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Re: Paypal £100, Right Answer! by MuttleyLaff: 7:05pm On Aug 14, 2019 |
Ranchhoddas:Some people, when about money, are excessively more tight-arsed than a virgin gay's person butt-hole |
Re: Paypal £100, Right Answer! by Ranchhoddas: 10:56am On Aug 15, 2019 |
MuttleyLaff:Budaatum |
Re: Paypal £100, Right Answer! by Truthsbitter: 11:46am On Aug 15, 2019 |
budaatum 480 pounds worth of INTELLECT. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Paypal £100, Right Answer! by MuttleyLaff: 11:57am On Aug 15, 2019 |
Ranchhoddas:Are you trying hard too at being a snitch ni Ranchhoddas? |
Re: Paypal £100, Right Answer! by budaatum: 12:09pm On Aug 15, 2019 |
Ranchhoddas: budaatum: |
Re: Paypal £100, Right Answer! by budaatum: 12:42pm On Aug 15, 2019 |
MuttleyLaff:I don't need to trust you. We can see the type of sucker you are by looking at your fruit. |
Re: Paypal £100, Right Answer! by cezarman(m): 12:59pm On Aug 15, 2019 |
budaatum: 480 pounds service to (his/her) God. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Paypal £100, Right Answer! by Ranchhoddas: 1:26pm On Aug 15, 2019 |
MuttleyLaff:No. The only thing I'm trying to do is to get my share of the jackpot. |
Re: Paypal £100, Right Answer! by Ranchhoddas: 1:27pm On Aug 15, 2019 |
budaatum:Your bromance with Muttley is fun to watch. |
Re: Paypal £100, Right Answer! by MuttleyLaff: 2:00pm On Aug 15, 2019 |
budaatum:Yiimu and what an absolute non sequitur. Ranchhoddas:Hell will first have to freeze over before you'll even have a chance of getting a sniff at that jackpot |
Re: Paypal £100, Right Answer! by Ranchhoddas: 4:33pm On Aug 15, 2019 |
MuttleyLaff: Stop provoking Buda |
Re: Paypal £100, Right Answer! by MuttleyLaff: 5:47pm On Aug 15, 2019 |
Ranchhoddas:Stop frowning for Buda's sake Ranchhoddas Dont you know it takes more muscles to frown than it takes to smile, erhn? When there is a thousand and one reason to smile, why take 43 muscles to frown, when it only takes 17 muscles to make a smile and let the other 26 muscles relax, hmm? Lighten up my friend, because man does not live by a Paypal £100 jackpot alone, just enjoy life, smile more, laugh more, and don't get so worked up over a measly Paypal £100 jackpot, erhn? |
Re: Paypal £100, Right Answer! by Ranchhoddas: 5:52pm On Aug 15, 2019 |
MuttleyLaff:Na this kind thing dey provoke me. |
Re: Paypal £100, Right Answer! by MuttleyLaff: 6:50pm On Aug 15, 2019 |
Ranchhoddas:Smile or laugh it off. Don't get provoked buddy. |
Re: Paypal £100, Right Answer! by MuttleyLaff: 7:38pm On Aug 15, 2019 |
Ranchhoddas:"Even wisdom has its limits it seems" - Re: Paypal £100, Right Answer! by Ranchhoddas: 6:36am On Aug 12 "Whats the wisdom limit in jaywalking across a busy 26-lane highway? What's the wisdom limit in driving your car during operational hours, in BRT lanes in Lagos, hmm?" - Re: Paypal £100, Right Answer! by MuttleyLaff: 7:03am On Aug 12 Pesin wey shiit, sabi forget say hin shiit and that nah somebori wipe clean bumbum foram, but the other pesin wey do the bumbum clean, dat one, no dey shishi forget, say hin wipe shiit from somebori's bumbum. Nobi you Ranchhoddas introduce "wisdom limits" into the fray ni, erhn as seen from the above inverted red commas, hmm? How come you dont understand when asked about "wisdom limits" huh? |
Re: Paypal £100, Right Answer! by Truthsbitter: 9:06am On Aug 16, 2019 |
It would amount to nothing... There's no amount of money nor is there an amount of intellect that will amount to anything before existence or before God. when you grow in intellect and when you think you have gotten to the top, you find that you're at the bottom . it is a never ending cycle. The only thing that means something is your awareness of the present and even in that, you find that everything is nothing and nothing is everything. Psalm 19:2 KJV Day unto day uttereth speech, and night unto night sheweth knowledge. The money saved in the vault will be what "it is" irrespective of what anyone thinks or says. And if a time comes when it is eaten by moths it will be what "it is". budaatum 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Paypal £100, Right Answer! by budaatum: 2:54am On Aug 20, 2019 |
The Right Answer! You might have noticed if you read on the previous thread that this post was in response to muttley who asked "what personality has the god that you've created with your intellect", essentially asking that I create for him an image of my God, hence the title, the first and second of the Ten Commandments, thou shall worship no other Gods and do not make graven images, which I'm claiming to be inclined to seriously consider more than others for reasons given in the op, and which muttley asked me to break, though I'm certain it wasn't intentional and his yada got in the way. Blindness, I call it. That which stops one being conscious. The question for which paypal £100 was offered and which was tricky, was how much would be in the vault when the person hits 40 years old? I guess you'd need experience to answer it correctly which no one did, so let me walk you through it. Your forty year old child can not put a pound in a vault until it is old enough to count months and old enough to earn a pound a month and old enough to open vaults. So ma or pa, you, would have done it for the earliest of years, pound in a vault every month till lets say, 6 years old when your child starts hawking ẹkọ - though I doubt any of you would task your child that way, so lets say, 12, when your child starts hawking eggs, though I doubt any of you would task your child with that either, so, 16, when you deduct it from pocket money? 18? 24? Let's go with 16. At 16 years old, you, ma and pa will say to your child, "My child, in this vault therein I put, a pound every month thou lived. Now, to you give I". Something, must have made you, ma and pa put a pound in a vault for every month your child has lived till you hand the responsibility to your child. And hopefully, you earn enough so todays about ₦500 doesn't hurt much, though, the more it hurt the more it likely meant. If you are wealthy, that something might make your pound a month in the vault double or triple or go tenfold even, unless we are to assume you'll never reflect and grow and aren't thinking school fees. But that's by-the-by, and on the assumption your child hits 16 and becomes responsible for the vault that ma and pa you, have been putting a pound in every month your child lived. How much would be in your child's vault by the time your child hits 40 years old? I'm inclined to leave this question unanswered as a long running fund raising thread as it's work has not appeared to be completely done, but so it not in the future be pointed out as the buda yahoo yahoo thread, as in one where I swindled everyone out of a £100 because, not a single person on here got the answer right, I won't. I know the fault is mine. I'm certain if I'd raised it to £1000 for the right answer, you would have all worked harder. But as I said, you obviously already do, storing up even many pounds a day every day you live, and in a vault for your child, so, blessed are you and your fruits, for they evolve from your seedling, albeit, slowly, but accordingly. As you have guessed, the pound in a vault is the wisdom in your head first put in it by ma and pa then the responsibility becomes your own with 16*12, £192 in your vault and 24 years of a pound a month to go till you hit 40. So, question. Would you continue putting a single pound in your vault every month, or spend it, or put in a lot more than a pound a month? If you are anything like me you'd likely figure a pound a month will be a measely £480 by the time you hit 40. We're looking at years of work here where you'd be earning, so you'd likely put in a lot more. It's what you after all do, accumulating knowledge at a slow rate in your early years and increasing it many fold as you grow older. Would you not put £2 in every month there on or a lot more even? I'll let you ponder. I commend FOLYKAZE and LoJ and the many others for first best answers. Special engagement thanks go to Ranchhoddas for his insight. Thanks to Truthsbitter for storing intellect and a yada to muttley with thanks to all for participating. Every tiny bit made your cups runneth over. Please note that one person not on Nairaland was paid for being the closest to the right answer. Her vault had £4800 in it but more important was how she got so much. I think being a banker had to do with it. This thread, raised £9860, which will go to the personal welfare fund of buda. All requests for parts thereof are emphatically denied. If you wish to challenge that your already given answer deserves to be paid for, please go ahead. Your answers will be reviewed accordingly. No future answers will however be considered. Get a vault folks. You may start with a pound a month but in time you are sure to grow in wisdom which moths will never eat, will not rust or be stolen by thieves, and one day, we will all be wealthily wise. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Paypal £100, Right Answer! by StrikeBack(m): 4:17am On Aug 20, 2019 |
Nonsense 2 Likes |
Re: Paypal £100, Right Answer! by budaatum: 11:38am On Aug 24, 2019 |
Levi shows how wisdom survives destruction. He has no use for scornful people. 1 AND now, my children, I command you: Fear the Lord your God with your whole heart, and walk in simplicity according to all His law. 2 And do ye also teach your children letters, that they may have understanding all their life, reading unceasingly the law of God. 3 For every one that knoweth the law of the Lord shall be honoured, and shall not be a stranger whithersoever he goeth. 4 Yea, many friends shall he gain more than his parents, and many men shall desire to serve him, and to hear the law from his mouth. 5 Work righteousness, therefore, my children, upon the earth, that ye may have it as a treasure in heaven. 6 And sow good things in your souls, that ye may find them in your life. CHAP. IV. Testament of Levi |
Re: Paypal £100, Right Answer! by OkCornel(m): 12:55pm On Aug 24, 2019 |
budaatum: The testaments of the sons of Jacob really makes for an insightful read. Thumbs up. Cheers. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Paypal £100, Right Answer! by MuttleyLaff: 1:56pm On Aug 24, 2019 |
budaatum:As usually you grossly misinterpreted and misunderstood what the question "what personality has the god that you've created with your intellect" is asking Everyone is expected to know God, everyone is expected to acknowledge God. Every human being is expected to fear God, for you budaatum, that means to hold God in reverence etctera Now the "yada" from first and second part of the Ten Commandments says: 1/ You shall not have no other gods before me (i.e. Exodus 20:3) 2/ 4You shall not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. 5Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me; (i.e. Exodus 20:4-5) As I had previously pointed out to you budaatum, but it went swoosh over your head, like as if it was a Naija Airforce fighter jet and "you didn't know warris going on" God has no problem with human beings having a God knowledge or "yada" God, but what God is saying with the first and second commandment, is not to have a false knowledge of Him. God is particular about people not making a false representation of the God, He is. God doesnt want human beings to advance a perverted intelligence about God or what the Bible doesnt say God is. In fact, both the first and second commandment is emphasising not to have and not to paint a false picture about and/or of God etcetera. This was the gist and idea behind my question, not all that your rash and ill-judged version of event. Each human being is a circle whose circumference is nowhere and centre is in one point while God is a circle with its circumference nowhere too but centre everywhere. Now the thing about most atheists, is that, they have formed/created a god with their intellect, and this god, they've developed, is impersonal, as in, unlike the true picture of God, their idea of god is one with no personality. budaatum, do you recall me asking you a question with the following previous comment?:"If you all make your intellect as gods, what personality has the god that you've created with your intellect then? Curious to know. I bet its impersonal" |
Re: Paypal £100, Right Answer! by Ranchhoddas: 6:33pm On Aug 24, 2019 |
Oh Lord. We have been That's the problem with subjective answers. The answer is whatever the "asker" says it is. Anyway, I believe I'm due £10 for referral. I referred Iamplato. According to Google, thats N4,440. To whom do I send my account number? Budaatum. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Paypal £100, Right Answer! by MuttleyLaff: 6:53pm On Aug 24, 2019 |
Ranchhoddas:"Here is another slant to all this keeping a pound in a vault business. 1/ What is the goal of this 40 year old man with the idea of putting a dollar away in a vault, hmm? 2/ Does this man consider the impact of inflation on his buried and hidden away savings, hmm? 3/ Does he understand at all that the money hes put in the vault, is going to be eroded by inflation, hmm? 4/ Does he know there are better money saving ideas than hiding money away in a vault, hmm? 5/ Whats my #5 question again. Its skipped my mind. Sorry." - Re: Paypal £100, Right Answer! by MuttleyLaff: 4:08am On Aug 09 Let's report the scam, so they can do an Obinwanne "Invictus" Okeke and the 80 Nigerians for a multimillion dollar internet scam indictment on this for us. budaatum just ignored the inflation and reduced value of the saved money. |
Re: Paypal £100, Right Answer! by IamPlato(m): 6:59pm On Aug 24, 2019 |
Give The Answer In 50 words, dont Write Epistle |
Re: Paypal £100, Right Answer! by Ranchhoddas: 7:07pm On Aug 24, 2019 |
IamPlato: |
Re: Paypal £100, Right Answer! by Ranchhoddas: 7:11pm On Aug 24, 2019 |
MuttleyLaff:Just imagine. My brain cannot process anything regarding the thread anymore since the incentive has been taken away. This is a biiiiiiiiiiiig scaaaaaammmmmm. |
Re: Paypal £100, Right Answer! by MuttleyLaff: 7:29pm On Aug 24, 2019 |
Ranchhoddas:With inflation, the saved in a home vault £4800 is now actually worth a paltry £849.64 PS: Edited post to correct what the total rate of inflation of 464.95 % will make £4800 kept in a home vault be today https://www.thisismoney.co.uk/money/bills/article-1633409/Historic-inflation-calculator-value-money-changed-1900.html cc Ranchhoddas, budaatum |
Re: Paypal £100, Right Answer! by budaatum: 1:44am On Aug 25, 2019 |
Ranchhoddas:Basorun went to heaven and I need to send his body after him on 12 September. If my brain was bigger I might have chosen a better way but you know what happens to unused talents. budaatum:Be grateful I don't do it often. |
Re: Paypal £100, Right Answer! by Ranchhoddas: 4:30am On Aug 25, 2019 |
budaatum: |
Re: Paypal £100, Right Answer! by MuttleyLaff: 7:57am On Aug 25, 2019 |
budaatum:This must be so hard for you. I can't imagine the sadness you must be feeling from this vacuum, so pray it doesnt take a huge toll on your family. Please accept my heartfelt sympathy and profound condolences on the passing of Bashorun, your loved one. Whenever you're ready, I'd like to, some day, know and learn more about what Bashorun who passed on was like budaatum:"2Honor your father and mother” (which is the first commandment with a promise), 3that it may go well with you and that you may have a long life on the earth." - Ephesians 6:2-3 Wish you well with having Bashorun's body put into the ground. You'll be OK and fine, considering so far that unused talents dont at all get buried, like done by the fearful, evil, bad, wicked, lazy, good-for-nothing and useless servant who was thrown out into the dark where people cry and grit their teeth in pain, all for burying his unused talent 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Paypal £100, Right Answer! by budaatum: 2:35pm On Aug 25, 2019 |
MuttleyLaff:Basorun bought me my first dog. I saw it in the village skinny and sick and said I wanted it and Basorun paid 50kobo for it. I took it home to Lagos and someone tried taking it for ₦100 and I told him where to go! The going to heaven of Basorun is a good thing. He sits by his Father the King of the Heavens preparing the Logos for the new Basorun. 1 Like |
Re: Paypal £100, Right Answer! by Ranchhoddas: 4:12pm On Aug 25, 2019 |
budaatum:You be old man ooo... 2 Likes 1 Share |
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