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COZA: How To Prevent Your Pastor From Raping You by MarieSucre(f): 12:24pm On Jun 30, 2019
In light of the recent events happening. I would like to advise men and women on how to prevent rape.

1) Beware of Drugs. Do not put drugs in drinks that are not yours.

2) Watch what you're wearing! If you feel that you may sexually assault someone, please wear a shirt with "Rapist" printed on it so people can steer clear of you.

3) Try not to walk at night in an unsafe place, but if you have to then at least don't rape or sexually assault those around you.

4) Be mindful of all those in your neighborhood. Do not invite people over to assault or rape people around you.

5) When encountering someone who is asleep or drunk, the safest course of action is to not sexually assault them or rape them.

6) Be careful around alcohol if it will make you sexually assault or rape people.

7) Be aware in your work place, if a a situation will cause you to sexually assault or rape a surbodinate separate yourself from that situation.

Thank you all for reading this thread.

Together, we can join hands to stop rape.

Mods mynd44 and lalasticlala please push this to the frontpage. Thank you.

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Re: COZA: How To Prevent Your Pastor From Raping You by paiz: 12:33pm On Jun 30, 2019
My pastor is a woman, this topic is not for me
Re: COZA: How To Prevent Your Pastor From Raping You by MarieSucre(f): 12:34pm On Jun 30, 2019
paiz:
My pastor is a woman, this topic is not for me

Rape has no gender.
Re: COZA: How To Prevent Your Pastor From Raping You by paiz: 12:35pm On Jun 30, 2019
MarieSucre:

Rape has no gender.
Allow her to rape me na, or is it your rape?

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Re: COZA: How To Prevent Your Pastor From Raping You by TANID(m): 12:48pm On Jun 30, 2019
MarieSucre:

Rape has no gender.
May God Bless You For This Your Reply.
Re: COZA: How To Prevent Your Pastor From Raping You by Nobody: 1:18pm On Jul 27, 2019
MarieSucre:
In light of the recent events happening. I would like to advise men and women on how to prevent rape.

1) Beware of Drugs. Do not put drugs in drinks that are not yours.

2) Watch what you're wearing! If you feel that you may sexually assault someone, please wear a shirt with "Rapist" printed on it so people can steer clear of you.

3) Try not to walk at night in an unsafe place, but if you have to at least don't rape or sexually assault those around you.

4) Be mindful of all those in your neighborhood. Do not invite people over to assault or rape people around you.

5) When encountering someone who is asleep or drunk, the safest course of action is to not sexually assault them or rape them.

6) Be careful around alcohol if it will make you sexually assault or rape people.

7) Be aware in your work place, if a a situation will cause you to sexually assault or rape a surbodinate separate yourself from that situation.

Thank you all for reading this thread.

Together, we can join hands to stop rape.

Mods mynd44 and lalasticlala please push this to the frontpage. Thank you.


Now this is funny and interesting grin


U were listing the points like they were meant to advise the possible victim grin Rather, it is to the rapist. grin


Anyways, nice write up.

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Re: COZA: How To Prevent Your Pastor From Raping You by EmperorHarry: 2:22pm On Jul 27, 2019
1.Pastors that use drugs on their victims
2.Pastors with high libido and lack self control
3.Pastors that don't have jobs and lurk around dark/shady places
4.Pastors that live around you.
5.Pastors that prey on unconscious/unaware victims
6.Pastors that are alcoholic coupled with high libido
7.Pastors that work in the same organization as you.
In conclusion,all rapists are Pastors.

A much needed sarcastic assessment due to the misleading subject.
Creating awareness is commendable but do so without misleading people in the process.

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