Drake2021:


From the ways and manner you are ranting, professing to be a moralist. It is very obvious, your closest contact with armed robbers, is on pages of newsprint or electronic media and perhaps, online. Pray �� you will never have physical contact with them. Because by the time they made you poo in your trousers in the present of your wife and children, pray it doesn't involve the life of any of your love ones.
Without any shadow of doubt, I can bet with anything that you will be among those who will be in the forefront of " all Armed Robbers convicted or on trial must be taken to the market square and shot"

alphaNomega:


I have felt this way too, but I still know people can be killed and framed for crimes they did not commit. Everyone deserves a fair trial.

TheFacelessMan:


As an undercover officer in the Nigerian Police, i was caught up in a robbery at the neighbourhood grocery store at Umuahia

After buying St Moritz cigarettes, I was window-shopping - things my 75000 naira salary couldn't buy

I was at the aisle farthest from the entrance when i heard " Make una drop am!!!, biko, biko!!!"

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1st lesson of Police training school - assess your surroundings.

I quickly checked the CCTV cameras and i saw 3 fierce looking boys up to no good.


1 was guarding the entrance, 1 robbing customers and the last 1 was stationed on the girl at the counter. Division of labour at its best.


Back to my story, where was I?


I silently said my last prayers under my breath unlike the those screaming "Amadioha, Jesus and Allah" at the top of their lungs.

I drew my service pistol silently and inched forward slowly in combat stance, sweating furiously even under the A.C.

BANG! I plugged the Mr. Customer Service. His blood splashed on one fat Deeper Life looking woman.


" BLOOOOOOODDDDD OFFFFFFF JESSSSSSUSSSS !!!!!!!" She screamed. How she knew his name, i know not


The gunshots were loud and deafening.

Mr. Doorman was trying to run away, fumbling with the lock. I shot him in the back.

Lesson Number 2 : Use maximum deadly force if belligerents are armed. 2 down out of 3.

I turned to face the last one at the counter.

All i saw was the frightened face of the cashier


Lesson Number 3 : How could i forget ? DON'T BE OUTFLANKED. DON'T BE OUTFLANKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Several things happened in the next 5 nerve-wracking seconds......



I looked at the girl's face.... her eyes went behind me AND..........



I looked at the CCTV AND...................................................



My eyes saw a running movement in the cameras AND................


I heard movement behind me


A split second before my eyes + brain + feet + ears combined as ONE!!!!!



I was already diving when i felt the impact on my back, the force propelled me against the shelf full of cornflakes.


I was coughing up blood, my knees bent..... gun lost in the dive when he walked up to me


He cocked the sawned off shot -gun to dispatch me to my Maker


Lesson Number 99 : ALWAYS keep a side chick

I had a side piece in my ankle holster.... I pulled it and shot him in his right eye.

Maybe i eventually met my Maker, but he definitely did so before me

The End.

Culled from "The Memoirs of The Faceless Man"

alphaNomega:











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I wouldn't blame you. A black man living in a shiithole nation using the same tool (religion) that was used to enslave his ancestors to enforce his inability to understand a situation.

Do you know there are several ways to go around this without firing a single shot?

It sounds impossible to you, but just know it can be done.

If you lived in a dumpster for your whole life, you will never know perfumes exist.

alphaNomega:

Mtcheew. Mumu









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I wouldn't blame you. A black man living in a shiithole nation using the same tool (religion) that was used to enslave his ancestors to enforce his inability to understand a situation.

Do you know there are several ways to go around this without firing a single shot?

It sounds impossible to you, but just know it can be done.

If you lived in a dumpster for your whole life, you will never know perfumes exist.

roca47:
if you are been robbed or kidnapped, may the police not use force to save you.. olodo

godofuck231:
the deeper life like woman shouting Jesus, this is the problem with some stupid women , why shout the name of our Lord and put the life of your rescuer in danger , a neighbor of mine was shot in the heart when he tried combating robbers in his home , the wife spooked the robbers in the dark when she shouted and they shot at him in the dark as he was about to cock his barrel, they took what they came for and told her it was a mistake as they wouldn't have killed him if she had shut her mouth.

DavidEsq:

And she told u dis or u were one of th thieves?

alphaNomega:





You are still spewing rubbish even when we chastised you, you need therapy.





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I wouldn't blame you. A black man living in a shiithole nation using the same tool (religion) that was used to enslave his ancestors to enforce his inability to understand a situation.

Do you know there are several ways to go around this without firing a single shot?

It sounds impossible to you, but just know it can be done.

If you lived in a dumpster for your whole life, you will never know perfumes exist.

alphaNomega:
Wouldn't it be better to apprehend them?

These images are visible to the world and it shows how less we regard human lives in this country. Maybe because we think we are more than 200 million so we can afford to kill ourselves with reckless abandon.

Little wonder nothing is done when Nigerians are humiliated outside the country. It's not as if you are appreciated back home