Drop something your ex once told you.

Lemme start.

"... I'm a wreck. You're too stable for me."

you are a wreck, i am too stable for you.
you like banging too much

bmdmixer:
you are a wreck, i am too stable for you.
you like banging too much

Lol.
Fowl

LekinsRibirth:


Lol.
Fowl

irony if u no like bang now she will say weak fellow

my ex said....... you are d Best


but she still Left.
i swear women don't knw wat they want.

When I was with you, I was in heaven. Please I don't want to leave heaven.

bmdmixer:
irony if u no like bang now she will say weak fellow

It had nothing to do with banging mahn. She was jus a twisted person.

placeofallure:
When I was with you, I was in heaven. Please I don't want to leave heaven.

So how far, what led to the breakup?

doubleZ88:
my ex said.......
you are d Best



but she still Left.

i swear women don't knw wat they want.

Do you think she meant what she said?

LekinsRibirth:

It had nothing to do with banging mahn. She was jus a twisted person.

every side got it own logic

LekinsRibirth:

Do you think she meant what she said?

yeah. she meant it. only dat someone was better

LekinsRibirth:


So how far, what led to the breakup?

Religious differences. He's Muslim, I am Christian. He changed, started attending church while we were in school but I wasn't convinced he won't change again when we settle down. I just broke the relationship. He couldn't forgive me afterwards.

placeofallure:


Religious differences. He's Muslim, I am Christian. He changed, started attending church while we were in school but I wasn't convinced he won't change again when we settle down. I just broke the relationship. He couldn't forgive me afterwards.

That must have painful for him, and probably for you too.
Anyway, have you been able to find your Christian man?

LekinsRibirth:

That must have painful for him, and probably for you too.
Anyway, have you been able to find your Christian man?

Yes, painful.

And yes, I got a Christian bro siiiince. We're both settled now. Of course he went back to his Islam. We still talk. He has just married wife no 2. Those were the things I was running away from.

placeofallure:

Yes, painful.

And yes, I got a Christian bro siiiince. We're both settled now. Of course he went back to his Islam. We still talk. He has just married wife no 2. Those were the things I was running away from.

Wow. You really dodged a bullet. Good thing you listened to your intuition. Glad you found someone right for you and you're happy.

LekinsRibirth:

Wow. You really dodged a bullet. Good thing you listened to your intuition. Glad you found someone right for you and you're happy.

Thanks!

,

You are the cockroach in my cupboard.

My ex once said, 'i hope you won't dump me one day because I so much love you...infact I wonder how my like would be without you'.

Guess what?



Na she dump me last last


Fear women

Iloveu2:
,

You haven't said anything.
Come back and complete your statement

Godfullsam:
My ex once said, 'i hope you won't dump me one day because I so much love you...infact I wonder how my like would be without you'.

Guess what?



Na she dump me last last


Fear women

Well, she wouldn't dump you just like that.
First let's understand the situation..
What did you do?

LekinsRibirth:

You haven't said anything.
Come back and complete your statement

Okay, okay....we were both at a restaurant and their were lots of bitches around having a get together and my eyes was just wandering from their bum-bum to their Boobs-boobs and then so my ex said "I CAN SEE YOU HAVE BEEN GOING THROUGH THE MENU IN THIS RESTUARANT " at the time she said this we have already been served our choice from the menu booklet and eating already. I quickly understood that she meant I have been looking at the girls as if I want to eat them.

Iloveu2:


Okay, okay....we were both at a restaurant and their were lots of bitches around having a get together and my eyes was just wandering from their bum-bum to their Boobs-boobs and then so my ex said "I CAN SEE YOU HAVE BEEN GOING THROUGH THE MENU IN THIS RESTUARANT " at the time she said this we have already been served our choice from the menu booklet and eating already. I quickly understood that she meant I have been looking at the girls as if I want to eat them.

Creative.
Your ex seems to be skilled with good use of metaphors.