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How Do You Think You Will Die? by banjicom(m): 11:00pm On Dec 04, 2019
Ok, so while i was meditating today, something came into my mind from nowhere, and this was how i would die? So i got a little curious if people ever think that how will they die? So let's have some discussion apart from making money. How do you think you will die?
Re: How Do You Think You Will Die? by NwaAmaikpe: 11:06pm On Dec 04, 2019
shocked



I was starting to think I will be a victim of the hate speech bill and die by hanging.

But since my mouth won't kill me again, my prick will.

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Re: How Do You Think You Will Die? by falcon01: 11:11pm On Dec 04, 2019
on my100th birthday I shall die peacefully in my sleep.

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Re: How Do You Think You Will Die? by banjicom(m): 11:24pm On Dec 04, 2019
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



I was starting to think I will be a victim of the hate speech bill and die by hanging.

But since my mouth won't kill me again, my prick will.

Lols cheesy why don't you cut off your prick and live forever


Sense will not kill me! cheesy

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Re: How Do You Think You Will Die? by CAPSLOCKED: 6:28am On Dec 05, 2019
MIGHT PROBABLY DIE OF ALCOHOLISM IN A PUB HOLDING MY FAVORITE BOTTLE OF BEER. I DON'T KNOW. sad

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Re: How Do You Think You Will Die? by onwuakpachris(m): 7:42am On Dec 05, 2019
I won't be surprised if I develop any of those wicked chronic diseases like cancer or kidney failure In d future cus right now i'm a junkie..stuffing my system wit drugs..but I js no send cus once those wicked illnesses that will eventually kill me comes calling.. ama just overdose myself..die peacefully in my sleep nd go nd rest jare...I cannot come and suffer all d pains of those chronic diseases for years nd still die most painfully so in d end..even d bible says that "he who lives by the machete will die by d the machete".. so me that lives by drugs now will also die by drugs when I feel like dieing...lol..

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Re: How Do You Think You Will Die? by Gofwane(m): 7:43am On Dec 05, 2019
CAPSLOCKED:
MIGHT PROBABLY DIE OF ALCOHOLISM sad
Same here. The rate at which i dey shayo is scary even to the beer parlour owner.

The suprissing thing is i don't misbehave no matter the quantity of Goldberg or Man-pass-Man i take grin

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Re: How Do You Think You Will Die? by JoeMaddog: 7:51am On Dec 05, 2019
I've never really given it a thought. But anyway goes. Any die na die. Make I sha no suffer before death.

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Re: How Do You Think You Will Die? by kongolo(m): 9:11am On Dec 05, 2019
In my bed at the age of 80,with my belly full of palm wine and an 18year old lady's mouth around my pecker

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Re: How Do You Think You Will Die? by Nobody: 9:16am On Dec 05, 2019
I would love to reach old age with good health and die peacefully surrounded by my loved ones..

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Re: How Do You Think You Will Die? by banjicom(m): 9:26am On Dec 05, 2019
onwuakpachris:
I won't be surprised if I develop any of those wicked chronic diseases like cancer or kidney failure In d future cus right now i'm a junkie..stuffing my system wit drugs..but I js no send cus once those wicked illnesses that will eventually kill u comes calling.. ama just overdose myself nd die peacefully in my sleep nd go nd rest jare...I cannot come and suffer all d pains of those chronic diseases for years nd still die most painfully so in d end..even d bible says that "he who kills with matchete will die by matchete".. so me that kills my system now with drug use will also die by drug overdose wen I feel like dieing...lol

Damn!!! This is scary

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Re: How Do You Think You Will Die? by vanida6: 9:55am On Dec 05, 2019
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



I was starting to think I will be a victim of the hate speech bill and die by hanging.

But since my mouth won't kill me again, my prick will.
grin grin
Re: How Do You Think You Will Die? by majorSLEEK(m): 10:20am On Dec 05, 2019
aro1:
I would love to reach old age with good health and die peacefully surrounded by my loved ones..

And they will sadly be watching your life flow out like bosses.. grin

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Re: How Do You Think You Will Die? by Nobody: 10:23am On Dec 05, 2019
majorSLEEK:


And they will sadly be watching your life flow out like bosses.. grin
ahahahah..
You be ghost ashewo reader.. Cum insyd and watch it flow out like a boss #Aro1 2019
Re: How Do You Think You Will Die? by onwuakpachris(m): 12:09pm On Dec 05, 2019
banjicom:


Damn!!! This is scary
my man..only those DAT av been brainwashed by religions with dia mythical "eternal damnation in hell" fear death...we all live to die..come again and die again and so d cycle continues so enjoy ur life man...

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Re: How Do You Think You Will Die? by jeff1607(m): 12:48pm On Dec 05, 2019
banjicom:
Ok, so while i was meditating today, something came into my mind from nowhere, and this was how i would die? So i got a little curious if people ever think that how will they die? So let's have some discussion apart from making money. How do you think you will die?


with guns blazing


on sick bed holding wifey's hands plus great grand kids, grandkids and kids by each side of the bed, telling them how I enjoyed my days here on Earth and how my funeral shouldn't be elaborate just simple with a tree planted on the day I'm buried.

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Re: How Do You Think You Will Die? by Nobody: 1:01pm On Dec 05, 2019
grin grin grin

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Re: How Do You Think You Will Die? by banjicom(m): 1:15pm On Dec 05, 2019
jeff1607:



with guns blazing


on sick bed holding wifey's hands plus great grand kids, grandkids and kids by each side of the bed, telling them how I enjoyed my days here on Earth and how my funeral shouldn't be elaborate just simple with a tree planted on the day I'm buried.

Woow! I love this......A good life and a simple death cheesy
Re: How Do You Think You Will Die? by majorSLEEK(m): 6:35pm On Dec 07, 2019
aro1:
ahahahah..
You be ghost ashewo reader.. Cum insyd and watch it flow out like a boss #Aro1 2019
grin grin wink
Re: How Do You Think You Will Die? by Nobody: 6:41pm On Dec 07, 2019
I'll die on the battle field fighting for my country. I do believe in re-incarnation though

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Re: How Do You Think You Will Die? by Lightangel65: 6:53pm On Dec 07, 2019
I'll will go in an epic way saving the world, and watching my life flash before my eye, after making a heroic speech
Re: How Do You Think You Will Die? by Maxxim: 7:14pm On Dec 07, 2019
The whole world sinking, no be only me go die grin

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Re: How Do You Think You Will Die? by StrikeBack(m): 9:13pm On Dec 07, 2019
Probably Infront of my TV watching ACMILAN play

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Re: How Do You Think You Will Die? by Dollywood(m): 10:00pm On Dec 07, 2019
I don't know mehn!
I fear no death
But I don't wanna die!.
Re: How Do You Think You Will Die? by Apination(m): 10:11pm On Dec 07, 2019
If wishes were horses beggars would ride undecided
Re: How Do You Think You Will Die? by Nobody: 10:12pm On Dec 07, 2019
I'll most likely die of Viagra overdose.
Re: How Do You Think You Will Die? by Nobody: 10:15pm On Dec 07, 2019
StrikeBack:
Probably Infront of my TV watching ACMILAN play

True Rosonneri
So someone else still supports that club apart from me. It's soo good to know that.
Re: How Do You Think You Will Die? by StrikeBack(m): 11:38pm On Dec 07, 2019
ceeroh:


True Rosonneri
So someone else still supports that club apart from me. It's soo good to know that.
Forza Milan
Re: How Do You Think You Will Die? by Amanda4life: 11:49pm On Dec 07, 2019
kongolo:
In my bed at the age of 80,with my belly full of palm wine and an 18year old lady's mouth around my pecker


You are not serious
Re: How Do You Think You Will Die? by Amanda4life: 11:55pm On Dec 07, 2019
Do you know that I think deep.

And I do some weird things like.

Sourcing how people die, their last minute

Checking how to embalm people on u tube.

When people die , how their spirit lives the body and others.

For me I will like to die after 140 in good health.

I will also want God to let me know on time, so that I will prepare my family well.
Re: How Do You Think You Will Die? by mumumugu(m): 11:57pm On Dec 07, 2019
probably because I challenged religious belief
Re: How Do You Think You Will Die? by Nobody: 12:22am On Dec 08, 2019
Sometimes, I used to feel that I will be shot dead by gunmen, defending my religion or political ideology.

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