I'm coming to share mine shortly
Modified:

I've had two encounters with insane people.

I will share one and drop the second one later when more people share theirs.

Happened last Sunday, went out earlier than usual to hang out with friends.

Decided to come home earlier than usual too, around 5pm.

Alighted from Keke and strolled down into my hood. Half way in, a lady called out "bros"

I turned only to see a "newly" mad beautiful lady calling me from the top section of the underpass.

At first I thought she may be drunk, but she kept on calling.
Bros come na
Come make we go do
Ahh, after na you people will be saying that I'm wicked.
Come make we go cook
You go eat indomie?
Bros come na."

I stood for over 10 minutes starring at her and imagining lots of things.
What could be actually wrong with her?
She dey drunk?
She take drug?
Avi she smoke hard drugs?

Well, I shook my head and strolled jejely into my street.


Oya share yours!

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Apeshy101:
I'm coming to share mine shortly
Modified:

I've had two encounters with insane people.

I will share one and drop the second one later when more people share theirs.

Happened last Sunday, went out earlier than usual to hang out with friends.

Decided to come home earlier than usual too, around 5pm.

Alighted from Keke and strolled down into my hood. Half way in, a lady called out "bros"

I turned only to see a "newly" mad beautiful lady calling me from the top section of the underpass.

At first I thought she may be drunk, but she kept on calling.
Bros come na
Come make we go do
Ahh, after na you people will be saying that I'm wicked.
Come make we go cook
You go eat indomie?
Bros come na."

I stood for over 10 minutes starring at her and imagining lots of things.
What could be actually wrong with her?
She dey drunk?
She take drug?
Avi she smoke hard drugs?

Well, I shook my head and strolled jejely into my street.


Oya share yours!

Hmm mad one abi


My encounter with apeshy wasn't funny at all

Lol
First, was when I was in junior school
Was going back home with a classmate of mine
There was a mad lady sitting by the side of the road
We were skeptical about going past the lady
Then a man walked past us, kicked the ladies *belongings*
He even went as far as insulting and threatening to beat her
That was when she calmed down and got back to what she was doing earlier on(playing with cans)
As me and my classmate come say make we pass as per the woman nor fit do anything
Naim the woman raise head(chai, I nor fit forget the eye way she give us dah day)
She say "oya come pass na, come and pass"
Them no tell us twice before we run cross main road
We still use style dey look back incase she change mind come decide follow ua
As we dey go, na so she self dey use eye go with us
Mhen that day was crazy ehn
I still see am for dream that night
The consecutive days that followed, na another route I use take dey go house

My ex Dammy was real definition of madness.. A great liar,manipulator,greedy,selfish,very very insecure.....

DenreleDave:




Hmm mad one abi


My encounter with apeshy wasn't funny at all

Wetin I do Bros na?

You see me for dream?

melodynk01:
Lol
First, was when I was in junior school
Was going back home with a classmate of mine
There was a mad lady sitting by the side of the road
We were skeptical about going past the lady
Then a man walked past us, kicked the ladies *belongings*
He even went as far as insulting and threatening to beat her
That was when she calmed down and got back to what she was doing earlier on(playing with cans)
As me and my classmate come say make we pass as per the woman nor fit do anything
Naim the woman raise head(chai, I nor fit forget the eye way she give us dah day)
She say "oya come pass na, come and pass"
Them no tell us twice before we run cross main road
We still use style dey look back incase she change mind come decide follow ua
As we dey go, na so she self dey use eye go with us
Mhen that day was crazy ehn
I still see am for dream that night
The consecutive days that followed, na another route I use take dey go house

Quite similar to the second one I will share

As long as you're on nairaland, you've encountered a mad human.

#Fact...


offline encounter was when I went to Lagos Tin Can Port '2nd gate' I was strolling down "Liver pool" when I saw a lady sticking coke bottle into her viva and moaning... I had an erection and wished it was late in the NIGHT.












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So I could prayed for her.

Offpoint:
As long as you're on nairaland, you've encountered a mad human.

#Fact...


offline encounter was when I went to Lagos Tin Can Port '2nd gate' I was strolling down "Liver pool" when I saw a lady sticking coke bottle into her viva and moaning... I had an erection and wished it was late in the NIGHT.

So I could prayed for her.

Baba Offpoint

Your eyes go clear when she says, "Jesus I know, Apeshy101 I know, who are you?

Apeshy101:


Baba Offpoint

Your eyes go clear when she says, "Jesus I know, Apeshy101 I know, who are you?

His cousin

Lol it actually happened to my mum
She was rushing to get something nd she boom she bump into a mad man, she didn't even notice at first bt as she turned back to apologize na so she see say na mad man, na so the mad man dey stare with his frown face they look at my mom,naso my mum started begging with her to palm together say make e no vex,after 1 minute to staring he just hissed nd went his way
People were already thinking what will happen lol

Yes I pass where he dey smoke igbo with 3 bottles of hero lager

He just turned picked up a heavy stone, I turned around and picked a 2 by 2 stick

He just looked at me and dropped his

I for burst him head

so one sat evening at around 20.00 GMT, i badly needed to jog to keep fit and burn some calories, as i was jogging, i noticed a tattered looking semi naked man coming towards me with something shinny in his hands laughing and all smiling, i stopped jogging and decided to work calmly in order to deescalate the perceived threat at sight, as the man approached me, i noticed that the shinny stuff in his hand was a smartphone, i was curious to see what he was doing with a smartphone, lol and behold, he was on Nairaland Romance section reading and commenting on threads while laughing and nodding his heads like agama lizard, i was shocked...

no wonder the romance section is filled with insanity. many on this romance section might also be mad like that mad man i encountered during my little exercise.