^^ abeg who told you that? deserves an award

i used to think that awon' eleha' were masqurades that would catch you like gbomo gbomo' , this feeling made me 'take off'; i know better now.

Not a thought but a deed, pronounced penalty
andPENARITY till my sweet momma corrected
me


Lol
I was beaten to correction.

I confess to dat one too o. d area wey man grow always affects ur vocab u know. Na d place of flogging to correct na im i no like.

First time i went to the island with my mum i shouted mum see london america. And kept answering why those mighty house were built on water.

Used to think 'post no bill' means NEPA keep off your bills.
Used to think children will just wake up to find themselves grow up,so they will have to wear dad or mum's cloth before mum goes to market to buy their's for them

I thought only old people was suppose to die, learned that was not true the hard way,yikes.

Believed that the moon has a driver and thats why it seems to follow you when walking

1 "Do not hesitate to contact us" , me think say na something danger 

2 When I was young me think say woman dey wee wee through same place of giving birth but later realise that there is another hole above.

B_B013:

Not a thought but a deed, pronounced penalty
andPENARITY till my sweet momma corrected
me


Lol
I was beaten to correction.

Na penarity you dey call am, me I dey call am penaroro

Used to think the manhood is just for urinating and that people only sleep on top of each other is sex.

Used to think the manhood is just for urinating and that people only sleep on top of each other is sex.

As a child, i thought my dad was the strongest and smartest person on earth. Felt he can beat anybody who messes with me

illicit:

I use to think white men live on heaven, And when a plane takes off it lAnds in heaven, Cos that's where america and britain is, And that actors sneak into our tv and video players at nite to so we can watch them play the next day, Gone are the days,

this is one funny thought

When I was much younger, I thought that eating a seed along with its mother fruit will cause the seed to germinate in my stomach.

I also thought that, for a woman to give birth, her stomach will be torn open and the baby brought out directly throught the stomach. lol

I used to wonder how my Mum had a Mum

lol.

Yeah i thought abroad was in heaven,
When its raining and the sun is also shining,dat means that a lioness is giving birth to a cub
When birds are flying,u stretch your arms toward the sky and sing'' Chekeleke give me 1 white finger'' then u look at your finger and then you'll some white spots on your finger,
nd lots more,   

daroz:

As a child, i thought my dad was the strongest and smartest person on earth. Felt he can beat anybody who messes with me

Come guy, thieves no come una house before to change that mind set of yours?

More please

As a child whenever I'd see an old photo of someone who'd passed away I always wondered, since they were dead, how the photographer got

them to smile.

Thirst4Lif:

As a child whenever I'd see an old photo of someone who'd passed away I always wondered, since they were dead, how the photographer got

them to smile.

he told them to say ''cheese !''

I wanted to see the people talking in the radio, I ripped many radio sets apart, broke some, shone torchlight on the speaker with an eye closed. . .

My conclusion: Radio people are too smart/small to be seen.

I also thought all t.v programs were happening live.

I use 2 tink my momma was a virgin even after giving birth 2 my bros & sis now I knw better.

Tingles:

I wanted to see the people talking in the radio, I ripped many radio sets apart, broke some, shone torchlight on the speaker with an eye closed. . .

My conclusion: Radio people are too smart/small to be seen.

I also thought all t.v programs were happening live.

I used to think babies were born through the navel. I believed it right up to JSS3. When watching music videos i used to wonder how come the musicians changed their costumes so fast for each shot.
I believed the tricks in rent-a-ghost were real. I believed Nigeria and America were the only countries in the world

I used to think that once a woman conceived, she would stay off sex till after nine months ! Come to think of it, I was a teenager

I used to think that the number of sun we ve in this world is up to 1 million because when u re at home u will see d sun; @ school d sun; @ my hometown another sun. That makes me think , when i was small, but now i understand better!

I used to think that God throws babies down into a woman,s womb and if an unwanted pregnancy is gotten then it means that God missed his shot

Akuviv:

I used to think that once a woman conceived, she would stay off sex till after nine months ! Come to think of it, I was a teenager

me too and then i'll be like so the lady's husband gotta wait for 9months b4 he shags?

jokingmary:

I used to think that God throws babies down into a woman,s womb and if an unwanted pregnancy is gotten then it means that God missed his shot

this is one crazy thought

i used to think whenever it was rainin that God was pourin water away.

i used to think sex was an outright sin, whether married or pre-marital

i also thought that one day, that beggers will finish all the money in the world,

I also used to think that houses are thrown down from heaven and the first person to get it becomes the landlord and this made me angry whenever our landlord as of then came to take his rent,
I would be almost forced to confront him because he was lucky to get a house for free and is using it to make money