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10 Hot Reasons Your Man Hates Missionary Sex by sirchikero: 5:13pm On May 01, 2019
Oh My God, who would love to embark on a great journey with his eyes covered ? Who would love to see only the face of his sex-mate when there are a whole to see ? Who would love to doing all the work while his lady just lie with eyes closed adding nothing to spice things up ? This is the frustration of every man during missionary sex .
1. There's not much to see. In terms of tried-and-true “lie on top of each other and pork” style missionary, you’re not getting to see much of the action. Guys especially are very visual during sex, and as romantic as it is to stare into your eyes while boning, it isn’t exactly titillating. Yes, we love looking at your lovely face, but we get to see that every time we go out to dinner or brush our teeth together in the mirror. This is about sex, specifically unclothedness. And virtually every other sex position imaginable gives guys a better look at your body.
2. You’re right up in each other’s faces. This certainly can be one to throw into the "pros" column, but it’s really dependent on what you just ate. Missionary after you ate a bagel with garlic and onion cream cheese, or when you have a runny nose, is not the best idea.

3. He’s doing all the work. This is not the sex position for the lazy man. Typically, missionary sex means the guy is going to wind up doing all the thrusting. Maybe he just woke up and you’re looking for some lazy morning sex. So is he. And for him, this is the opposite of laziness.
4. It’s basic. Missionary feels lame because everyone treats it as the default sex position. It’s simple and uncomplicated. It’s learning to play “Hot Cross Buns” on the recorder. It’s how your parents have sex. It’s how your grandparents have sex.
5. It’s not ideal if he’s husky. He’s slowly crushing you and pressing you into the mattress, breathing heavily and sweating all over you. All right, that might not be what’s actually happening, but if he’s self-conscious, it might be what he thinks is happening. He could be his own worst enemy here. Or, also, that could actually be happening.
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Re: 10 Hot Reasons Your Man Hates Missionary Sex by LarryBee1k: 7:41pm On May 01, 2019
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