There’s this slay mama in my estate. We got into an argument at one of the estates meeting, she showed me her bad home training that day.


So four days ago, I heard someone playing piano like a 5 year old kid. Y’all know when a kid plays a piano. It’s horrible.


I located the house the noise was coming from(two houses from mine) and told the gateman of the house to please tell whoever is playing that piano to tune the volume down to the minimum and I left.


It continued from that day(even till now). So yesterday, I had to go there again and asked the gateman, where’s your madam abi Na oga? He replied “she’s inside” (why I asked about oga or madam is that if it’s a kid playing the piano, the parents will be at best position to talk to. garrit?)

I asked if she’s the one playing the piano, and he said yes. Fear catch me. I pleaded to see her that I have a word for her.


Gateman went and called madam, she came down after keeping me waiting for some minutes of still playing nonsense. Surprised!!! It was the arrogant lady from the estate meeting. immediately she saw me she was surprised why I would be looking for her. I greeted her, complimented her and her house and politely told her I have complained about her piano’s tutorial disturbance in the neighborhood before and nothing was done about it(I used a very strong and mean face to tell her she’s causing nuisance with it, I wanted her to fear me small, that kind thing). (It seems I’m even the only one complaining sef) The look on her face was “yen yen yen”.


Since then she continued the piano play without reducing the volume, this time, she’s no longer learning how to play, she’s purposely causing nuisance with it. Right now when I smoke weed, Na only dust I con Dey reason. You know that feeling when you smoke weed and starts having that feeling of conquering future goals, then you starts hearing a horrible piano play like that of a little kid. It’s messing my trips mehn.

How do I treat her fvck up? I nor wan involve police. I never enter police station before.

Ok

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Junkie1:
MURDER HER STORE HER BODY IN THE FRIDGE AND DISPOSE OF IT AT NIGHT ... PERMANENT SOLUTION... THANK ME LATER

i thought of that bro. But that will involve the police and las las prison.


That’s why I said I don’t want to involve the police. Reason why I said that is if I should murder her now, I will be arrested and locked up.

Take her out, case solved. I knw u wan fvck her

Juliet11111:
are you disturbed cos the noise distracts your weed session or cos it’s loud? Anyway I believe she doesn’t play the piano all day so I suggest you wait till midnight before you light your weed or better still buy yourself a set of drums and start you own disturbance. If the neighbors complain you kindly relay the genesis of the whole problem to them

aunty, it seems she now wake up and sleep on top the piano. The worse part is when I’m happy she’s stopped, after some minutes I will hear about two to five annoying keys sound from the piano.


How can I go buy drum and start playing? Am I mad?

lilianofentse:
Ok

lilianofentse:
Ok

Never trouble trouble even when trouble troubles you.

Buy loudspeaker , that mosque type. Use am face her house or attack am to the pole near her house come start to dey play pastor kumuyi preaching from 12 to 6. She go beg you for morning

lol op swear say if dat gal open leg give u,u no go fvck

Dis one na igbo smoker sef... oya bring your music system face her side play those annoying noisy who songs... She go report you to police

2 house" away" from Ur own and U waka there alone to warned ur "Crush" to reduce the volume. Nah only u dey live in dat Estate? While peepz are away to work,u dey house dey monitor person wey dey play her piano jeje.The day she go bath u with pepper/hot wota isn't too far.Continue ooo

chukwuibuipob:
2 house" away" from Ur own and U waka there alone to warned ur "Crush" to reduce the volume. Nah only u dey live in dat Estate? While peepz are away to work,i dey house dey monitor person wey dey play her piano jeje.The day she go bath u pepper/hot wota isn't too far.Continue ooo

who told you I don’t go to work. My work time is short. It’s the lady that’s always at home. She plays the piano till around 11pm to 12am every night and starts around 6 with little intro and continue fully at 8 or thereabouts

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just kidding You'd have to report her to the police or better still offer to take her out this might sound strange but be friends with her and things would change you might even get to smash her if she's your type.

when you are living with a mad woman you tend to act like one over time....just go and buy big public address system and attach it to a pole facing her building and play pastor d.k olukoya message for her make she sabi as it dey go....

stupidity:
who told you I don’t go to work. My work time is short. It’s the lady that’s always at home. She plays the piano till around 11pm to 12am every night and starts around 6 with little intro and continue fully at 8 or thereabouts

Get urself a good headset and download a couple of ur own stuff and listen to while u smoke some good sh1t.. Make sure the ur ears are on lock

2 houses in between your compound, her 1st & the 2nd never complain about it, but you the 3rd neighbor is complaining, sorry for you. Is like the weed you smoke is from Agege because i heard that Agege weed is very strong and reactive.

Las Las...una go end up together

Hmhahaha the comments am reading here are very funny
Meanwhile how come u r the only one the music is disturbing

Victorisoni3:
Hmhahaha the comments am reading here are very funny
Meanwhile how come u r the only one the music is disturbing

i nor understand, because no one is complaining I should now keep quite and endure the torment?

Bro. R u sure there is someone playing piano. Are u sure the music is not in ur head? Ask around to see if anyone one else is hearing the noise then you guys should write her a letter so it's on record before u start doing anything else

Buy band, trumpet or vuvuzela.

stupidity:
i nor understand, because no one is complaining I should now keep quite and endure the torment?

Hmm can't really say
Somehow twill turn out good

Na wao

Organize boys to rob her of the piano. If she buys another, do it again and again.

You're truly living up to your moniker, kudos man.
I like men that are proud of who they are.

stupidity:
There’s this slay mama in my estate. We got into an argument at one of the estates meeting, she showed me her bad home training that day.


So four days ago, I heard someone playing piano like a 5 year old kid. Y’all know when a kid plays a piano. It’s horrible.


I located the house the noise was coming from(two houses from mine) and told the gateman of the house to please tell whoever is playing that piano to tune the volume down to the minimum and I left.


It continued from that day(even till now). So yesterday, I had to go there again and asked the gateman, where’s your madam abi Na oga? He replied “she’s inside” (why I asked about oga or madam is that if it’s a kid playing the piano, the parents will be at best position to talk to. garrit?)

I asked if she’s the one playing the piano, and he said yes. Fear catch me. I pleaded to see her that I have a word for her.


Gateman went and called madam, she came down after keeping me waiting for some minutes of still playing nonsense. Surprised!!! It was the arrogant lady from the estate meeting. immediately she saw me she was surprised why I would be looking for her. I greeted her, complimented her and her house and politely told her I have complained about her piano’s tutorial disturbance in the neighborhood before and nothing was done about it(I used a very strong and mean face to tell her she’s causing nuisance with it, I wanted her to fear me small, that kind thing). (It seems I’m even the only one complaining sef) The look on her face was “yen yen yen”.


Since then she continued the piano play without reducing the volume, this time, she’s no longer learning how to play, she’s purposely causing nuisance with it. Right now when I smoke weed, Na only dust I con Dey reason. You know that feeling when you smoke weed and starts having that feeling of conquering future goals, then you starts hearing a horrible piano play like that of a little kid. It’s messing my trips mehn.

How do I treat her fvck up? I nor wan involve police. I never enter police station before.

You can only disarm her by making her to like you. Simple as that.

Now here's what you will do, go to the house tomorrow morning around 5 am, knock the gate, GBAN GBAN GBAUN

the aboki head never boot finish, as he opens the gate and before he said "who be daht grab the wahrah for neck, choke him tightly and have him dial the "Madam oni pianos" number to come downstairs...I would have preferred you not to kill the aboki, but kill him anyway...no loose ends...

Ghen-ghen, he remain you and madam for the whole compound, madam sees you and she about to start forming again

Madam- you dis man, you are here again, what do you want gan gan self...are you sure it's only piano you want to press?...


Watch out for subsequent episode

dairykidd:

Get urself a good headset and download a couple of ur own stuff and listen to while u smoke some good sh1t.. Make sure the ur ears are on lock

I wonder how you people summon the courage to type comments like this

Well, as for me.... Whenever I intend to comment or post like a Bada$$..... home training will be looking at me like

DisGuy day don break

Enter there for night thief the piano � fear go catch her after that day �