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Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Idowuogbo(f): 10:59pm On Dec 27, 2010
Element G:

ID, wats your freaking probs, u just like taking everything personal, we never even carry ourselves go altar u don dey nag, abeg free me jor angry angry angry angry
Element G:

@efe thanks jor, i appreciate all

@taz, see dont kiss me, i just dont understand wats with u and ID, y is she looking for wats not lost angry angry angry, just because i greeted u (not even with a kiss), she started sparking like goat they gave chloroquine angry angry
if ni decide to hit u back wiv my bars you wud hate me , so watch ur tongue sucker angry angry angry angry angry

@el
howdy , hope u gud
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by tanimz(f): 11:00pm On Dec 27, 2010
El Guapo:

*Zooms in with his xorbitant skyscraper* Wad up peepz?
Its been jingle bell all d way 4 me frm November and i must confess i missed evryone of u expect maself.
So which one happen last? Tz n id my gossip heroines its ova to the duo of u wink wink wink


Your speech na one in town. cool

Happy Yuletide, hope you enjoyed Christmas day? Anything for the Badosky girls? cool
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by tanimz(f): 11:01pm On Dec 27, 2010
ID, ki lon sele nau? undecided
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Idowuogbo(f): 11:02pm On Dec 27, 2010
^ kos is am gud,
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by tanimz(f): 11:03pm On Dec 27, 2010
^^ You sure? I no too like the kind yarnings you and Element dey yarn. undecided
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Idowuogbo(f): 11:05pm On Dec 27, 2010
next dat talk abeg , he dey open mouth dey talk tins wey he no if i begin na cry he go cry last tseewn me goat imagine , he no even fear hmmmmmm
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by tanimz(f): 11:05pm On Dec 27, 2010
He called you a goat? shocked

Which kind levels be that? angry
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Nobody: 11:10pm On Dec 27, 2010
Gosh!!! Tz u jxt reminded of my forgotten luggages that had assorted present 4 jxt the two of u.
Mehn what am i gonna do nw?
Anyway 're u gurls ready lemme take u out on an eve shopping spree?
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by tanimz(f): 11:12pm On Dec 27, 2010
^^ Shior. grin
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Nobody: 11:14pm On Dec 27, 2010
Y the shior naa? Abi i no fit size una?
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by tanimz(f): 11:15pm On Dec 27, 2010
You no fit and you just proved it! grin grin
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Idowuogbo(f): 11:18pm On Dec 27, 2010
tanimz:

He called you a goat? shocked

Which kind levels be that? angry
i can deal wiv it , trust me
i neva ready to blast yet


@el
hope u got me d rite bra size darling kiss kiss kiss kiss
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by tanimz(f): 11:21pm On Dec 27, 2010
^^ Just remember, I'm right behind you. wink

We must deal with that crayfish! How dare he? angry
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Idowuogbo(f): 11:23pm On Dec 27, 2010
dont worri am capable ask banky
btwn na marital affair , so i destroy indoors only
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by tanimz(f): 11:25pm On Dec 27, 2010
Idowuogbo:

dont worri am capable ask banky
btwn na marital affair , so i destroy indoors only

grin grin grin grin

But the crayfish talk say una never marry na. How e come take be marital affair?
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by nana(f): 11:25pm On Dec 27, 2010
ID! How re ya?

Hello Tanimz  smiley
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Nobody: 11:28pm On Dec 27, 2010
nana, hiya grin
*sings* "i wanna get to know ya" wink
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by tanimz(f): 11:29pm On Dec 27, 2010
nana:

Hello Tanimz  smiley

Hi sweety, what's up? cool

BoboYekini, o ma baje o. So you can't even greet? angry
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by nana(f): 11:30pm On Dec 27, 2010
Am good Tanimz. Hope u had a nice xmas. . .

BoboYekini:

nana, hiya grin
*sings* "i wanna get to know ya" wink
Hello Uncle Yeks cheesy
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Idowuogbo(f): 11:32pm On Dec 27, 2010
tanimz:

grin grin grin grin

But the crayfish talk say una never marry na. How e come take be marital affair?
bcus we never talk  i do , no mean sey our heart never marry o
food 4 tots

@nana
she ire ti pada ni  wink cheesy cheesy
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by eldav(m): 11:33pm On Dec 27, 2010
ID nd TAZ hw u guyz?
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by tanimz(f): 11:34pm On Dec 27, 2010
nana:

Am good Tanimz. Hope u had a nice xmas. . .

It was great love. Thanks for asking. smiley

You're such a sweet girl. How was your Christmas darling? cheesy

Idowuogbo:

bcus we never talk  i do , no mean sey our heart never marry o
food 4 tots

I see. . . But does he think so? undecided

Just curious.

Eldav!!!

What's up bro? cool cool cool
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by nana(f): 11:35pm On Dec 27, 2010
Yeah ID,mo ti pada loni  smiley Shey ogbeni yen ti call?
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by nana(f): 11:36pm On Dec 27, 2010
tanimz:

It was great love. Thanks for asking. smiley

You're such a sweet girl. How was your Christmas darling? cheesy


kiss It was nice hun smiley
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Idowuogbo(f): 11:39pm On Dec 27, 2010
nana:

Yeah ID,mo ti pada loni  smiley Shey ogbeni yen ti call?
can u beliv he hasnt , dats y we fight
na wen he see me he dey treasure me o  angry angry
i swear if no b sey we b blood , i 4 don dash charity

@tanis
dont worry , am sure
he cant deny even if he was hypnotised

@eld
baby am gud , how u dey
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by tanimz(f): 11:42pm On Dec 27, 2010
nana:

kiss It was nice hun smiley

Good to know love.

I believe you're new around here, but I can see you're already acquainted with Badosky Snr, herself.

Welcome to the Jokes section - the Badosky territory. cool
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by tanimz(f): 11:43pm On Dec 27, 2010
Idowu, make he come first. We must to deal with am! angry
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by nana(f): 11:43pm On Dec 27, 2010
Idowuogbo:

can u beliv he hasnt , dats y we fight
na wen he see me he dey treasure me o  angry angry
i swear if no b sey we b blood , i 4 don dash charity

Ah,charity ke?  cheesy Ma binu cheesy
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by nana(f): 11:45pm On Dec 27, 2010
tanimz:

Good to know love.

I believe you're new around here, but I can see you're already acquainted with Badosky Snr, herself.

Welcome to the Jokes section - the Badosky territory. cool

Yeah,quite a newbie in this section. Thanks for the warm welcome wink
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Idowuogbo(f): 11:45pm On Dec 27, 2010
@nana
i no vex , i no sey shayo til dey hin system from yestiday nite
kan shomo be sha , i jus dey para ni  cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

@tanis
ma wori se , ogboski is able
mo roka fun , ma tu fi odo gun yan fun
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by eldav(m): 11:45pm On Dec 27, 2010
Tanimz and Idowu

im gud girls.

id i hope ur day was more dan u hoped 4?

tanimz i hope ur day so far,is great?
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by tanimz(f): 11:48pm On Dec 27, 2010
^^ Not that great to be honest. But we're trying. What else can a woman do? cool

Nana, you're welcome. cheesy

Idowu, mo kunkun trust e. You can't fit disappoint me. wink

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