Mens names and what he’s really like……
Just might be true. Enjoy! (www.hotspot.co.uk)

Adam- Gay, thinks he’s better looking than he is, very feminine.

Adrian- Usually short and very Hot, watches cartoons

Alan- Shy but sensitive, gets screwed over by women

Alex- Cute and short but a liar and a cheat

Andrew- Gay and still has a small Pecker!

Anthony- Great guy and kind to all galz, smells of weed

Arnold- Loser

Arthur-Hung like a slave and celibate

Barry-Lights fires, pinches girls bottoms and is well hung

Ben- Funny and can be real difficult to beat at games

Bob- Quiet and unpopular, eats with his hands

Brad-Thinks everyone likes him…, but they don’t

Brendan- Quiet and sweet, gets beaten up all the time

Brian- Mean and only thinks of himself, no he’s not the messiah he’s just a naughty boy

Bruce- Stinks bad and thinks everyone else’s name is also bruce

Carl- Fat and smelly, usually goes for girls fatter than him

Chris- Cant pull, will pay for women, but has a huge pecker and can use it too

Clark- Hilarious and always in trouble, problem with “jailbait”

Craig- Tries to fit in-he never does

Cyril- Well, Cyril

Damon-Total loser in a sweaty sort of way

Dane-Weird but can hold together a conversation with a mermaid

Daniel-Likes fine figured women, in reality goes for fat birds who he works alongside due to tiny penis

Darren-Rampant love god, all round top bloke (a must have for all women)

David-Simple folk born in barns, would be a rapist and a drunk

Dean-Full of himself and thinks with his dick

Dennis-Either very nice to girls or a gay

Derek- Has a great mummy, and blow-up doll collection

Dominic-Hilarious and will do anything to please

Doug-Has a greasy face, drinking problem and warts

Dylan-Hot bastard, who cant sing

Eddie-Wants too many chicks he will never get cuz he is an arsehole

Eric-Shy

Evan-A little slow but sweet, sexy and a model mental patient

Frank-Different- missing DNA-Favours girls named Lucy

Garreth-Sweet but dresses too good to be straight

Gary-Drug addict but willing to share

Gavin-Likes bondage, S&M with other men

Geoff-Prefers golf to sex and war to peace

George- Barman who drinks more than he sells

Graham-Very hard to understand, likes group sex

Grant-Hot!! But so sweet and you can talk to him about anything.

Greg-Really sweet and feels sorry for himself
Howard-Likes small breasted women and porn!

Ian- Thinks all the galz want him, but isn’t due to facial warts….

Jake-Shy and sweet but a slut when drunk

Jamie-Likes small boys with big willies

James-Organized and can be romantic

Jeff-Really ugly

Jeremy-Loud and thinks that he’s all that he says he is

Jack- Stupid but hot, always right

Jimmy-Sweet, has fantasies of love and affection

Joe-Built like a bear, sexy but tends to lose his head

John-Has no friends or life, tends to kill small animals

Jonathon-Likes small boys

Josh-Full of himself, Fun!!!!

Justin-Aggravating but lovable, insecure but successful

Kevin-Can never get a girlfriend

Keith-Good person to talk to when you have a problem- he is a worse!
Kenneth-Very, very…. anything you want him to be

Larry-Cute but wannabe player with big ass

Liam- Loud mouthed arsehole, normally found in rock bands and pubs

Luke-Seems to be sweet-Luke Solomons exactly!

Malcolm-Tall man who tends to lose his trousers

Mark-Wished girls liked him for who he is not his great looks, mouthy bastard though!

Matt-The fat boy of the class, likes sweets and full of shit

Mike-Very good looking but he will do anything for a girl,  which is totally sweet

Nathan-Stupid as hell and wears girls’ knickers

Nik-Cant get past the missionary position though

Oliver-Likes men but he is in denial

Owen-Cute guy who is immature, and sings welsh songs

Patrick-Drunk, drunk, drunk

Paul-Cool, calm and handsome, a quality only found in gays

Peter-Cutie but very shy, makes women feel like virgins

Philip-Stupid idiot who wishes he were cool.

Rick-Ugly shithead who everybody hates

Richard-Can’t stop wanking and more wet dreams than anybody

Rob- Tall and ugly……… everybody hates him. Not a boob man

Ross- Total loser and computer genius

Russell-Likes to play in the leaves, which makes him an arsehole

Ryan-Short but sexy body and even sexier mind

Sam-Birds love him, great in the sack

Scott-Has serious disabilities

Sean-Has small testicles and no friends, usually accident-prone and thinks he is hard

Shane-Thinks everybody wants to shag him and he is a virgin

Simon-Likes a night out with the lads and curries. Wears extra large clothes cuz of weight problem

Steve-Popular, but bald with shiny red nose

Stuart-Droll guy with great arse and suicidal tendencies

Tim-Hot but a bit strange, can never tell where he is

Toby-Bastard

Tom-Cool but can be arrogant

Trevor-Sweet and funny but sometimes untrustworthy

Warren-Cool, fat homosexual guy

Will- Wishes he were popular

What happened to Raymond.

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RAYMOND,

sorry they missed yours. Let me help you out. RAYMOND- Short and full of himself.
That should do i guess. LOL