^^Me too.

First time i saw a sim card i taught it was just an ordinary paper used to support the phone's battery.

I thought "success" was pronounced as "sucsex"

thought that "success" was pronuonced as "sucsex"

Rocktation:

@GIFT4ALL- They're telling passersby not to urinate/shite there.

Rocktation:

Either that or they really don't want anyone advertising nothing on their walls. But someone did confirm the former.

Thank you very much.

I use to have this strange thought that I was the only real human being and that God just put all other people around to test me and see whether I qualify to benefit from whatever God created me for.

^ na from small pikin your own start.

Used to think when chickens or dogs are having intimacy, jst nack nail on the flour, dem go join 2geda - all na FABU

Natasha,,:

I thought all maps were drawn in the shape of the Nigerian map

Ha!

My elder sister told me when my father died while I was still 4 years that during his one year remembrance (my dead father) will come back to life again.

i thought cities had different sky colour and wanted to travel n see how beautiful they are, and was sooo angry 2 see that its all thesame, #funny#

used to fink dat wen a mechanic, plumber ,carpenter ,infact the workers in my house den dat if any of dem sits on d swing or chairs dat u wld become like dem wen u grow up, funny thing is i wld pick up a marker or even stone and mark out d chairs and my lil one wld avoid the chairs or swing ,

used to fink babies were dropped infront of the gate and the parents wld pick dem up and take care of dem now i no better

used to fink i cud change my surname as a child cuz it was long and cudnt pronounce it hehe so as my brothers ,

also used to fink u cud pray for wicked pple to die ie i used to pray for my grandma to die and d woman is till alive til 2morow

as a kid i used to fink cookin was easy wld den take a pot from the kitchen and go outside put sand in d pot and mix wit water and use a stick to stir and take d sandfood to my dad

asas:

used to fink dat wen a mechanic, plumber ,carpenter ,infact the workers in my house den dat if any of dem sits on d swing or chairs dat u wld become like dem wen u grow up, funny thing is i wld pick up a marker or even stone and mark out d chairs and my lil one wld avoid the chairs or swing ,

used to fink babies were dropped infront of the gate and the parents wld pick dem up and take care of dem now i no better

used to fink i cud change my surname as a child cuz it was long and cudnt pronounce it hehe so as my brothers ,

also used to fink u cud pray for wicked pple to die ie i used to pray for my grandma to die and d woman is till alive til 2morow

as a kid i used to fink cookin was easy wld den take a pot from the kitchen and go outside put sand in d pot and mix wit water and use a stick to stir and take d sandfood to my dad

lollllllllllllll

i use to call an ACTOR OF A MOVIE APTOP , LOL

As a kid I used to think my dad was my mum's brother and that one should't eat something that fell to †ђξ ground cos †ђξ devil has touched it.

I thought the governor of my state ruled the world

^lmfao!

I also used to think that I was the only real human being

^now you know better,the opposite is actually the case.

jokingmary:

I also used to think that I was the only real human being

So others where what, Aliens?

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I used to think the whole world was ignorant in on somfin until I knew about it e.g used to thibk the president was under the governor in each state I.e each state had its own presido buh wen I realized my folly,I was like 'oh they didn even know that before now' lol

When I was a kid, I do think we will all grow to be hairy like Monkeys!

I do think rat was always in d refrigerator at night.

The frist time I was forced to eat indomine I had serous stomach ache cos I tot I had eaten oyibo guniea worms.

as a kid wen ma elder one's beat me I used to tell dm dat 1 day I wil grow up nd dy wil be smal lyk me and i wil beat the hell out of them ;Das a kid wen ma elder one's beat me I used to tell dm dat 1 day I wil grow up nd dy wil be smal lyk me and i wil beat the hell out of them

Some more older guys used to point to moon "pointing" to Chief Awolowo sitting on the moon.

As a kid,I always thought all cartoon characters were real and always imagined them around me. Even the ones in Archie Comics too.