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Re: Why Men Must Zip Up. by themonk(m): 3:08pm On Jul 18, 2019
eni4real:
Sex mates grin cheesy
Bad guy grin

Small small o
Re: Why Men Must Zip Up. by Ufedolove: 3:08pm On Jul 18, 2019
sholarr12:

The two options you have mentioned are the same things I said.
Which means we have indulged in exam malpractice � � �
Re: Why Men Must Zip Up. by sholarr12: 3:09pm On Jul 18, 2019
Ufedolove:

Which means we have indulged in exam malpractice � � �
Na so. You have to be wise ooo
Re: Why Men Must Zip Up. by NwaIgboBoy(m): 3:09pm On Jul 18, 2019
buh conji na bastard........., konji can make you travel from Owerri to Nairobi just to fu*ck then immediately you cum your senses will be back, then u will now realize u are long away from home.

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Re: Why Men Must Zip Up. by sholarr12: 3:11pm On Jul 18, 2019
NwaIgboBoy:
buh conji na bastard........., konji can make you travel from Owerri to Nairobi just to fu*ck then immediately you cum your senses will be back, then u will now realize u are long away from home.
cheesy
I dey tell you.
Re: Why Men Must Zip Up. by Ufedolove: 3:12pm On Jul 18, 2019
sholarr12:

Na so. You have to be wise ooo

My thing does not control my brain. I never allow it to, not after all the mental stress I passed through with my ex those times we grinded, rubbed d on her v without penetration (yet afraid that precum might have carried some spermatozoa, lol) had unprotected sex, etc. I can't afford that mental torture anymore

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Re: Why Men Must Zip Up. by sholarr12: 3:16pm On Jul 18, 2019
Ufedolove:


My thing does not control my brain. I never allow it to, not after all the mental stress I passed through with my ex those times we grinded, rubbed d on her v without penetration (yet afraid that precum might have carried some spermatozoa, lol) had unprotected sex, etc. I can't afford that mental torture anymore
The torture is real. The kind of torture a man undergoes throughout the one month? Palpable.
Re: Why Men Must Zip Up. by Nobody: 3:20pm On Jul 18, 2019
themonk:

Bad guy grin

Small small o
I dey quote that guy..
E no even call dem boyfriend/girlfriend partners, na sex mate e talk!!
Some people will not make heaven because of their evils tongue
Re: Why Men Must Zip Up. by naijajobx: 3:24pm On Jul 18, 2019
Oh
Re: Why Men Must Zip Up. by Nobody: 3:33pm On Jul 18, 2019
Absolutely agreed with you ! God help us,I dont even trust myself
themonk:

If you cannot trust women outside marriage better don’t trust them in marriage!
Re: Why Men Must Zip Up. by stzy(m): 3:46pm On Jul 18, 2019
ichidodo:
Sex is not something to be trifled with,men who go about f**king every thing with skirt are just messed up maybe covering up some inadequacy, fulfilling a fetish or just being mentally sick.... Without a partner you respect and trust, sex isn't worth the fuss. I rather get high and play video games...

Do not generalize your myopic view... Sex is js for fun to some guys and when your preference is getting high and playing video games .. someone prefers climaxing 2-3 times on that pucci…

Sex is js like every other activity we indulge in.. Do not overate that bs
Re: Why Men Must Zip Up. by autonomous22: 3:54pm On Jul 18, 2019
Your topic says ZIP UP.. what of person wey him trouser no get ZIP
Re: Why Men Must Zip Up. by ichidodo: 4:00pm On Jul 18, 2019
stzy:


Do not generalize your myopic view... Sex is js for fun to some guys and when your preference is getting high and playing video games .. someone prefers climaxing 2-3 times on that pucci…

Sex is js like every other activity we indulge in.. Do not overate that bs
Your views are downright dangerous especially for those young minds out there, if you want fun, why don't you blindfold yourself and cross a busy expressway. If most guys prefer indiscriminate f**king as a 'leisure' or a sporting activity to catch fun then it's their funeral...

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Re: Why Men Must Zip Up. by Nobody: 4:17pm On Jul 18, 2019
Will dey hear, when dey will be shouting "OH YEE BABY"when climaxing.

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Re: Why Men Must Zip Up. by koyyess: 4:22pm On Jul 18, 2019
Op,
1. You are a hypocrite. 2. You are preaching to the wrong race.
Re: Why Men Must Zip Up. by Timagex(m): 4:22pm On Jul 18, 2019
queenxey1:
I even thought they are talking about trousers zip off
undecided
Re: Why Men Must Zip Up. by stzy(m): 5:17pm On Jul 18, 2019
ichidodo:
Your views are downright dangerous especially for those young minds out there, if you want fun, why don't you blindfold yourself and cross a busy expressway. If most guys prefer indiscriminate f**king as a 'leisure' or a sporting activity to catch fun then it's their funeral...

Every act has its consequences whether good or bad

getting high as a sport is more dangerous don't you think.. a drunk is a threat to himself and the community... Imagine a drunk driver running into a fully loaded truck of LPG at a roundabout somewhere in Ikotun Market?
Re: Why Men Must Zip Up. by CArt(m): 5:19pm On Jul 18, 2019
autonomous22:
Your topic says ZIP UP.. what of person wey him trouser no get ZIP

In that case, he must button up.
Re: Why Men Must Zip Up. by tunahper(m): 6:30pm On Jul 18, 2019
There was a girl i dated that time. We always had raw sex but anytime i come inside her, we used water and salt and it worked for her 4almost 2years. But if na my present girlfriend, d thing no work for her o. I almost put her in a family way. I'm a team withdrawal tho cheesy
Re: Why Men Must Zip Up. by CEO07(m): 7:14pm On Jul 18, 2019
wunmi590:
One of the main reason you can never see me even call a girl I cant marry not to talk of getting closer to woo the person.

Modified.

@OP it's TRUE from what @flier just said, you are not doing what you are preaching.

You shouldn't have even slept with the lady when you know you cant marry her.

Re: Why Men Must Zip Up. by Mekanus(m): 7:17pm On Jul 18, 2019
TheFacelessMan:
angry

DO not NUT zip up! Pun PORN intended.

Keep it up, but use a silencer on your pistol.

MODIFIED - OP forgot a 3rd option after 1. Condomize, 2. Abstain 3. WANNK shocked

WANNK

Re: Why Men Must Zip Up. by Tlake(m): 9:47pm On Jul 18, 2019
Salt and water after sex saves life my people... Pregnancy no fit show face

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