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Who will you serve the meat? by Nobody: 2:45pm On Aug 23, 2019
Your mother and your mother in-law visited and you have only one meat left.

Who will you serve the meat?
Re: Who will you serve the meat? by XhosaNostra(f): 2:46pm On Aug 23, 2019
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Re: Who will you serve the meat? by nlPoster: 2:47pm On Aug 23, 2019
Do you think your intended audience has any sense at all or you feel they have none?
Re: Who will you serve the meat? by emkad: 2:49pm On Aug 23, 2019
My stomach

Will serve both of them the food and tell them we dont have meat, then sit down queitly in my kitchen and eat my meat.

I cannot use the little money i have to buy trouble

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Re: Who will you serve the meat? by nlPoster: 3:04pm On Aug 23, 2019
It's stupidity if the op doesn't know enough to go and buy meat if you're expecting visitors. No offence.

On the off chance people show up when you have nothing in your pot of stew, simply explain the same.

Things dont have to be this complicated.

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Re: Who will you serve the meat? by czarina(f): 3:05pm On Aug 23, 2019
emkad:
My stomach

Will serve both of them the food and tell them we dont have meat, then sit down queitly in my kitchen and eat my meat.

I cannot use the little money i have to buy trouble
Your last line is everything! cheesy cheesy


Just settle down and enjoy your meat in the kitchen.


Modified:

Is that your baby on your profile? He's cute kiss

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Re: Who will you serve the meat? by Nobody: 3:28pm On Aug 23, 2019
Just cut the meat into two equal halves
Anyone who is not satisfied with the quantity can give it up for the other.
Simple!!
Or simply don't give them any meat at all.

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Re: Who will you serve the meat? by Nobody: 3:29pm On Aug 23, 2019
my mother of course, the mother in-law can go kill herself.
Re: Who will you serve the meat? by Nobody: 3:32pm On Aug 23, 2019
Please. My mum. no doubts there.
Re: Who will you serve the meat? by Magnoliaa(f): 3:33pm On Aug 23, 2019
LillyVal:
Your mother and your mother in-law visited and you have only one meat left.

Who will you serve the meat?

Firstly, There's nothing in a 'meat.'

And secondly, I won't be (the one) making any decision about that, you know why? cheesy They are elderly African women, so they'll usually forego it and let the other person take it. I see older people around me do it a lot - passing something (a seat, drink, money etc) to the other person until one finally accepts it.

My mom will most definitely let MIL take the meat.

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