until furthermore.

As a child,I used to think adult doesn't fart(mess) bt now i know beta bcoz as an adult i dey troway.
I used to say "until fathermore" instead of until furthermore.

Akuviv:

FUNNY INDEED!

I used to think that trees sped past our vehicle while my dad drove the car. when you swallow a guava seed, it will grow on your head, that way we kept away from all seeds.

When pelicans flew past, we spread our wings mimicing them and singing '' leke leke bango give me finger'' believing that we will get a white streak/mark on our finger nails.

Rotflmaooooooooooo!!!

I used to think 'phcn' have their office in heaven. 4 real!!!. And that if u put a card on a ceiling fan, the fan will start rolling itself.lol!

@ RUG: Cannot help myself either that's the innocence of a child.

@odunnu. Wat sort of username is dat?

I wanted a baby brother or sister and wished my mum (God bless her soul) would start eating lots of food so that her tummy would grow big and she'd get pregnant.

Studio CFR:

i'm still searching for the joke

Yeah, me too. Till you came around.