i m a play guy yes i admit
now i need to settle down
i met her
she kept refusing me
to the extent that she poured me dirty water from cloth-washings
i approached her best friend for help b/c the stay in the same roof
i like fair gurls and she is not exempted
her friend is black-ebony
her constant refusal silenced me
my friend took me to a man
he gave me somethin to put in her food
i bought two take-away food
i gave it to her friend to her
mistakingly she ate the one i put the thing
in the morning i went to verify only to be embarrassed by her friend with kissing and strange touches
i fled
help me
wht do i do?

hmmmmmmm

you went to do voodoo 2 get a chick

and it backfires

and you coming here

i guess we look like babalawo to you

you beta go back to d babalawo or stick with d friend

she is blak
i dnt like blks

Sweet Lord!

oh well

buy her bleaching cream

or tell babalawo to turn her into wht u want

Rotflmao! why u con do black voodoo?

she is my life, i cant leave her

Poster,
Go and look for MJ's grave, wake him and ask him the doctor that turned him from black to white, apply the therapy on your voodoo found love.

If only the fair lady had jejely agreed there would have been no need for voodoo o!

Poster,
Is fate at work. marry her,
buy her a bleashing cream,
with that you have your choiced gurl.

Guy, please stop that your formulated story, U better tell us that you're here to entertain us, I guess you've been watching a lot of Nollywood home videos

Engr.will:

i m a play guy yes i admit
now i need to settle down
i met her
she kept refusing me
to the extent that she poured me dirty water from cloth-washings
i approached her best friend for help b/c the stay in the same roof
i like fair gurls and she is not exempted
her friend is black-ebony
her constant refusal silenced me
my friend took me to a man
he gave me somethin to put in her food
i bought two take-away food
i gave it to her friend to her
mistakingly she ate the one i put the thing
in the morning i went to verify only to be embarrassed by her friend with kissing and strange touches
i fled
help me
wht do i do?

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RUH ROH

Go get d girl's parent n confess ur sin 2 em n take her 2 church 4 deliverance or else she ll trace her way back 2 u n give d best of her love.lol

millco88:

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RUH ROH

LMAO!!!

Why on earth would somebody use voodoo to get a chic. Lord have mercy, serves you right.

Repent dude!

i will but let me get her ist

tell me 10 genuine reasons why you want this girl apart from her completion.
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Ode, Juju love, what do I tell you. I pity u, U need juju to win a girl ooooh so pathetic.

r231:

oh well

buy her bleaching cream

or tell babalawo to turn her into wht u want

You are a goattttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
Nemesis have caught up with you
you put something in her food? how disgusting
i dont believe in love potions but you realise you could have poisoned her
Aunofia, i have now ord of advice seriously

r231:

oh well

buy her bleaching cream

or tell babalawo to turn her into wht u want

laugh don kill me die

Lmao, kai poster u do finish me with ur tread. I no fit shout

Are you really serious or just pulling our legs, do u have to go to this extent to get a woman when you are a man and can easily approach other women. What nmanner of a person are you that you are dabbling and messing with charms, is the girl not even better off without you because your character seems questionable from your post, I mean what other disgusting things will you do when you finally get her to become yours. Let's say she does not get pregnant for the early years of your marriage, you will quickly go get more juju for her to drink and vomit children, abi? You are so so disgusting!(Sorry I don't insult people but this is really sickening? Disgustee!

nollywood blues,

is dis aw u make ur grand entrance! U have just bin registered
d dirty water washin and voodoo part gave u away, it's a hollywood mobo jobo
get a life

BALLESS a.ss wipe

@ OP

. Your juju has made the right choice for you. You better marry the ebony chic.

grab your copy !now!!

@poster,2 b frank wit u ur very sily 2 av done wot u did.did u av 2 go 2 an herbalist 2 win a gals hart,i dnt bliv der r still ppl out der who still do shits lik dis.so y r u now lukin 4 remedies or solutions wen d did as bin don,y did'nt u consult an elderly  person b4 venturin into it now troble don com u com dey find solution,i pray d only remedy uv got is marry d gal dat ate d food.serves u rite!

Buhahahahahahahaha!!!!
This is hi-fuc.king-larious!
I never knew such thingz happened in real life.
Poster are you pulling our legs?
This thread just made my day! Thank youu!!