I WANT TO KUKUMA BREAK THIS TABLE

Most girls in Nigeria has 4 boyfriends.. Bestie, Boo,
Big head and Shuga Daddy.
The thing is, most of them cannot make heaven.


1. BESTIE


Bestie- Usually a childhood friend or high school boyfriend. Nigerian girls are more fond of this person,share secret with him, they're very free with this guy even tho they know he can't marry them. They can come out of the shower naked while he is sitting on her bed pressing phone. He's usually the guy that satisfy her when she Want to prove to Boo she can stay 6 months without sex. They usually cheat on their marriage or relationship with this particular person. In Nigeria, Bestie dey shift pant. Bestie cannot make heaven.

2. BOO


Boo- The official boyfriend. The one they post his picture on social media and tag. He is usually financially balanced and takes care of small small needs. He is d one she is hoping will propose and give palm-wine to her village people. Every girl has atleast one boo in Nigeria. He is also sometimes d beneficiary of shuga Dadies generosity.
Boo will make heaven.

3. BIG HEAD aka MUGU


Big head- That innocent guy who loves them and are really ready to spend on them, they see guys like this as ATM and will always like to tease him with some funny names like big head and all that to make him feel involved but deep down their heart he has no place in their hearts..Sometimes when bestie and boo disappoints, Big head becomes important... Big head is also d one they ask to give quiet when their phone rings, big head can never get head or sex, big head can only get a Peck after they alert, big head is usually d MUMU and MUGU. Big head never gets angry because he is hoping that she might love him back someday. Big head is d one they save as big head, fool, idiot, mumu etc in their phones.
Big head cannot make heaven, there no place for fools in heaven.

4. SHUGA DADDY or simply ZADDY


Lastly is SHUGA DADDY
Almost every girl in Abuja have shuga daddy. He is d one they call Zaddy. He is d one they call uncleeeee, he is d financier, the real maga, he is d one that takes her on trips to Dubai and Ghana. He is d one that calls her even @ midnight as she will leave u with ur konji. When Zaddy calls, she must answer. Zaddy is d one that pays house rent, dstv sub, skool fees, Christmas shopping.
Zaddy is d one she calls when she has police case or landlord harassment. Whenever they re with Zaddy, they put their phone on silence. Shuga Daddy can never make heaven.
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sharp guys like us have only one anthem




"pretend as if you love her until you bleep her"

If you're married, never allow your wife a close male best friend, I repeat DONT

EazyFrenzy:

Big head cannot make heaven, there no place for fools in heaven.

The bloded cracked me up!

EazyFrenzy:

Big head cannot make heaven, there no place for fools in heaven.

The bolded cracked me up!

cidieschat:
If you're married, never allow your wife a close male best friend, I repeat DONT

but wot if ur still in a relationship

EazyFrenzy:

I WANT TO KUKUMA BREAK THIS TABLE

Most girls in Nigeria has 4 boyfriends.. Bestie, Boo,
Big head and Shuga Daddy.
The thing is, most of them cannot make heaven.


1. BESTIE


Bestie- Usually a childhood friend or high school boyfriend. Nigerian girls are more fond of this person,share secret with him, they're very free with this guy even tho they know he can't marry them. They can come out of the shower naked while he is sitting on her bed pressing phone. He's usually the guy that satisfy her when she Want to prove to Boo she can stay 6 months without sex. They usually cheat on their marriage or relationship with this particular person. In Nigeria, Bestie dey shift pant. Bestie cannot make heaven.

2. BOO


Boo- The official boyfriend. The one they post his picture on social media and tag. He is usually financially balanced and takes care of small small needs. He is d one she is hoping will propose and give palm-wine to her village people. Every girl has atleast one boo in Nigeria. He is also sometimes d beneficiary of shuga Dadies generosity.
Boo will make heaven.

3. BIG HEAD aka MUGU


Big head- That innocent guy who loves them and are really ready to spend on them, they see guys like this as ATM and will always like to tease him with some funny names like big head and all that to make him feel involved but deep down their heart he has no place in their hearts..Sometimes when bestie and boo disappoints, Big head becomes important... Big head is also d one they ask to give quiet when their phone rings, big head can never get head or sex, big head can only get a Peck after they alert, big head is usually d MUMU and MUGU. Big head never gets angry because he is hoping that she might love him back someday. Big head is d one they save as big head, fool, idiot, mumu etc in their phones.
Big head cannot make heaven, there no place for fools in heaven.

4. SHUGA DADDY or simply ZADDY


Lastly is SHUGA DADDY
Almost every girl in Abuja have shuga daddy. He is d one they call Zaddy. He is d one they call uncleeeee, he is d financier, the real maga, he is d one that takes her on trips to Dubai and Ghana. He is d one that calls her even @ midnight as she will leave u with ur konji. When Zaddy calls, she must answer. Zaddy is d one that pays house rent, dstv sub, skool fees, Christmas shopping.
Zaddy is d one she calls when she has police case or landlord harassment. Whenever they re with Zaddy, they put their phone on silence. Shuga Daddy can never make heaven.
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where is the side dude aka the player Thats my favorite

OP, se you go make heaven like dis?