@op are u still alive? Then forget about killing ur self.

@op are u still alive? Then forget about killing ur self.

The fact that you open a thread on nairaland to tell us abt it shows that you are really not gonna kill ya self.

Have hope others have it worse!

I think what the poster really meant when he said he wanted to die was that he wanted to dye his hair

Guy leave dat thing. Na today? If u see death u go run,

y all dis announcement all about? since u have ceiling fan, i suggest u hang urself on it. it is faster.

Sometime in July/Aug, a friend's friend updated his fbk status that he was tired of all the embarrasment and he was goin to end it all once and for all!
Hs friends laughed at him because everybody felt everythn was workin out for him and he was only joking. 2weeks later,we heard the guy had killed himself!!!
Another guy I know who sells electronics very close to my office bought otapiapia on a Monday and jokingly told his colleague that if the economy continues like ths,he'l drink the otapiapia and just leave. On thursday,he didnt come to the shop and hs fone refusd to be picked. He drank otapiapia and left!
I believ ths poster is battling some stuff,I wish i kud help!

Odunnu:

Sometime in July/Aug, a friend's friend updated his fbk status that he was tired of all the embarrasment and he was goin to end it all once and for all!
Hs friends laughed at him because everybody felt everythn was workin out for him and he was only joking. 2weeks later,we heard the guy had killed himself!!!
Another guy I know who sells electronics very close to my office bought otapiapia on a Monday and jokingly told his colleague that if the economy continues like ths,he'l drink the otapiapia and just leave. On thursday,he didnt come to the shop and hs fone refusd to be picked. He drank otapiapia and left!
I believ ths poster is battling some stuff,I wish i kud help!

Sorry what is otapiapia and how can I get it. I live in the NY/NJ area!

Thanks.

Odunnu:

Sometime in July/Aug, a friend's friend updated his fbk status that he was tired of all the embarrasment and he was goin to end it all once and for all!
Hs friends laughed at him because everybody felt everythn was workin out for him and he was only joking. 2weeks later,we heard the guy had killed himself!!!
Another guy I know who sells electronics very close to my office bought otapiapia on a Monday and jokingly told his colleague that if the economy continues like ths,he'l drink the otapiapia and just leave. On thursday,he didnt come to the shop and hs fone refusd to be picked. He drank otapiapia and left!
I believ ths poster is battling some stuff,I wish i kud help!

Ignore my earlier post. I just found out that it is a local rrganophasphate-containing rodenticide. But the question remains: How can I get it?

I live in Nigeria,and I dont want you to die. Please,whatever it is,i'm sure talking it over with a counsellor would be soothing. Plz talk to a shrink. I love you and the entire world needs you. You may not feel like it now but i'm being honest with you.Pleaz dnt die!

Op i live in Texas and I am willing to help you kill your sorry ass. Gimme your address I will send the otapiapia for you by UPS first thing tomorrow morning express mailing.

you want to die or you want a whoopy erse @ OP.

I believe it is only loser than attend suicide.I dn't want 2 believe u re 1.Even if i dnt need u,i believe politicians needs ur vote in d up comin election.

@op Ever heard of a place called hell?

A guy was once rusheD into the ER by 3am after taking booze and otapiapia cos of a girl. While he was strapped to bed and the poison was being pumped out of him he dint stop screaming 'I wan die o' over and over again. He actually got what he wanted after falling off the bed, shitting in his pants, vomiting blood and part of his shredded intestines, e.t.c. Time of death: 8.30am.
Be careful what you wish for cos you just might get it!

@topic: booze and otapiapia will surely do the work

Before you do it though ask yourself if its worth it? Believe me nothing is worth taking your life for (if u avnt already)

have you gone?

I only pray he's kidding

Just because you are HIV positive that is why you want to take your life.

@ tomtom, r u sure he is hiv positive?who told u?

please die because the rate of unemployment is too much, at least one person will take over your job while your house will also be useful for one person to rent or occupied as well and if you think the death is stubborn, fly down to Lagos,I will show you agege railway maybe you lie down there for train to crush you or come to 3rd mainland bridge and try jump into the sea that should help but if that doesn't work, pay me to get recruit soldiers to fire you like 100 bullet and burn you to ashes.

^^ lol

C'mmon guys, what the OP needs right now is encouragement and not the rubbish you're saying. OP, if you kill yourself, HELL is waiting for you! Please don't do it, your grand-children want to see you. Please, others have life threatening problems too and yet, they've never contemplated suicide. Please and please, I'm begging you

This is by far one of the most funny thread on NL. . . I can't help but laugh my Fuccking black azz out,
Guy's 're asking if a dead man is still alive!


The guy is only pulling ur legs,he only wanted 2 dye his hair as some1 previously said.

Not everytin should be taken as fun.Sumtimes ,we know pple express serious feelings even though it is in a funny way.If dis guy commit sucide,it is vry sure of him going to hell.I don't just know hw satan would just deceive pple to dis extent.Anyway@op,we would gladly have ur phone no. Just post it and let me n my fellow nairalanders see hw we can help u out of dis self-destructive misery.Pls,if u are really serious and need help.Post ur phone no here on dis thread

Oh hes gone.

@ REALITY, r u serious?
@ Funkybabe, whats d outcome of ur chat wit dis guy?

@ ccolins, the guy did not specify any problem other than 'i want to die', so the possible solutions are posted to him. But if he really had a severe problem it would have been made public and possible solutions post to him, so i beleive its a joke since he had no new topic to post.

manmustwac:

I think what the poster really meant when he said he wanted to die was that he wanted to dye his hair

lmaooo silly

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