Hello nairalanders good afternoon
So I went to church today after a very long time don't ask me why I stopped
Me self I don't know why I stopped going
So after service I saw a friend of mine, it's been a while I saw him since I stopped coming to church. The dude was looking more fresh than before so I asked him what his secret was the guy told me that he broke up with his girlfriend and started saving
I asked does break up make you save, So he told that after he broke up with the girl about 4months ago he stopped sex that he has been saving since then coz him money na woman especially dey chop and the only thing they offer is sex
I didn't believe him when he told me he hasn't had sex since then so I kept on asking him questions until he told me that masturbation has been what's helping him o
That he mastubates and also has a pocket size pussy toy I guess that was what he called it or something like that
Me na inside me I said I will start doing it Cox my own too much for girls Mata self so I came back home watched some porn got hard tried mastubating me I I no cum o
I was really angry ehn
I dont know if I didn't do it right
So you guys should abeg put me through the techniques
I want to save alot of money next year abeg
And reduce sex at least make my waist rest small
I have tried it before but I didn't mastubate just said I won't have sex again for one week
I only kept to my words for just 2days the 3day na me even use my hand invite d babe self

Ashawoboi27:

So you guys should abeg put me through the techniques
I want to save alot of money next year abeg

Part 1: Easy Masturbation Techniques

1. The Classic

2. OK!

3. The Boxer Rub

4. The Grand National

5. Balling the Jack

6. Thumb fun

7. The Arm Slide

8. The Pincher

9. The Helmet Polish

10. Livin’ on the Edge

11. Double fisted

12. The Lefty

13. Don’t neglect the balls

14. F Marks the Spot

15. Twisty Nipple

16. Drummer Boy

Part 2: Intermediate Masturbation Techniques

17. The Milker

18. The Belly Rub

19. The Vintage Wine

20. The Waterfall

21. The Pretzel

22. The Pillow Pumper

23. The Frosty Balls

24. The Underdog

25. The Potato Masher

26. Overhand

27. The Play-Doh

28. Take it slow

29. The Stranger

30. Perineum Pleasure

31. The Magic Bullet

32. Couch Gagger

Part 3: Advanced Masturbation Techniques

33. Kneel Armstrong

34. The Mouth Gig Simulator

35. Skinning Le Coq

36. The Giddy Frog

37. The Banana Spanker

38. Cock Ring Fun

39. Prostate Play

That's all the techniques I know. Make a choice of any technique you want to try and I'll mentor you.

There are tutorials on YouTube.

You may not be making any sense today but try to make sense 2mao.

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Part 1: Easy Masturbation Techniques

1. The Classic

2. OK!

3. The Boxer Rub

4. The Grand National

5. Balling the Jack

6. Thumb fun

7. The Arm Slide

8. The Pincher



Are you for real? Good jesus!

Dis op sef when some pple still dey strive hard towards stopping the habit. Mtcheew.

Is not a good habit, don't try it again.

Wetin emeka no go see for container? People dey cry to God to save them frm masturbation..u dy ask for technique... Tueeh

The first time usually doesn't feel good but bro after your fourth and fifth trial you will find it difficult to stop lol. Welcome to the fapping gang tho.

my brother, please don't start that habit now oooo. it is dangerous for a grown man.